Okay, so a bit of background here. I help out  bendzz with writing and composing their TF porn comics. There's a Skype group with 20-odd people in it set up for that purpose. Bendzz often links WIP versions of the comics and documents full of story ideas as GoogleDocs, which I read and comment on. My fraternity has a shared google account that I'm logged into most all the time. What I came to learn in a rather untimely fashion, was that Google Drive tracks all the stuff you've been viewing and keeps that as a history. So yeah, that's the genesis of this prolonged Skype exchange. It's kind of a mess with all the back and forth and the quoting of multiple different means of communication and all that. I probably could clean it up a little better, but I don't feel super charitable towards putting a ton of work into basically letting you guys watch me get humiliated. Plus the general air of flailing chaos is brought to the forefront quite well by the disorganized nature of the chatlog. So yeah, enjoy!

[6:48:31 PM] Beau: Oh god.
[6:49:05 PM] Beau: I did not realize that was how the 'Recent Activity' feature in Google drive works.
[6:49:32 PM] ultipand: I know exactly what you mean :P
[6:49:36 PM] Bendzz: ?
[6:49:39 PM] ultipand: went in there to check out serious stuff and
[6:49:46 PM] ultipand: saw it loaded with TF stuff, was terrifying
[6:50:23 PM] Bendzz: You guys use the same google account for porn and IRL? Sounds risky
[6:50:43 PM] Beau: I was logged into a shared google account when I was looking at some of this stuff. Now other peeps from the account are looking through the history and being like "The fuck is Becumming 3?" and "Oh Jesus what am I even looking at?"
[6:51:02 PM] Bendzz: Oh fuuuuuck lol
[6:51:09 PM] Beau: And no, I didn't do it on purpose. I don't even have my own Google account.
[6:51:13 PM] ultipand: oh gawd
[6:51:24 PM] Bendzz: That's like my nightmare. Good luck
[6:51:31 PM] Deiser: Erk
[6:51:32 PM] Beau: I just leave the group one logged in on my laptop most of the time since I work with these guys.
[6:52:06 PM] Bendzz: Yeah let us know how this goes down
[6:52:12 PM] Bendzz: oh boy
[6:52:47 PM] Bendzz: This is why I have two separate web browsers for porn and life
[6:52:53 PM] Beau: Favorite quote so far is "There's just like... SO many boobs you guys. I know usually that's a good thing but... WTF seriously?"
[6:53:02 PM] Bendzz: lol did you get the captions page?
[6:53:07 PM] Bendzz: The one with all the comic images?
[6:53:25 PM] Bendzz: lol so is this a university project group or what?
[6:53:43 PM] Beau: Not sure which ones it was. I didn't want to look again and push them to the top of the history.
[6:53:58 PM] Bendzz: sounds like the damage is done
[6:54:01 PM] Beau: Right now I'm just going through and deleting anything that says Bendzz on it.
[6:54:03 PM] Bendzz: I could try making it private and boot them
[6:54:18 PM] Bendzz: But that's only temporary
[6:54:27 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: well it is a way to get an outsiders view on the subject :P
[6:55:22 PM] Beau: Yeah, that's one way of looking at it.
[6:55:39 PM] Beau: And yeah, it's a group I'm on at college.
[6:56:01 PM] Bendzz: KS thinks that the group might not know which of u is the furry
[6:56:22 PM] Bendzz: Also where are these comments? Are they on google docs? Can I see them?
[6:56:45 PM] Beau: Actually they don't, so far anyway.
[6:56:56 PM] Beau: Since it's a shared account we all use the same login.
[6:57:36 PM] Beau: I'm sure some computer science nerd could trace which address was logged in at the time, but I doubt they're THAT interested in finding out. CS nerds are notoriously difficult to motivate.
[6:57:36 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: did you remember to make a "wtf is this" post a few hours before deleting it?
[6:58:01 PM] Bendzz: “CS nerds are notoriously difficult to motivate.” CS nerd here, can confirm
[6:58:06 PM] Beau: No, I haven't commented on it yet. That way I can more credibly claim to have no idea what they're talking about.
[6:58:20 PM] Bendzz: Seriously are these comments on the doc?
[6:58:23 PM] Bendzz: lemme check it....
[6:58:39 PM] Beau: No, the comments popped up on the Slack that we use for the same group.
[6:58:47 PM] Bendzz: dammit
[6:58:51 PM] Bendzz: What's slack?
[6:58:51 PM] Beau: Chat through Google is pretty ass, so we don't use that.
[6:59:00 PM] Deiser: I can confirm as a cs major
[6:59:00 PM] Bendzz: hmm
[6:59:03 PM] Beau: It's like Skype that actually works.
[6:59:14 PM] *** Bendzz googles ***
[6:59:44 PM] Beau: It's a more business-oriented chat program, where group chats are the focus and not an ancillary thing.
[6:59:49 PM] Deiser: Also hi
[6:59:57 PM] Beau: They actually had a furry commercial recently. I'll see if I can pull up that one.
[6:59:59 PM] Bendzz: Does it have any major perks?
[7:00:03 PM] Bendzz: hehe
[7:00:16 PM] Bendzz: Yeah I would certainly be interested in reading all the comments on my docs btw
[7:00:29 PM] Bendzz: If you want to make a pasteBin thing of them or something
[7:00:33 PM] Deiser: How's everything
[7:00:38 PM] Beau: I mean, it basically just works better. Easy to get into and such.
[7:00:53 PM] Bendzz: “How's everything” Good because I didn't just get outed as a multiboob furry lover lol
[7:01:16 PM] Beau: I don't notice that much of a difference, but I don't use it a lot. I do like that it can be opened in a browser instead of having a big clunky client like Skype.
[7:01:18 PM] Bendzz: Skype's been glitch for me lately, but everyone I know is on Skype so....
[7:01:37 PM] Bendzz: interesting....
[7:01:38 PM] Beau: Apparently Slack is WAY better on phones, but I no has smartyphone so I can't speak to that.
