Little sister turns 21 yesterday, she sends me a text, "Hey [Lindy], I know you did that bartending thing and you know a lot more drinks than I do, what should I get?" Big sister mode kicks in and I jokingly tell her to order a Slimy Toenail and a Dirty Anus, there are a lot of weirdly named drinks out there but these aren't two of them, I checked. She actually asks the bartender to make these drinks! She texts me back because of course the bartenders have no idea what these are and asks me what's in them, I quickly make up something that would give the illusion of a Dirty Anus, (i.e pink drink with chocolate sauce on top). Unfortunately the bar doesn't have one of the ingredients I listed. Sister spends the night bar-hopping trying to find someone who can make a Dirty Anus.

I love being a big sister.