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16 years ago
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Hey everypeoples, doing another silly meme because I've got nothing relevant to say. Blatantly stolen from 
Krat.
Centaur:
[ ] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[ ] You get drunk a lot.
[ ] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[ ] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[x] You like to read your daily horoscope. (I dinnae take it seriously though)
[ ] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[ ] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[ ] You are spiritual. (I'm not sure what you mean by that)
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal.
[x] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 2
Elf:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips.
[x] You are very intelligent. (And amazingly humble. u_u)
[x] Your five senses are extremely keen. (Nobody except me hears the static in our old TV's speakers)
[ ] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height. (I'm quite solidly made.)
[ ] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible. ()
[ ] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[ ] You look very young for your age.
[x] You rarely get sick. (Swine flu? I laugh at your swine flu! Ha ha ha!)
[x] You are a very hard worker. (Motivation is the problem you see)
[ ] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 4
Fairy:
[ ] You are happy a lot of the time. (I tend to give off that impression, but then I do it on purpose.)
[ ] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[x] You are very shy.
[x] You love the forest and plant life in general. (I once literally hugged a tree when I was high. In front of a police car doing a speed trap.)
[x] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid. (Absototalyutely)
[ ] You are young and short. (I'm six foot nothing. I don't think that counts.)
[ ] Dancing is one of your favourite pastimes. (Only when I'm drunk)
[ ] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back. (sometimes I am, sometimes I just puncha they face.)
[x] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[ ] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you. (I don't even know what that means.)
Total: 4
Gnome/Dwarf:
[ ] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[x] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[ ] You are short for your age.
[x] You are an isolationist. (I like to be alone a lot, is that what they mean?)
[ ] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[ ] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[x] You look older than your age. (My hair will prolly be totally grey by the time I'm 30.)
[ ] You love the woods and the mountains.
[ ] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[ ] You have a short temper. (But when it does go off...)
Total: 3
Harpy/Siren:
[ ] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face. (Makes me feel like a huge douche.)
[X] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you. (Capital X, motherfucker.)
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours.
[ ] You are easily angered.
[ ] Death fascinates you.
[ ] You are female, or a feminine-looking man. (I'm quite hirsuite actually.)
[ ] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[ ] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side. (as Roast Beef once said: man what)
[x] You love to trick others. (Nobody ever falls for my tricks, but fortunately I'm very easily amused.)
[ ] You have a ravenous appetite. (I'm almost never actually "hungry", I just eat because it's dinnertime or whatever.)
Total: 2
Mermaid/Merman:
[ ] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself. (I love water, but seeing Jaws at a young age means I can go in the ocean for maybe five minutes before I start hearing the theme song in the back of my head.)
[x] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you. (Tell me have you seeeen the marvellous Breadfish...)
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[ ] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for travelling, not hunting in the sea. (What?)
[x] You are good at swimming. (I enjoy it a hell of a lot, I dunno about technical proficiency.)
[ ] You like to collect shells.
[ ] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[x] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[x] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps you will work to stop that.
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea. (?)
Total: 4
Vampire:
[x] You're a night person. (Sir yes sir!)
[ ] You have a fascination with blood.
[x] You are extremely pale. (My meds make my skin burn too easily, I skip straight from Dracula to Lobster. So I avoid the sun.)
[x] You wish you had a bat as a pet. (Some of them are surprisingly cute up close.)
[ ] You are not religious at all. (not like I'm a bible basher, but it's there.)
[x] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[X] The sun's glare annoys you all too often. (FUCK YOU, GIANT BALL OF FIRE)
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it. (I can take it or leave it.)
[ ] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips. (Gotta go with the face.)
[x] You don't like sharp objects near you.
Total: 6
Werewolf:
[ ] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[x] You have a lot of body hair. (;>_>)
[x] The ability to shape shift is the best superpower to you. (Maybe tied with one other thing.)
[ ] You prefer gold over silver items. (I don't care either way.)
[x] You lack self control. (Attention Deficit Disorder at its most basic description.)