[7:02:03 PM] Bendzz: I use Skype on my phone, when it works it's good. But I couldn't log in for 2 months once
[7:02:14 PM] Beau: Ah yes. Here is furry slack users.
[7:02:16 PM] Beau: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6sSa5NpqUI
[7:02:22 PM] Deiser: Xd
[7:03:36 PM] Beau: My favorite is the sloth that spends the whole commercial writing "Good idea, team!" and then goes home.
[7:04:07 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: lol zootopia ripoff it feels like SP
[7:04:09 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: XP
[7:04:15 PM] Bendzz: still amusing
[7:05:00 PM] Bendzz: wait the people in the machining factory are human. And on the street. I just noticed.
[7:05:11 PM] Bendzz: So only that office building is furries?
[7:06:44 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: when you hit the weird anthropomorphic part of youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4
[7:06:48 PM] Beau: That is odd. I hadn't noticed.
[7:07:37 PM] Beau: Oh yeah, that murderous nightclub one. Not sure what the deal was there.
[7:07:42 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: lol i didn't finish it before linking, it became even more effed up
[7:07:48 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: ya that scene just popped up
[7:09:39 PM] Beau: Wow there's a lot of furry crap in this history.
[7:09:47 PM] Beau: All me, unfortunately.
[7:09:50 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: XD
[7:09:52 PM] Deiser: Erk
[7:10:26 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: oh shit I'm loosing it, I'm sorry, it sounds mean, but that is funny
[7:10:28 PM] Beau: WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS IS HOW GOOGLE WORKS?
[7:11:01 PM] Bendzz: hehehehe
[7:11:05 PM] Bendzz: I am corrupting the masses
[7:11:20 PM] Bendzz: Also that nightclub video was cool but weird as shit
[7:11:28 PM] Beau: Though I guess most people don't get their creepy fetish porn from Googledocs.
[7:12:23 PM] *** Bendzz updates google doc: "Beau did it" ***
[7:13:06 PM] Beau: Thank God you people don't have my real name.
[7:13:18 PM] Beau: Heh, "you people".
[7:13:33 PM] Bendzz: =p
[7:13:42 PM] ultipand: I too divorce my TF-y persona with my actual persona
[7:13:44 PM] ultipand: it's safest :B
[7:13:46 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: lol my google docs is a mix of Bendzz docs, random internet doc files, random personal files, and porn stories
[7:13:54 PM] Deiser: Well same
[7:14:09 PM] Beau: I guess I'm not too sure about the gdocs though. Maybe some people think shared word processors are hot.
[7:15:14 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: i keep my clean furry account separate from the adult side, but people who get to know me learn i am a furry
[7:15:41 PM] Deiser: Same
[7:15:45 PM] Bendzz: Man I just had a flashback to living at home in my teens, hiding TF sketchbooks under the couches....
[7:16:08 PM] Deiser: Theres two separate human and anthro deisers
[7:16:27 PM] Beau: Yeah, I don't really have much of a clean furry/adult furry divide in the art I consume. Mainly because the pie chart of the two of those would look like pac man chewing on a toothpick.
[7:16:54 PM] Beau: In my internet presence at least.
[7:17:20 PM] Bendzz: I can't even think of any furry stuff I've drawn that wasn't supposed to be porn. Even when they're wearing clothes
[7:18:28 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: lol i am such a furfag that i keep an furry ID in my wallet http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10550544/
[7:18:50 PM] Bendzz: I lost my wallet earlier today
[7:18:57 PM] Bendzz: A nice Chinese couple down the road found it
[7:19:03 PM] Bendzz: Thank god I don't have a card like that
[7:19:21 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: i keep it under my license
[7:20:03 PM] Bendzz: They had to dig through my wallet to find my phone number
[7:20:12 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: the barcode links to my FA, it would work with the bardcode scanners at work, but it would just cause an error to pop up
[7:20:26 PM] Bendzz: huh
[7:20:34 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: i got bored :P
[7:21:10 PM] Bendzz: I should make those cell phone square code things that link to my porn tumblr, then get someone to put them up on campus. See if there are reactions
[7:21:20 PM] Bendzz: Actually no I shouldn't
[7:21:30 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: XD
[7:21:43 PM] Beau: Pffff-
[7:21:54 PM] Beau: They're called QR codes.
[7:22:07 PM] Bendzz: couldn't remember the name. was thinking like CR
[7:22:08 PM] Beau: And honestly it hasn't been SUPER bad.
[7:22:13 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: i have fursuit business cards, clean art account business cards, and my porn account business cards
[7:22:38 PM] Beau: Most people are just like "wat dis? Lawl so weird!"
[7:22:42 PM] Bendzz: Beau still waiting to see a paste bin of the conversation
[7:23:08 PM] Beau: Yeah and I'm still going through the Google Drive history and taking out all this furry crap!
[7:23:13 PM] Beau: Priorities, dammit!
[7:23:14 PM] Bendzz: ahh
[7:24:30 PM] Beau: Never used pastebin, actually. We'll see if it gets sick trying to C+P stuff out of a chat client.
[7:24:37 PM] Beau: Should probably take the names out too I guess.
[7:24:44 PM] Bendzz: might be wise
[7:26:14 PM] Beau: Actually, you'll probably be disappointed. Not many of them are talking about you. It seems like a lot more of them found Draconicon's stuff.
[7:26:29 PM] Deiser: Lol
[7:27:00 PM] Beau: The two groups seem to be talking past each other a lot. With any luck they'll never cross-reference each other and figure out they've been looking at two DIFFERENT sets of googledoc furry porn.
[7:27:26 PM] Bendzz: Oh wow you really boned yourself eh
[7:27:36 PM] Deiser: Heh, boned
[7:27:38 PM] Beau: Yes. Which is also my fetish.
[7:27:43 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: by the way i dont know if you were logged into the google account on youtube also, but youtube has a history too
[7:27:58 PM] Beau: Wat.
