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dan_the_bear
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Hands and arms.
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
The only one I have is black like my cock.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
I sure would and he knows I would.
4. Do you plan outfits?
No, I just toss on anything that is clean.
5. How are you feeling?
Very good right now. I do need to get to the rest room soon.
6. Whats the closest thing to you that's red?
A student wearing a T-shirt.
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I can't recall my last one, but the one I remember best is me getting my ass kick by a giant pink bunny keeping my from my submarine.
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Some students from another class.
9. What are you craving right now?
Chocolate cookies all the time.
10. Do you floss?
Hell no! I have my pride.
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Tossing it at a bad actor or joker.
12. Are you emotional?
Emotions are for those that can afford them. I am a being of logic.
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Many times.
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
I like it till its all gone. That is why I am a good licker. ;)
15. Do you like your hair?
Do you mean in my head or face? Face, yes. Head don't have anymore.
16. Do you like yourself?
So much so, I worship me, but in a good way.
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Which one? Son or Senior? I would have to say yes to both.
18. What are you listening to right now?
A movie and students talking low, but not so low as I can't hear them. Oh, and the hum of the AC on.
19. Are your parents strict?
Oh yes, but very fair.
20. Would you go sky diving?
I should will. Can I do it naked? I love to do it naked.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Always look at it with a high suspicious rate.
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Just about all the time. I live in Los Angeles where everyone here things he or she is famous.
23. Do you rent movies often?
No, not at all.
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
No, nothing here in the classroom.
25. How many countries have you visited?
Just to the very edge of Mexico.
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
That was so long ago, I don't recall it.
27. Ever been on a train?
No, but I sure love to.
28. Brown or white eggs?
White, but browns not bad.
29. Do you have a cell-phone?
Why yes, I do.
30. Do you use chap stick?
No way.
31. Do you own a gun?
No, just toy ones.
32. Can you use chop sticks?
No, but I keep trying.
33.Who are you going to be with tonight?
My nephew.
34. Are you too forgiving?
I have been told that I am.
35. Ever been in love?
Yes, but that was far in the past. Now its all about the lust.
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
Lying in his hospital bed with machines keeping him alive and slowly wasting away.
37. Ever have cream puffs?
Yes, but I don't like them that much.
38. Last time you cried?
When a close family member passed away.
39. What was the last question you asked?
"Do you think she is god?"
40. Favorite time of the year?
Fall
41. Do you have any tattoos?
No, for I know I will want to cover myself from head to toes in them.
42. Are you sarcastic?
Every change I get.
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Yes, and read the short story the title gets its origin from.
44. Ever walked into a wall?
No, but I skate into a big tree once.
45. Favorite color?
Red.
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Many times on the ass.
47. Is your hair curly?
On my chest, yes.
48. What was the last CD you bought?
Pet Shop Boys
49. Do looks matter?
So long as the he or she is clean, that is all that matters to me.
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
If they cheated me out of money or property no, all others things yes.
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
No. I am on a plan.
52. Do you like your life right now?
I do, but it can be better.
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Only when I pass out in front of it.
54. Can you handle the truth?
I like to think I do.
55. Do you have good vision?
No.
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
I hate no one, but dislike everyone till I get to know you better or lust after you.
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
About three or four times a week.
58. The last person you held hands with?
Snow Dog.
59. What are you wearing?
Shirt, pants shoes, underwear, whatever I need to work in.
60. What is your favorite animal?
Bulls, Gorillas, Wolves, Bears, Otters, Tigers, Moose, Lizards, and a ton more.
61. Where was your default picture taken?
Default picture? We have to have a default picture? Why don't someone tell me these things.
62. Can you hula hoop?
No, not at all.
63. Do you have a job?
Yes, as an aide to the special education teacher.
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
A soda.
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes, to get us into the house my dad had lock us out of.
dan_the_bear1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Hands and arms.
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
The only one I have is black like my cock.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
I sure would and he knows I would.
4. Do you plan outfits?
No, I just toss on anything that is clean.
5. How are you feeling?
Very good right now. I do need to get to the rest room soon.
6. Whats the closest thing to you that's red?
A student wearing a T-shirt.
