Going to bitch then start up my stream

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I ordered a mother fucking bad ass 7.5 inch 4in1 packer from FreeToM for my birthday with my first ever tax returns that I didn't even know was a thing through most of my life because my parents never even told me jack shit about adult life and I never got fun stuff like the fucking poor kids when we're middle class to upper middle class because they just was like lel fuck you, whatever different rant.
But I wait 2 god damn months getting fucked over by them because terns out FreeToM is known for dragging ass
Look cunt, this thing cost 120ish dollars on SALE. That is a lot of money to be dicking around on

Well fucking FINALLY they finish cutting a motherfucking penis god damn take fucking 2 months?
And now it's taken like a god damn week toship even though me and my fiance are pretty sure it was supposed to be priority shipping but now it's not? Well it was supposed to come today, as the bare ass latest. Guess god damn what. FedEx are lazy shit fuckers that for what ever god damn reason are like "hurr hurr we ship in saturdays becurse we curr aboot u" well not fucking me. It's in FUCKING NASHVILLE. 40ish mins from me, and it's like pffft fuck you Matt "Scheduled for delivery next business day". So now I get to wait till monday because my life is full of constant fuck yous. Like not being able to sleep well the night you have to get up at 6 god damn AM.

Also know what they gave me to make up for taking two fucking months?
20% off my next purchase like I want your fucking snail mail hell
Well I humored them and looked through there stuff. Maybe I will get a harness or a binder
Haha nope fuck yourself Matt they are out of both
You can get an extra rod, a fixer, condoms, or a other dong they will take half a year to make and will still cost out the ass

FUCK YOURSELF LIFE