[7:28:18 PM] Deiser: Yep
[7:28:29 PM] Deiser: Viewing history
[7:28:35 PM] Beau: Yup. The shared account shows up in the corner when I watch youtube videos.
[7:28:36 PM] Bendzz: hahahahahahahaha
[7:28:46 PM] Bendzz: good old google
[7:29:00 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: ok click the three grey bars to the left of the youtube logo
[7:29:00 PM] Beau: Why do you hurt me this way, Google?
[7:29:18 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: one should say history
[7:29:23 PM] Bendzz: You're tearing me APART google!
[7:30:13 PM] Beau: FFFUUUUUUCK now I have to do this one too.
[7:30:21 PM] Bendzz: So you weren't even viewing my stuff on an incognito browser. You just went all in with your normal browser
[7:30:27 PM] Bendzz: That's like fucking a hooker without a condem
[7:31:01 PM] Bendzz: I shouldn't be laughing cause this will probably happen to me some day, but I'm totally fucking laughing
[7:31:33 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: lol who needs incognito, just remember to pull out, and whip that shit it will all be good
[7:31:33 PM] Beau: It's because Skype doesn't have an "open in new private window" option. That's how I normally keep this from happening.
[7:31:44 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: wipe*
[7:32:34 PM] Bendzz: Pulling out won't save you from HIV KS. Or bendzz apparently
[7:33:09 PM] Beau: Honestly the furry stuff I watch on Youtube is pretty tame. I don't think anyone would think much of it.
[7:33:24 PM] Beau: Might cause weird stuff to show up in the suggested videos, but that always happens.
[7:33:50 PM] Beau: Granted that's not because my habits change all that much on Youtube, it's just that most crazy fetish stuff is against their TOS.
[7:33:50 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: but i paid extra to have complete virus protection doesn't that cover your body too
[7:33:57 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: :P
[7:34:13 PM] Bendzz: firewall that dick
[7:34:31 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: i dont remember if it was this chat or the other that linked to that weird car TF while back
[7:35:35 PM] Beau: Ahhh fuck some dickhead starred it.
[7:36:18 PM] Bendzz: yay fucking Skype crashed. I wonder if slack can be compatible with Skype users...
[7:36:24 PM] Bendzz: anyway:
HAHAHAHAHA
[7:36:45 PM] Beau: I doubt it. I've seen very little cross-compatibility with chat clients.
[7:37:18 PM] Beau: That would be fucking revolutionary, but nobody will do it because that would be super difficult to do technically and really hard to monetize.
[7:37:21 PM] Bendzz: I found a browser chat IM that could talk to like 7 of the top ones. But it was glitchy, wouldn't let me sign in on Skype sometimes
[7:37:38 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: I'm loosing it, anyway I'm sure you saw it but you can basically go incognito on youtube, there is a pause history button
[7:38:11 PM] Beau: Yeah, I looked at the Youtube history and I really don't think that'll be a problem.
[7:38:31 PM] Bendzz: I need to put some TFs on youtube to trip up Beau...
[7:38:38 PM] Beau: Most people use it for playing music videos so it's already a cacophanous mix of trippy visuals. Furry content blends right in.
[7:38:59 PM] Bendzz: Big ol' furry tits in the thumbnail, that no one can mistake...
[7:39:10 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: im looking at my history too, the facebook crap you click pops up too, also i am sorry, so sorry if you click on this. this has 45 million views https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_d8VSM0nw
[7:39:59 PM] Bendzz: that guy needs to pull up his pants
[7:40:08 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: found some bob ross i opened up to watch later
[7:40:15 PM] Bendzz: oh fuck that's gonna get stuck in my head NOPE
[7:40:16 PM] Beau: Honestly people would probably be more weirded out by that than by the furry nightclub mass murder video.
[7:40:38 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: he thinks he is a great singer too
[7:40:54 PM] Beau: That's a great thing to have on in the background. Rob Ross is basically Xanax but a person.
[7:41:57 PM] Bendzz: My first thought was "Nah I shouldn't mention this, they'll think I'm weird" but then I remembered where I am... Anyway I use ASMR as Xanax. Fall asleep to that stuff constantly
[7:41:58 PM] Bendzz: So good
[7:43:21 PM] Beau: Wow, that's actually a pretty cool idea.
[7:43:59 PM] Beau: Makes sense. It's all about really soft, somewhat meaningless sounds. It's not something that your brain would try really hard to follow like music or a TV show.
[7:44:17 PM] Bendzz: yep, and I find it to be like morphine or something
[7:44:29 PM] Beau: Anyways, C+P from the Slack chat is working like ass just as I feared, so it might be a minute.
[7:44:34 PM] Bendzz: Been falling asleep with earbuds in and ASMR for about 2 years now
[7:44:50 PM] Bendzz: hmm
[7:45:46 PM] Bendzz: speaking of which I should get ready for bed. I've got the 3am giggles heh. brb
[7:47:30 PM] Beau: Yeah, mostly the chat is people reacting to Draconicon's document.
[7:49:44 PM] Beau: Unfortunately for you, "BC3" isn't quite as eye catching of a name as "100 Kinky Story Ideas".
[7:49:53 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: XD
[7:50:15 PM] Bendzz: damn I'll have to try harder next time
[7:50:15 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: i kind of want a link now
[7:50:28 PM] Beau: Yeah, I'm working on it.
[7:50:34 PM] Bendzz: “Ahhh fuck some dickhead starred it.” hehehehehe
[7:50:48 PM] Beau: Another thing I didn't know Google did.
[7:51:40 PM] Bendzz: btw I came up with a solution to the "I draw furry porn" thing. So my roommate, we were hanging out and he started looking up weird porn subreddits. And he found /r/ClopClop
[7:52:02 PM] Bendzz: So he's looking at this shit and I'm just doubled over laughing, half because I recognize some pics
[7:53:08 PM] Bendzz: Then I came up with a great idea. I told him I had looked into that stuff after he showed it to me, and it pays well, so I was gonna draw it. And then all I had to do was just report the actual money I made off commissions, and he thought it was all his fault
[7:53:10 PM] Beau: Seems like a pretty plausible way to play it off.
