Hey, psst, you. Heard you were in the market for a Master Crown. Step into this dark alley and I'll show you my goods...

*evil snicker*

Good sir, I know not why you need resort to such a location for a business transaction, as I assure you any legitimate exchange of goods may be made openly in the free market. Unless, of course, you are one of those malevolent malefactors that which to preform fraud, violence, or deviant sexual practices upon unwitting persons, in which case I want none of your business, foul fiend, and will be forced to take the necessary measures should you further attempt to coerce and swindle me.

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Master Crown, huh?

Yep, got some in the back of the van. But if the authorities ask, you never saw me, got it?

Anyway, I got a special, sizable package for newcomers. Don't you want to see the nice, large package?