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9 years ago
I did this for Strega once on some site designed for the purpose (formspring?) but I don't think I have done an open one like this. My characters are fairly well fleshed out in some cases but some are less so, and maybe you have some questions about one or another. Ask away.
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If someone else had to be changed? I don't know. It's a hard life being big. I'd have to be pretty desperate. There are days I'd do it.
And then there was my gnoll friend. I had to eat him, but I still miss talking to him.
A very interesting idea, I must say.Lions
Skunks
Wolverines
Bears
Werewolves
Raccoons
Otters
Before I found the fandom, I'd drawn the "animal of the month" doing three things: Eating people, banging human women and getting BJs from them. This can be seen in some of my earliest comics such as the old raccoon-and-woman one.
Top 5? Lions, bears, raccoons, wolverine and skunks, in no special order.
Now, some of them are certainly lying, but I have enough problems without getting into trouble by eating bards who may or may not be spreading (mostly true but very embarrassing) stories about me. I've spent years building up a reputation as, yes, a big and potentially dangerous fox who eats humanoids and monsters and is a bit uncontrollably randy but more importantly, a big friendly fox who you can trust around your kids. The last thing I need is bounty hunters coming after me because one too many bards disappeared on my mail route and it would only take nervous villagers with crossbows to make my life hell.
So, maybe I've met the bard who started the song. I've almost certainly met some who added versus to it. What can I do, though? At heart I'm a nice guy. Even if I positively identified the originator of that damned song I don't think I could just up and eat him.
Not unless he was a real jerk, anyway.
In a perfect world I'd like to run free but that wouldn't work in a world run by humans. So, could be worse.
1) What's your favorite meal?
2) How many offspring do you have (that you know of)? Do you play any role in their lives? What do you do when [url=http://aryion.com/g4/view/215575]one of them starts eats local government officials[url]?
3) I guess the maker never fashioned three-foot long condoms, eh?
4) How often do you, err, trade?
5) So did you ever manage to catch that bard?
2. I don't know for sure that I have any. Sure, I've heard rumors, but that furry bulette-taur could just be some escaped experiment. And if that dragoness got knocked up, she didn't say anything about it last time she stopped by for, er, attention. Most of my lovers are of different species and barring a Love Spring I'm hoping the odds are in my favor that none of them ended up with child.
3. They don't make sheep intestines in my size I'm afraid, and most of the time I wouldn't have a chance to put it on before my lower half decides that Now Is The Time For Mounting.
4. Only a few times. Uvuzi, a sphinxess, a big griffon, and while it's not exactly a trade, I paid a druid for his giant badger's time. She didn't complain.
5. Which one? I don't know who started that song or how many bards have contributed. I can't just start eating everyone I meet, I have enough problems without getting a reputation for eating actual people instead of just monsters.
What is your least favorite prey to eat? Has there ever been a meal that you immediately regretted eating?
I try to keep my hunger in check and not do things like, say, eat dire porcupines. This book I found said dire pythons swallow and digest them just fine but all those quills. Brr.
Love's a funny thing. He's hairy and smelly but I'm glad I met him.
Favorite color?
A few years ago I spared a particular thief and she got it into her head to lead a couple of noblewomen who wanted an unusual lover in via one of the tunnels. The thief got her money from the women and the women and I had a fine time.
There's also a very powerful mage who happens to be a hestan tiger-woman who visited me recently. She even offered to free me but I'm not sure how I feel about that. It was very pleasant to have a feline lover after so long, though.
Should I worry about it eating me? I don't know. There's very little literature on the things (which are apparently called Lysk Symbiotes, I think it's spelled) but what I did find suggests that if it ate me we would both die. And, well, it has done something to me. I have to eat almost entirely through my tail now. I don't think I could survive without it.
Another worry is that some of the literature suggests that eventually it will further modify me (as it has with my digestive system) and make ME able to swallow people. I'm not sure how I feel about that.
Some other preds like to swallow prey while the person is sucking or licking them off, but you have to worry they will panic and bite.
Pretty much all of them love it when prey squirm on the way down, and Uvuzi and Nyoka (and Strega) are no exception.
I almost suffocated some sort of canid male with my knot once, but I managed to pull out as I swallowed him feetfirst.