[7:53:51 PM] Bendzz: And two years later that ploy is still working great. Why in October I was drawing Becumming #3 in a friend's kitchen with his wife walking around, and no one blinked
[7:54:14 PM] Beau: I guess he was kind of asking "Why would people do this?" and you answered "Because it pays pretty damn well."
[7:54:40 PM] Bendzz: Well he thinks he introduced it to me hehehehe
[7:55:27 PM] Beau: Alright, since I've got everyone on the edges of their seats with anticipation, I'm working on a C+P of the relevant chunk of the chat right now. Gotta do a ctrl+F for everyone's names still.
[7:55:50 PM] Bendzz: It went like this
"I came up with the best way to make money, but you HAVE to keep it a secret..."
"Ok..."
"So remember that stuff on /r/ClopClop?"
".....Yes.....?"
"Who do you think looks at that?"
"Sick fucks?"
"Sick fucks with DEEP POCKETS"
And that's how I laundered my income lol
[7:56:07 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: XD
[7:56:20 PM] Beau: The references to BC3 are few and scattered, so I'm just going to pick out those one by one and put them in the chat.
[7:56:29 PM] Bendzz: Frankly I'll take all the furry chat
[7:56:31 PM] Bendzz: Sounds funny
[7:57:57 PM] Beau: Let me see... "I think booby-cat should be our new fraternity mascot."
[7:58:08 PM] Bendzz: Oh my god yes
[7:58:09 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: i think my best friend knows i know at furry stuff, though he hasn't been able to confirm it, but he will throw a joke about it every once and awhile to test me.
[7:58:23 PM] Beau: "Oh what the fuck my eyes may never walk again."
[7:58:34 PM] Bendzz: “my eyes may never walk again." did they before?
[7:58:42 PM] Beau: "What, how? HOW AND WHY!?"
[7:59:04 PM] Bendzz: What's the "how" about...
[7:59:16 PM] Bendzz: Seems straightforward. Just need a tablet and a sick fuck lol
[7:59:31 PM] Beau: "You know when I heard that there were sexy cat drawings all up in the GoogleDrive I thought you guys were just fucking with me."
[7:59:39 PM] Bendzz: hahahahahaha
[7:59:42 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: XD
[7:59:52 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: atleast they called them sexy
[7:59:55 PM] Beau: "The boobycats are clearly interested in fucking with you [name]"
[8:00:15 PM] Bendzz: They aren't discerning
[8:00:20 PM] Beau: "NO ME GUSTA KIIITY!"
[8:00:26 PM] Bendzz: hahahahahaha
[8:00:33 PM] Beau: "MEOW MEANS MEOW!"
[8:00:37 PM] Bendzz: hehehehe
[8:00:45 PM] Bendzz: Should edit a megusta face on one of them
[8:00:47 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: that is a good one, you should use that
[8:01:05 PM] Bendzz: Seems like something TGwonder would write heh. But yeah I'll copy that
[8:01:53 PM] Beau: I think that's it for the scattered mentions. The big solid block is mostly about Draconicon's list. I'm going to pastebin that one once I figure out how to pastebin.
[8:02:06 PM] Beau: Let me see if I can link the document without putting it in the history again.
[8:02:30 PM] Beau: Aw fuck it I'll just link the FA journal. I'm not fucking around with this GoogleDrive shit anymore.
[8:02:34 PM] Bendzz: You can post the block here if it's not like 200 lines or something
[8:02:52 PM] Bendzz: cough incognito mode cough
[8:03:05 PM] Deiser: Btw guys
[8:03:18 PM] Beau: Okay, so this is the one that most of them are referring to.
[8:03:19 PM] Bendzz: Btw guysthe suspense
[8:03:20 PM] Beau: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7335284/
[8:03:22 PM] Deiser: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19371265/
[8:03:37 PM] Beau: I'll see about posting it here. Hopefully it won't eat everything.
[8:03:49 PM] Deiser: Rule 63 gaster blasters XD
[8:03:52 PM] Beau: Are those hot Gaster Blasters?
[8:04:02 PM] Bendzz: HOLY SHIT LOOK AT HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE ON THAT GOOGLE DOC
[8:04:04 PM] Bendzz: HAHAHAHAHAA
[8:04:09 PM] Beau: Of course they are. Why do I bother asking?
[8:04:24 PM] Beau: I'd look, but I'm not falling for that again.
[8:04:29 PM] Deiser: For some reason i can imagine them being tfd guys
[8:05:09 PM] Bendzz: those are some busty... neckless dinosaur things...
[8:05:26 PM] Bendzz: I wanna comment on the doc all your college buddies are viewing
[8:05:39 PM] Beau: Yeah, and notice how all of THEM are smart enough to be anon.
[8:05:39 PM] Bendzz: "For more like this google Bendzz!"
[8:06:18 PM] Beau: Anyways, the chat paste is like a page and a half. I'm gonna try and do the thing.
[8:06:33 PM] Bendzz: https://www.dropbox.com/s/rbmxp1i0y.....06.13.png?dl=0 this is fucking hilarious I can't even
[8:07:19 PM] Bendzz: Is Delta Pi your shared group?
[8:07:42 PM] Deiser: XD
[8:07:49 PM] Deiser: XD XD
[8:09:38 PM] Beau: Yeah. It's actually quite distressing that that's still showing up.
[8:09:58 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: some other member could have it open
[8:10:05 PM] Beau: I'm really glad I don't have a shared dropbox because holy shit.
[8:10:36 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: i wonder how many secretly saved the files
[8:10:54 PM] Beau: Yeah, could be it's someone else. BC3 keeps popping up to the top of the 'recent' list.
[8:11:03 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: "haha look at with weird stuff'' .... saves
[8:11:51 PM] Beau: It is kind of funny how a bunch of people jumped on that document as soon as someone mentioned it in group chat.
