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Spiders are Literally Satan
10 years ago
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ALMOST DIED coming home today >8(
There was a MASSIVE totally a spider with its awful web going across the driveway so I couldn't get home. I had to call Ryn and wake her up and have her walk me home because she's super brave and can kill spiders.
It was terrible.
It was out for blood
MY BLOOD.
It had 'I'm here to end you, Percy' written out in its web like Charlotte's Web, if it was a B rated horror movie. And instead of praising pigs, she's writing your obituary in her web. And instead of her dying in the end, she kills you in the end.
Spoiler: The spider dies at the end of that movie btw.
HSSS spiders.
There was a MASSIVE totally a spider with its awful web going across the driveway so I couldn't get home. I had to call Ryn and wake her up and have her walk me home because she's super brave and can kill spiders.
It was terrible.
It was out for blood
MY BLOOD.
It had 'I'm here to end you, Percy' written out in its web like Charlotte's Web, if it was a B rated horror movie. And instead of praising pigs, she's writing your obituary in her web. And instead of her dying in the end, she kills you in the end.
Spoiler: The spider dies at the end of that movie btw.
HSSS spiders.
Like when I saw a big spider in the bathroom and was like MOM COME KILL IT. bc spiders.
Like, I like them.... WHEN THEY AREN'T NEAR ME. Been bitten by them so nope nope nope
Still be alive because I would have locked the door after exiting it and never gone back inside of it again. Quarantined.
Plus I'm secretly hoping it'll spread word to all it's species to never let me see them or face the red solo cup of major inconvenience. (besides, I live alone so I gotta deal ;w;)
She screamed and turned it off.
Ryn is afraid of centipedes tho. So she gets the spiders, I get the centipedes v3v
*scratches at the side of it* Let me ooouuuttttt
ALL THE NOPE
She once left one with a glass over it for me to deal with.
*Papples* At least, the deed is done!
One time, ONE time I did that. Was on skype call with a bunch of people and saw a spider on my bed crawling towards me. PANICKED and tried to crush it under a shirt I threw over it, then threw the shirt across the room (Left it for Ryn to deal with it once she came back home a week later, found out the spider never died 8I)
ENDED UP CRYING OVER SKYPE CALL it was embarrassing.
I hate spiders.