Because being a bunny, I had to develop some techniques in case I encounter something like you two >.>;;;;
I've swallowed many men wearing armor and coughed it up later, but if the armor was spiked I'd have to somehow get it off first. If I were presented with a lineup of creatures to eat the degree of difficulty involved would certainly be a factor as to which one I'd pick.
Patty: I found out by accident when a male offered to, well, please me with something besides his member. By the time I realized what was happening there was just a tail left and that on its way in. I'm pretty sure I can't have cubs since anything that goes in there gets digested, but most males are afraid of me because I am so large anyway. I may never know. I also don't know why I can do it. I'm a pretty unusual cat all around, size, intelligence and all.
Savage: It's been years since I went on anything like a date. There are no females of my shape or even close any more, though there are weres. Maybe someday I'll run into a weretigress who can assume a larger than normal form. Or a werecat, period. To answer your question, though...it's been a long time. I'd settle for friendly conversation and having my ears scratched, with maybe the implication that she likes me enough to consider more at some point.
Though if the answer is "There've been several," I would imagine the story was short and won't be getting a sequel.
I think it's happened three times now. Two of them I ate. Humans all look the same to me so unless you know what she smelled like I couldn't tell you what happened to that one other than we definitely had sex.
How did YOU see the encounter with Gold and the white dragon going? What would you do if you ran into the former again?
He was a good lover, for as long as I knew him, and we had some unusual offspring, but I'd avoid him if I saw him again. Dragons are not my friends and I would not want one for a mate, and he is formidable enough that I would hesitate to try to take him as a meal. I might swallow him, or I might get hurt trying, or he might swallow me. It's not worth the risk unless he becomes a real annoyance.
(That was one of my fav. little stories you did, heeh!)
Have you ever gotten caught doing what you do? I mean at somepoint someone must've seen it and reported something to the police or something, and if you have been caught how did you get out of trouble, bribery?
Have you ever encounter any meals that had some form of natural indigestibility (also known as unable ot be digested in case my spelling is not accurate.) And if so, have any of them managed to make a nuisance of themselves since eating them doesn't mean you'll be permanently rid of them. This would include those somehow able to revive in a new body after being devoured.
First for Kurula since she's great and we rarely see her: Kurula, we've heard about you using luckless adventurers as toys, for as long as they last before being crushed anyway. Giving your size and power it seems like you could cause a lot more collateral damage as well. What's the most destruction you've caused when having a good time?
Second for one of your more hilarious but obscure characters (though it's great to see Rocket Racoon carry on his legacy: Three-Foot, seems like you're pretty popular with the ladies! How big and diverse has your clientele grown? And how have you dealt with jealous boyfriends?
And last but certainly not least: Striper/Sandra, seems like you two were a match made in heaven (or hell, depending on who you ask) at least after Sandra practiced enough. How has Striper's "trouble fitting in" caused incidents for both of your victims?
But as to your question, you'll need to define "good time". I've wrecked villages for fun. Do you mean while having sex? I almost never have a lover my size but I caught a dragon once and we rolled around a lot as I ate him. Quite a lot of forest got flattened.
Three-Foot: I used to have a job as a tailor, you know. I was a very good tailor. These days I make my own clothing. My shirts have to be extra roomy to accommodate...it. And "it" has paid for a third floor walk-up apartment and decent food for years. There are a surprising number of women who want to be around a thing that size and yet don't want to have a centaur or giant lover. Maybe they're afraid of being stepped on. It's not for everyone and it certainly won't fit into the vast majority of my lovers, but they have fun and so do I. Diverse? You got it. I moved in Greyston, which you to Greyston and there must be fifty species of ladies here. I've had sex with things I'd never even heard of before. I've had sex with half a dozen different dragonesses and what was probably a male dragon who kept his own "it" hidden, but I am pretty sure I felt it. I had sex with a dragoness while she circled the city. I won't tell you the names or even the colors of those laides. Most of my clientele want our liasions kept secret and annoying a dragon is a good way to get eaten. I think there's a half-raccoon dragon or two out there now.
On the other hand I've never convinced a prakafemme to marry me. They are always worried that our children will have "it" too and "it" will come bursting out of their chest. I'm a little sad about that but eh, it's a living.