[8:12:16 PM] Bendzz: “I'm really glad I don't have a shared dropbox because holy shit.” Oh dear god
[8:12:34 PM] Bendzz: Oh is B#3 up again?
[8:12:39 PM] Bendzz: Do tell do tell
[8:13:11 PM] Bendzz: I'm pretty sure that's the captions doc too. So they've got a looooot of weird dialogues to get through haha
[8:13:25 PM] Beau: Nobody's saying anything, but it jumped up a few times while I was clearing the history.
[8:13:30 PM] Bendzz: damn
[8:13:43 PM] Bendzz: And yeah almost certainly someone else has it open on your shared account
[8:13:56 PM] Beau: And it's coming up again now. Someone's probably looking at it right now so it just gets confused when I try to take it out of the history.
[8:14:16 PM] Bendzz: hehehehe you can't kill the porn IT"S TOO POWERFUL
[8:14:45 PM] Beau: Back, back you mindless wretches!
[8:14:57 PM] *** Beau hacks at army of boobkitties with Ashbringer ***
[8:15:13 PM] Bendzz: Oh wow there's "anonymous dinosaur" on google docs. I always see armadillos and shit. Dammit
[8:15:49 PM] Beau: Anyways, got sidetracked. I'mma post the thing now.
[8:15:52 PM] Beau:
TR-8R:
3:02 PM guys
3:02 what am i and apparently seven other people reading on the drive right now?
3:02 100 Kinky Stories?
Spongebob:
3:31 PM oh gawd
George Washington:
3:35 PM The hell did i just read
Spongebob:
3:41 PM For anyone in Data Structures this semester, you should go to the Install Fest in DCC 308 from 6-8pm tonight and get everything you need installed, it will save you a headache in Lab 1
TR-8R:
4:55 PM back on the kinky side, i like #38
Spongebob:
5:04 PM salty Z
Raptor Jesus:
8:40 PM Where are the delta pi kinky stories? I can't find them
Kevin Spacy:
8:41 PM Quote board
Raptor Jesus:
He said they're on the drive
8:45 I need to get off, Nathan. What else am I gonna use? Regular porn? Do I look like an amateur?
Kevin Spacy:
8:45 PM Quote board
Raptor Jesus:
8:46 PM I guess its another night using the composites then...
Me:
8:47 PM The whole composite? Don't exaggerate, Raptor Jesus.
8:47We know you only use those legendarily sexy pictures of Jacob from there.
Raptor Jesus:
8:49 PM It's those pearly whites, gets me every time
George Washington:
9:38 PM https://youtu.be/4IRdw_Qgwqc

[8:16:09 PM] Bendzz: Oh btw since I'm also viewing the doc, my name will show up. I wonder if they can click my name and find my public docs.... Boy WOULDN"T THAT BE FUN BEAU
[8:16:16 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: Bendzz you should start to talk to them through the doc, at the bottom just say "Hello Delta Pi"
[8:16:26 PM] Bendzz: hahahaha I should
[8:16:41 PM] Bendzz: hang on wanna read this
[8:17:06 PM] Beau: Wow I missed a lot of details I probably should've taken out of there.
[8:17:19 PM] Bendzz: Install Fest this is actually a great idea
[8:17:25 PM] Beau: Oh well. My real friends are learning all about my furry friends. May as well turn that the other way around.
[8:17:58 PM] Beau: Oh yeah. Installfest went really well and is going to lead to at least not-everyone being fucked during the first week of Data Structures.
[8:18:28 PM] squato_me: Two things.
[8:18:51 PM] squato_me: No one used the old "ZEE GOOGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!" chestnut? FOR SHAME!
[8:19:07 PM] squato_me: Secondly, lets see if BC3 gets a sales spike. :P
[8:19:10 PM] Bendzz: “I need to get off, Nathan. What else am I gonna use? Regular porn? Do I look like an amateur?” Oh my your buddies are getting into it hehe
[8:19:34 PM] Bendzz: Well none since this afternoon.... But I'll keep an eye out
[8:19:39 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: your name isn't on the list, and according to your screen shot neither is mine, must be a settings thing
[8:19:47 PM] Bendzz: =T
[8:19:50 PM] Bendzz: Well that needs fixing
[8:20:06 PM] Bendzz: I'm gonna post
[8:20:20 PM] Beau: Yeah, cuz you guys actually understand how to porn.
[8:20:48 PM] Bendzz: https://www.dropbox.com/s/yprp3i6cq.....20.32.png?dl=0
[8:20:53 PM] *** Bendzz giggles like a moron ***
[8:21:39 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: one of my good friends was a manager at a adult store. though she quit from the stress of weirdos and issues with the viewing booths
[8:21:51 PM] Bendzz: “issues with the viewing booths” ew
[8:22:29 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: you put it in the kinks one XD i was talking about putting it in yours :P
[8:22:37 PM] Bendzz: oh
[8:22:46 PM] Bendzz: Well apparently the kinks one is getting all the traffic
[8:22:47 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: either way works
[8:23:26 PM] Beau: Like I sad. It's that attention-grabbing name.
[8:23:44 PM] Bendzz: Need to up my game
[8:23:46 PM] Bendzz: Let's see
[8:23:47 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: Bendzz change the title name :P
[8:23:51 PM] Bendzz: IYeah
[8:24:03 PM] Bendzz: I'll name it "WELCOME DELTA PI"
[8:24:30 PM] Beau: Goddamnit.
[8:24:41 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: to the world of transformation porn
[8:25:03 PM] Bendzz: https://www.dropbox.com/s/ndzanwvfb.....24.47.png?dl=0 yeppers there are a couple in there!
[8:25:15 PM | Edited 8:25:26 PM] Beau: I dunno, you creeping all up on them while they're trying to read confusing porn suggestions might actually scare them off.
[8:25:26 PM] Bendzz: =T well shit
[8:25:35 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: so are they seeing the suggestions or the captions? or both
[8:25:44 PM] Bendzz: Btw If I'm actually doing damage here I won't name it that. But it might be fucking hilarious....