[X] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans. (People suck.)
[ ] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs. (No more so than for other animals.)
[x] You like to be alone.
[x] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it. (I've never told anyone. And no, I won't tell you if you ask.)
[ ] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors. (Sweet baby Jesus, No!)
Total: 6
Wizard/Witch:
[ ] You love chemistry.
[ ] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[x] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements. (Yessss!)
[x] You are a nature lover.
[x] You have a strong sense of responsibility
[x] You spend a lot of time alone.
[x] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely. (Her name is Teddy and she's adoribibble when she sleeps.)
[ ] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[ ] Cooking is one of your favourite things to do.
[ ] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult. (I think my definition of Occult is different from yours.)
Total: 5
Zombie:
[x] You are pale. (Stupid pills.)
[ ] You are hungry a lot.
[ ] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone. (only at work. :P)
[ ] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold. (I effing radiate heat.)
[x] You love to eat meat. (Guilty as charged.)
[ ] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food. (I plead the fifth. <.<)
[ ] You make grunts and moans a lot. (You mean outside of pantsless fun? Then no.)
[ ] You enjoy learning about psychology because you study the brain.
[x] You usually walk slowly. (I'm too big to be a sprinter :P)
[x] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself. (I had a history of extreme nosebleeds, I'm okay with my own blood.)
Total: 4
Satyr/Faun:
[x] You are very passionate about the things you like.
[x] You like to get drunk and dance.
[x] You're very amorous.
[x] You like art and music. (You're asking that question on this site?)
[ ] You enjoy feasting with friends.
[ ] You love nature, but more for the animals than the trees and plants.
[ ] You like getting rowdy and having a good time.
[x] You laugh a lot.
[ ] You love the chase almost as much as the capture. (Too little experience to say. *single tear*)
[ ] You wish you had horns.
Total: 5
So it looks like I'm a Vampire-Werewolf with a little bit of Wizard and Satyr thrown in for good measure. Hmmm, sounds like a furry original character. *awesomeface*.
>_> Man, what would that even look like?
I had fun with this one, I like silly memes. n_n
Krat.Centaur:
[ ] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[ ] You get drunk a lot.
[ ] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[ ] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[x] You like to read your daily horoscope. (I dinnae take it seriously though)
[ ] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[ ] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[ ] You are spiritual. (I'm not sure what you mean by that)
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal.
[x] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 2
Elf:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips.
[x] You are very intelligent. (And amazingly humble. u_u)
[x] Your five senses are extremely keen. (Nobody except me hears the static in our old TV's speakers)
[ ] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height. (I'm quite solidly made.)
[ ] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible. ()
[ ] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[ ] You look very young for your age.
[x] You rarely get sick. (Swine flu? I laugh at your swine flu! Ha ha ha!)
[x] You are a very hard worker. (Motivation is the problem you see)
[ ] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 4
Fairy:
[ ] You are happy a lot of the time. (I tend to give off that impression, but then I do it on purpose.)
[ ] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[x] You are very shy.
[x] You love the forest and plant life in general. (I once literally hugged a tree when I was high. In front of a police car doing a speed trap.)
[x] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid. (Absototalyutely)
[ ] You are young and short. (I'm six foot nothing. I don't think that counts.)
[ ] Dancing is one of your favourite pastimes. (Only when I'm drunk)
[ ] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back. (sometimes I am, sometimes I just puncha they face.)
[x] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[ ] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you. (I don't even know what that means.)
Total: 4
Gnome/Dwarf:
[ ] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[x] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[ ] You are short for your age.
[x] You are an isolationist. (I like to be alone a lot, is that what they mean?)
[ ] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[ ] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[x] You look older than your age. (My hair will prolly be totally grey by the time I'm 30.)
[ ] You love the woods and the mountains.
[ ] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[ ] You have a short temper. (But when it does go off...)
Total: 3
Harpy/Siren:
[ ] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face. (Makes me feel like a huge douche.)
[X] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you. (Capital X, motherfucker.)
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours.
[ ] You are easily angered.
