I ran into an old friend of mine whom I
hadn't seen in a number of years....

"Hello Harry, you're looking jovial.."

"Yes It's my new girlfriend.."
Oh? Do tell.."

"She's an alien lifeform.. Only mates
once in 300 years, then her human appearing
carapace splits up the back and this crab
sort of thing emerges, grows to the size
of an apartment block, consumes
everythi9ng remotely edible for a 30 mile
radius, then lays her eggs. Three years later
they hatch into human girl shaped larva
to repeat the cycle.."


"THAT"S HORRIBLE!" I shrieked. "Why are
you so happy?"

"Because" he said...."Tonight's the night."