[8:26:15 PM] Beau: Oh good. My classmates are ALSO smart enough to use anon mode.
[8:26:28 PM] Bendzz: doc has no suggestions, not sure what you're asking
[8:26:44 PM] Bendzz: >B#3 WELCOME DELTA PI [Googledocs link to the document now named that]
[8:26:46 PM] Beau: And yeah. If you could like... not? That'd be greeeat.
[8:27:02 PM] Bendzz: aw. Ok I changed it back
[8:27:04 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: the script
[8:27:04 PM] Beau: Dick around with the kinky stories one if you must. That ship has sailed.
[8:27:20 PM] Bendzz: Has the cat titties not sailed?
[8:27:24 PM] Bendzz: should fix that
[8:27:30 PM] Beau: But I'm actually very relieved that only a couple people stumbled onto BC3.
[8:27:40 PM] Bendzz: Now there's 3
[8:27:47 PM] Bendzz: I could actually make the whole doc private if you want
[8:28:07 PM] Beau: Goddamnit stop linking that thing FUCK.
[8:28:14 PM] Bendzz: I'm not sure which way to go here... I could make it better. But it would be more hilarious to make it so much worse
[8:28:25 PM] Deiser: What thing
[8:28:41 PM] Bendzz: All Beau's classmates found my google porn doc, and someone else's
[8:28:53 PM] Beau: The pornGdocs that keep showing up in my history for christ's sake!
[8:29:05 PM] Bendzz: hehehehe
[8:29:14 PM] Bendzz: oh my now there's 4 people on my doc!
[8:29:23 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: one of them is me
[8:29:33 PM] Bendzz: damn
[8:30:07 PM] Bendzz: Hey Beau I think I'm going to change the name back to "B#3 WELCOME DELTA PI"
[8:30:40 PM] Beau: I'm flipping shit because I'm still in the habit of clicking links without thinking about it and if I do that'll put it right back on top.
[8:30:52 PM] Bendzz: [Links the googledrive several times]
[8:31:36 PM] Beau: Thanks.
[8:31:46 PM] Bendzz: hehehehehehe
[8:31:54 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: atleast it wasn't #2 that had non-tf feral on tf action
[8:32:01 PM] Bendzz: oh true enough
[8:32:28 PM] Beau: I really can't look at it even if I wanted to. There just isn't an "open in secure window" option.
[8:32:29 PM] Bendzz: https://www.dropbox.com/s/5bxe3i337.....32.07.png?dl=0 I changed the title back to "B#3 WELCOME DELTA PI"
[8:32:41 PM] Beau: I'd have to get an incognito window and paste it in.
[8:32:42 PM] Bendzz: Hey squato you're logged in with your real name
[8:32:53 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: this one is actually tame all around really
[8:32:55 PM] Bendzz: “I'd have to get an incognito window and paste it in.” yeah do that
[8:33:04 PM] Bendzz: “this one is actually tame all around really” What becumming #3?
[8:33:05 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: compaired to most other ideas
[8:33:08 PM] Bendzz: U crazy?
[8:33:53 PM] Bendzz: I was about to go to bed but this is much better
[8:33:57 PM] Beau: Not sure how they'd react to "Welcome to the party, college boys!"
[8:34:05 PM] Beau: Creeped out, probably.
[8:34:06 PM] Bendzz: Well there are 6 people in there now!
[8:34:13 PM] Bendzz: Me thinks it's working
[8:34:17 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: there is no inanimate, bondage, natural ferals, etc
[8:34:29 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: also the first scene was cut, think if that was still in it
[8:34:46 PM] Beau: "WELCOME DELTA PI" just popped up to the top of the list.
[8:34:46 PM] Bendzz: heh yeah that might actually break some laws, I didn't check...
[8:34:53 PM] Bendzz: SCORE.
[8:35:17 PM] Bendzz: AH HAHAHAHA https://www.dropbox.com/s/traa2y9i8.....35.05.png?dl=0
[8:35:36 PM] squato_me: “Hey squato you're logged in with your real name” Meh, let them confuse me for the other, more well known one with my name who is a doctor. :p
[8:35:47 PM] Bendzz: Delta Pi 8:35 PM “why has the great and holy bendzz graced this fraternity google drive?”
[8:35:49 PM] Bendzz: HAHAHAHAHA
[8:36:23 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: im sorry to laugh at your expense, but at least you are still technically anonymous, just in a small group. but this is great
[8:36:27 PM] Bendzz: Delta Pi 8:35 PM “why has the great and holy bendzz graced this fraternity google drive?”
Matthew Waddingham joined group chat.
Delta Pi 8:36 PM “i have just stumled across this work and its wonderful”
X left group chat.
me 8:36 PM Holy fuck I'm dying
[8:36:58 PM] Bendzz: Delta Pi 8:36 PM: “sorry man
but you are like my fetish ifdol”
That took a weird turn
[8:37:57 PM] Bendzz: Beau is that you posting in the chat?
[8:38:08 PM] squato_me: As long as they give you money, you are happy. :P
[8:38:10 PM] Bendzz: Or are there other kinksters in your college?
[8:38:17 PM] Beau: Nope. It's somebody else.
[8:38:20 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: im working on connecting to read
[8:38:22 PM] Beau: I promise this is genuine.
[8:38:26 PM] Bendzz: “Nope. It's somebody else.” Holy. Shit
[8:38:30 PM] Bendzz: What the fuck this is hilarious
[8:38:51 PM] Beau: As I've said. I'm not dumb enough to click on that thing while logged in anymore.
[8:39:23 PM] Beau: Remember when I said I HOPED they would be creeped out?
[8:39:43 PM] Bendzz: 7 people in there now
[8:39:43 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: awe i cant see any of the old comments :P
[8:40:22 PM] Bendzz: (3) Delta Pi, Michael W, bendzzTF
Delta Pi joined group chat.