[ ] Death fascinates you.
[ ] You are female, or a feminine-looking man. (I'm quite hirsuite actually.)
[ ] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[ ] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side. (as Roast Beef once said: man what)
[x] You love to trick others. (Nobody ever falls for my tricks, but fortunately I'm very easily amused.)
[ ] You have a ravenous appetite. (I'm almost never actually "hungry", I just eat because it's dinnertime or whatever.)
Total: 2
Mermaid/Merman:
[ ] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself. (I love water, but seeing Jaws at a young age means I can go in the ocean for maybe five minutes before I start hearing the theme song in the back of my head.)
[x] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you. (Tell me have you seeeen the marvellous Breadfish...)
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[ ] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for travelling, not hunting in the sea. (What?)
[x] You are good at swimming. (I enjoy it a hell of a lot, I dunno about technical proficiency.)
[ ] You like to collect shells.
[ ] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[x] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[x] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps you will work to stop that.
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea. (?)
Total: 4
Vampire:
[x] You're a night person. (Sir yes sir!)
[ ] You have a fascination with blood.
[x] You are extremely pale. (My meds make my skin burn too easily, I skip straight from Dracula to Lobster. So I avoid the sun.)
[x] You wish you had a bat as a pet. (Some of them are surprisingly cute up close.)
[ ] You are not religious at all. (not like I'm a bible basher, but it's there.)
[x] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[X] The sun's glare annoys you all too often. (FUCK YOU, GIANT BALL OF FIRE)
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it. (I can take it or leave it.)
[ ] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips. (Gotta go with the face.)
[x] You don't like sharp objects near you.
Total: 6
Werewolf:
[ ] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[x] You have a lot of body hair. (;>_>)
[x] The ability to shape shift is the best superpower to you. (Maybe tied with one other thing.)
[ ] You prefer gold over silver items. (I don't care either way.)
[x] You lack self control. (Attention Deficit Disorder at its most basic description.)
[X] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans. (People suck.)
[ ] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs. (No more so than for other animals.)
[x] You like to be alone.
[x] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it. (I've never told anyone. And no, I won't tell you if you ask.)
[ ] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors. (Sweet baby Jesus, No!)
Total: 6
Wizard/Witch:
[ ] You love chemistry.
[ ] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[x] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements. (Yessss!)
[x] You are a nature lover.
[x] You have a strong sense of responsibility
[x] You spend a lot of time alone.
[x] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely. (Her name is Teddy and she's adoribibble when she sleeps.)
[ ] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[ ] Cooking is one of your favourite things to do.
[ ] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult. (I think my definition of Occult is different from yours.)
Total: 5
Zombie:
[x] You are pale. (Stupid pills.)
[ ] You are hungry a lot.
[ ] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone. (only at work. :P)
[ ] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold. (I effing radiate heat.)
[x] You love to eat meat. (Guilty as charged.)
[ ] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food. (I plead the fifth. <.<)
[ ] You make grunts and moans a lot. (You mean outside of pantsless fun? Then no.)
[ ] You enjoy learning about psychology because you study the brain.
[x] You usually walk slowly. (I'm too big to be a sprinter :P)
[x] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself. (I had a history of extreme nosebleeds, I'm okay with my own blood.)
Total: 4
Satyr/Faun:
[x] You are very passionate about the things you like.
[x] You like to get drunk and dance.
[x] You're very amorous.
[x] You like art and music. (You're asking that question on this site?)
[ ] You enjoy feasting with friends.
[ ] You love nature, but more for the animals than the trees and plants.
[ ] You like getting rowdy and having a good time.
[x] You laugh a lot.
[ ] You love the chase almost as much as the capture. (Too little experience to say. *single tear*)
[ ] You wish you had horns.
Total: 5
So it looks like I'm a Vampire-Werewolf with a little bit of Wizard and Satyr thrown in for good measure. Hmmm, sounds like a furry original character. *awesomeface*.
>_> Man, what would that even look like?
I had fun with this one, I like silly memes. n_n