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I can't recall my last one, but the one I remember best is me getting my ass kick by a giant pink bunny keeping my from my submarine.
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Some students from another class.
9. What are you craving right now?
Chocolate cookies all the time.
10. Do you floss?
Hell no! I have my pride.
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Tossing it at a bad actor or joker.
12. Are you emotional?
Emotions are for those that can afford them. I am a being of logic.
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Many times.
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
I like it till its all gone. That is why I am a good licker. ;)
15. Do you like your hair?
Do you mean in my head or face? Face, yes. Head don't have anymore.
16. Do you like yourself?
So much so, I worship me, but in a good way.
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Which one? Son or Senior? I would have to say yes to both.
18. What are you listening to right now?
A movie and students talking low, but not so low as I can't hear them. Oh, and the hum of the AC on.
19. Are your parents strict?
Oh yes, but very fair.
20. Would you go sky diving?
I should will. Can I do it naked? I love to do it naked.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Always look at it with a high suspicious rate.
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Just about all the time. I live in Los Angeles where everyone here things he or she is famous.
23. Do you rent movies often?
No, not at all.
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
No, nothing here in the classroom.
25. How many countries have you visited?
Just to the very edge of Mexico.
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
That was so long ago, I don't recall it.
27. Ever been on a train?
No, but I sure love to.
28. Brown or white eggs?
White, but browns not bad.
29. Do you have a cell-phone?
Why yes, I do.
30. Do you use chap stick?
No way.
31. Do you own a gun?
No, just toy ones.
32. Can you use chop sticks?
No, but I keep trying.
33.Who are you going to be with tonight?
My nephew.
34. Are you too forgiving?
I have been told that I am.
35. Ever been in love?
Yes, but that was far in the past. Now its all about the lust.
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
Lying in his hospital bed with machines keeping him alive and slowly wasting away.
37. Ever have cream puffs?
Yes, but I don't like them that much.
38. Last time you cried?
When a close family member passed away.
39. What was the last question you asked?
"Do you think she is god?"
40. Favorite time of the year?
Fall
41. Do you have any tattoos?
No, for I know I will want to cover myself from head to toes in them.
42. Are you sarcastic?
Every change I get.
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Yes, and read the short story the title gets its origin from.
44. Ever walked into a wall?
No, but I skate into a big tree once.
45. Favorite color?
Red.
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Many times on the ass.
47. Is your hair curly?
On my chest, yes.
48. What was the last CD you bought?
Pet Shop Boys
49. Do looks matter?
So long as the he or she is clean, that is all that matters to me.
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
If they cheated me out of money or property no, all others things yes.
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
No. I am on a plan.
52. Do you like your life right now?
I do, but it can be better.
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Only when I pass out in front of it.
54. Can you handle the truth?
I like to think I do.
55. Do you have good vision?
No.
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
I hate no one, but dislike everyone till I get to know you better or lust after you.
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
About three or four times a week.
58. The last person you held hands with?
Snow Dog.
59. What are you wearing?
Shirt, pants shoes, underwear, whatever I need to work in.
60. What is your favorite animal?
Bulls, Gorillas, Wolves, Bears, Otters, Tigers, Moose, Lizards, and a ton more.
61. Where was your default picture taken?
Default picture? We have to have a default picture? Why don't someone tell me these things.
62. Can you hula hoop?
No, not at all.
63. Do you have a job?
Yes, as an aide to the special education teacher.
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
A soda.
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes, to get us into the house my dad had lock us out of.
7.lol dad, what ya ate? XD
12.I like that answer ^^
16.that's good! ^^
22.hahaha!
23. you either?!
43.I think you are confusing with "a sound of thunder"? The Butterfly effect movie refers to the one with aston kutcher..
That was a nice reading daddy ^_^ knows ya more *hugs*
7. Don't recall, but it must have been something big.
12. Me too.
16. Yes, it is.
22. Now that was a pun I didn't mean to make.
23. I use to do it more in the past if that helps any son. Now I just wait for it to come on a movie channel.
43. Not sure at this point. I seem both.
23. I see ^^ yeah it seems that TV cable and Internet is driving people appart from videoclubs.. oh well ^^
sooner or later they will dissapear sad indeed...