Delta Pi 8:35 PM: “why has the great and holy bendzz graced this fraternity google drive?”
Delta Pi 8:36 PM i have just stumled across this work and its wonderful
me 8:36 PM Holy fuck I'm dying
Delta Pi 8:37 PM sorry man but you are like my fetish ifdol you make the best TG TF comics
me 8:37 PM Well that was unexpected
Delta Pi 8:38 PM same in terms of finding every document here on the drive
Michael W joined group chat.
me 8:39 PM That's fucking hilarious, my doc gets linked to a random college and someone in there is a fan of mine
[8:40:26 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: crap someone commented
[8:40:58 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: lol self censorship i said shit but wrote crap
[8:41:18 PM] Bendzz: What do you mean commented? This chat thing?
[8:41:25 PM] Bendzz: I don't see any page comments
[8:41:28 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: ya the chat
[8:41:46 PM] Bendzz: Delta Pi 8:40 PM “Sir, Sallem has been a popular reread of mine for weeks. How or who linked it with this drive?”
Dude your classmates are into the weird shit
[8:42:18 PM] Beau: I... actually am kinda curious now.
[8:42:41 PM] PGS: Consider my interest piqued as well.
[8:43:09 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: i wonder how long they have known, because that doc is over three months old
[8:44:32 PM] Bendzz: So at least 2 people in your group are massive furries Beau
[8:44:37 PM] Bendzz: How many people are in your group?
[8:44:52 PM] Beau: Like 25.
[8:45:15 PM] Beau: That's why I still had some hope of fading into the background without getting my secret identity exposed.
[8:45:48 PM] PGS: Oh. Well shoot.
[8:45:51 PM] Bendzz: So of the 25 people in your group, at least 2 of them are into hardcore TF fetish. That is fascinating.
[8:45:55 PM] Bendzz: I'm about to post that
[8:45:59 PM] Bendzz: that cool?
[8:46:01 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: im dying, this is going to be a great story next time i hang out with my friends in the fandom
[8:46:08 PM] Bendzz: yea nk
[8:46:14 PM] Beau: Post "that"? as in what?
[8:46:19 PM] Bendzz: “So of the 25 people in your group, at least 2 of them are into hardcore TF fetish. That is fascinating.”
[8:46:37 PM] Beau: Ah, you want to say that sentence to whoever's logged into BC3?
[8:46:44 PM] Bendzz: yeah
[8:46:45 PM] Beau: Sure. I'm all for witty banter.
[8:47:06 PM] Bendzz: https://www.dropbox.com/s/pl49kb7a9.....46.58.png?dl=0
[8:47:17 PM] Beau: He'll probably be like "how did you know how many people are in the fraternity chapter?"
[8:47:30 PM] squato_me: Guess it is time to rename your group (or whatever they call them over in American Uni's). Seems your group is the furry lover on. :p
[8:47:40 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: o god what if he thinks Bendzz is a part of the group
[8:47:53 PM] Bendzz: “o god what if he thinks Bendzz is a part of the group” HAHAHAHAHA
[8:48:22 PM] Bendzz: Oh a few just left. Maybe that '25' creeped them out
[8:49:26 PM] Beau: Okay so someone just ran into my apartment shouting OH MY GOD WHICH ONE OF YOU KNOWS BENDZZ.
[8:49:37 PM] Beau: So... that's a thing.
[8:49:38 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: XD
[8:49:44 PM] Bendzz: “Okay so someone just ran into my apartment shouting OH MY GOD WHICH ONE OF YOU KNOWS BENDZZ.” HYAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
[8:49:47 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: im dying im dying
[8:50:06 PM] Bendzz: I wanna post that to the chat
[8:50:17 PM] Beau: I couldn't stop laughing long enough to not get made.
[8:50:39 PM] Bendzz: You got discovered?
[8:50:39 PM] Bendzz: Oh nooo hahaha
[8:50:53 PM] Bendzz: what the it says I'm offline. Think my internet's fluctuating...
[8:51:07 PM] Beau: He's like all starstruck and hyperventilating because you talked to him lol.
[8:51:14 PM] Bendzz: what?
[8:51:20 PM] Bendzz: lol
[8:51:20 PM] squato_me: SENPAI NOTICED ME!
[8:51:24 PM] squato_me: :P
[8:51:46 PM] Beau: Apparently he lost track of you and didn't know you were still out there making stuff.
[8:51:51 PM] Bendzz: I'm gonna post your apartment comment to the chat k?
[8:51:55 PM] Bendzz: brb
[8:51:57 PM] Beau: He says to stay healthy so nothing happens to you.
[8:52:35 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: this is the best laugh i have had in a long time
[8:52:49 PM] Beau: He can barely talk coherently this is amazing.
[8:53:06 PM] Beau: He wants to know if I know you from the Navy.
[8:53:20 PM] Beau: He can't accept that I just internetted at you.
[8:53:35 PM] Bendzz: hahaha
[8:53:39 PM] Beau: Yeah, post whatever you want.
[8:53:49 PM] Beau: So many cats just tore through the bag just now.
[8:54:02 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: lol the cat is out of the doc (bad joke)
[8:54:10 PM] Bendzz: Yeah hope you were ready to come out haha
[8:54:15 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: damn it
[8:54:30 PM] Bendzz: cat is out of the docboo =P
[8:55:09 PM] Bendzz: “this is the best laugh i have had in a long time” Yeah I feel dizzy from laughing
[8:55:45 PM] Deiser: Huh
[8:55:45 PM] Bendzz: How did the person know to run into YOUR dorm room or apartment?
[8:56:08 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: it is a fraternity right
[8:56:13 PM] Beau: Oh he's been busting down the door of everyone in the fraternity. He did it to like 12 other people before he got to me.
[8:56:27 PM] Bendzz: Oh. Wow. Alright I guess he was out of the closet already
[8:56:37 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: i saved myself i almost took a drink
[8:56:39 PM] Bendzz: Also TIL you were in the Navy heh
[8:56:45 PM] Beau: He keeps calling you "THE BENDZ" it's the most adorable thing.