Striper and Sandra: As I understand it you're asking if Striper has trouble "fitting in" to other lovers. In fact it's very difficult for him to do so unless they are older women who've had children. And even then it's very tight. As a result most of his extramarital liasons have been oral, hand jobs, that sort of thing. You might think we eat everyone we have sex with but that is anything but the truth. We have many good friends who come by for fun and get to leave on their own two feet rather than through the sewers. It's plausible deniability, you know. I have twenty people who will swear to a judge that I'd never hurt a fly, and fifty people who know that I would but who are in no condition to tell anyone on account of a bad case of having been digested.
How did you first find out you enjoyed swallowing people whole? What was your first experience?
I was visiting with an arch-mage called the Maker, very unhappy with my life, when I saw one of his wolverine people swallow a pig whole. The Maker, for whatever reason, felt sorry for me and offered to make me able to do the same thing. I had nothing but contempt for people in general at that time and the thought of someone struggling their last in my gullet or belly appealed to me. It still does, even after all the people I have eaten. The sex is good, eating people while I am fucking them is better, having them struggle to escape my maw and fail is the best.
I spent a lot of time at the warm springs our clan is named after and found some small plants, or I guess plant/animals, much like your sea anemones. I very much liked feeding small animals to them alive. It was about all the entertainment I had for a year or two.
Somewhat later I had the opportunity to be magically altered so I could swallow people. Yes, magically. I was one of that little group of falan who went to the magical world, that really happened. We were only there for a few months and other than a few of us being the first falan to ever have sex outside our species the only lasting result of it all was me getting changed so I could "disappear" the enemies of our employer. I took him up on that like a shot and, oddly enough, I was later -technologically- altered AGAIN to be even better at it, so I could do the same thing for the employers I had then.
So it comes down to a lonely childhood and feeding creatures to carnivorous plants. Funny the things that influence you growing up. I guess it's what you'd call a fetish, it's impossible to explain why but I really like doing it.
Well, I lived in what you'd call a hedonism colony. Everyone was into stuff that is illegal or frowned upon elsewhere. A lot of those things are dangerous so at the founding of the colony it was equipped with very expensive Mwee medical tech. (They're still making payments.) Everyone has their memories backed up by an implant and transmitted to the medical deck, and if anyone died a new one of them is decanted in an hour or so. Death has little meaning.
So I was at an orgy and one of the smaller females said "I bet Eblis could swallow me." Swallowing things alive is something our ancestors did all the time but I was the only one around big enough to eat an adult Kolkar.
Well, everyone thought that was a great idea and I really liked the way she kicked and struggled playfully as I sucked her in and swallowed her. It took a while to digest her but next thing I knew I was being invited to parties and getting to eat people as fast as my guts could process them. It was great! And so much sex. I guess I was what they'd call a "rock star" on Earth. The only thing is I put on a lot of weight. I'm still pretty chubby but not like I was back then.
Then I got sent to this posting by my dad for some political reason and the people here aren't nearly as playful. I've only got a few males into my bed and not one willing female! It's terrible. And they kick and claw when I swallow them, and then when I see them later they don't remember any of it.
I'm still eating well but it's just not the same. I can't wait for this posting to be over so I can go home.
Do you have a preference to male or female partners? Sexual or in a vore manner of course!
Thank thee kindly!
I do like the smell of a woman more, but the main thing is I prefer my lovers to be fit. It's fun to chase them around before the fun begins and really fat humans are a chore to swallow.
Or the big, Gold dragon, has he ever met up with any good or non-aligned chromatic dragons and getting to enjoy eating a bunch of evil things together? Or just gotten to go after things to prey on alongside another predator in general?
The Gold does not usually go for large numbers of small prey, preferring large meals so he rarely has to eat, but it was mentioned in a story that his mother once ate a whole tribe of intelligent, evil swamp dwelling giant otters. Dragons are pretty solitary and we've never seen him team up with other dragons - usually he either eats them or in one case, mated with one.
Dragons don't tend toward spellcasting so I don't know of any sorceror offspring. It's possible I have fathered a more humanoid hybrid offspring here and there, I travel a lot and it's difficult to keep track of all the ladies I've visited with.
Or just something magical happening like people having a good time after fighting off demons and the area still has energy at the time.
Though the dragon decent could just be legends, and is most commonly said among kobold sorcerers. I guess people mean dragon ancestor, not parent.