[8:56:49 PM] catldr: I am still in the doc thx
[8:56:50 PM] Bendzz: hahahahaha
[8:57:55 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: is he the one who said "Regular porn? Do I look like an amateur?"
[8:58:25 PM] Bendzz: Oh that makes sense
[8:58:48 PM] Beau: Nope. But he's on the phone with that guy.
[8:59:01 PM] Bendzz: So there are THREE furries in your group of 25?
[8:59:17 PM] Beau: I don't know, but he's pretty hype about this too.
[8:59:23 PM] Bendzz: hahahaha
[8:59:23 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: he could have been making a joke
[8:59:35 PM] Beau: He's on speakerphone and trying to get me to explain the comic to him.
[8:59:40 PM] Bendzz: he's pretty hype Sounds legit to me
[8:59:47 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: well now you know of an extremely local furry
[8:59:53 PM] Bendzz: Oh you should mention that this is an early draft of the comic and captions
[8:59:59 PM] Beau: I just told him it's incomplete and he'd need to read BC1 and 2 if he wanted to understand it.
[9:00:07 PM] Bendzz: “understand it.” good luck
[9:00:10 PM] Beau: They're discussing splitting the cost of buying them.
[9:00:27 PM] Bendzz: HAHAHAHAHA I MADE FUCKING SALES OFF THIS DFHOASILFDGHBASDALJAKSD
[9:00:39 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[9:01:08 PM] Beau: Aww, he doesn't want to pay.
[9:01:24 PM] Beau: Especially now that he has access to the development dartboard.
[9:01:34 PM] Bendzz: Tell him it's an early version
[9:01:50 PM] Beau: Goddamn it now he's explaining to the people downstairs who you are.
[9:02:01 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: XD
[9:02:02 PM] Bendzz: Holy fuck I'm going to wake up my roommates
[9:02:04 PM] catldr: this is quite a journey.
[9:03:09 PM] Beau: I never did ask how HE came across you.
[9:03:27 PM] Bendzz: My damn internet keeps dying, dammit I don't want to miss anything
[9:03:38 PM] Beau: He was too busy screeching like a barn owl about how excited he was.
[9:05:04 PM] Bendzz: hahaha
[9:05:17 PM] Beau: Yeah, this is definitely something you'd want to experience live.
[9:05:32 PM] Bendzz: yeah
[9:05:58 PM] Beau: Anyway, his phone died, so I lost track of fan #2, who I'm pretty sure is new to this and just reading the whole thing out of morbid fascination.
[9:06:07 PM] Bendzz: hehehehe
[9:06:14 PM] Beau: I think he was the one who was looking at it for like three hours straight there.
[9:06:24 PM] Bendzz: hahahahaha
[9:06:34 PM] Bendzz: brb gonna reset my router.
[9:06:55 PM] Beau: Then the door-kicking guy who actually knew about you just flamed out and started having heart palpitations and had to leave.
[9:07:36 PM] Beau: So yeah that all happened.
[9:07:47 PM] Beau: I think we're actually done here for the moment.
[9:08:09 PM] Beau: I'm really not looking forward to going downstairs and having to explain what the fuck to everybody down there.
[9:09:02 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: so was his heart like this warning this is actually disturbing so not for the feint of heart, and it wasn't really 20 readbulls that did this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya3j1ohPNuQ
[9:09:16 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: redbulls*
[9:10:36 PM] Bendzz: my fucking internet
[9:10:42 PM] Beau: Yeah, not quite to that extent.
[9:10:47 PM] Bendzz: “heart palpitations” actually?
[9:10:52 PM] Beau: He was definitely vibrating though.
[9:11:15 PM] Beau: Not like literal 'this threatens your life see a doctor" heart palpitations. He was just really excited.
[9:11:31 PM] Bendzz: wow that is freaky, the video. That can't be just from 20 redbulls
[9:11:54 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: no it was from a car accident or something, fake title to scare people
[9:11:57 PM] Bendzz: It looks more like he has a punctured lung
[9:11:59 PM] Bendzz: ahhh
[9:12:34 PM] Beau: So yeah, I was gonna like, do work tonight and then go to bed.
[9:12:41 PM] Bendzz: hehehe
[9:12:42 PM] Beau: I don't think those are happening.
[9:12:57 PM] Bendzz: Are there still comments in the other chat?
[9:13:11 PM] Beau: No new ones. That one has been quiet.
[9:13:12 PM] Bendzz: Delta Pi just left the Becumnming doc
[9:13:17 PM] Bendzz: blast
[9:13:29 PM] Beau: Apparently the interested parties took this interaction to the meatspace.
[9:13:44 PM] Bendzz: damn
[9:14:18 PM] Beau: I never did manage to connect to the chat there on this machine.
[9:21:12 PM] Beau: Wow, 18 pages.
[9:21:25 PM] Beau: I didn't realize how long that dumpster fire went on for.
[9:21:40 PM] Bendzz: Quite the epic
[9:23:36 PM] Beau: So this is my life now.
[9:26:27 PM] Beau: I was hoping people wouldn't care. Most of them actually didn't. I certainly wasn't expecting someone to explode with excitement though.
[9:27:20 PM] Kitsune Shapeshifter: atleast you wont have to constantly think in the back of your mind ''do any of them know it was me'' because they all know now :P
[9:27:38 PM] Bendzz: Hahahahaha
[9:27:43 PM] Bendzz: salting the wound KS
[9:27:48 PM] *** Bendzz claps ***
[9:34:33 PM] Beau: There was just a ping on the groupchat, hold on.
[9:35:23 PM] Beau: Ah, it's phone guy bragging about their elaborate scheme to uncover absolutely ALL of the furry porn that there was to be had, despite my attempts to purge it.
[9:37:08 PM] Beau: I was taking all the porn out of the history, but they were just revisiting and saving everything, so they've probably got it all.