I AM NOT COOL!

thats not true!!!

Tis true sir, right now I'm getting tired of this hot weather! XD

I have this huge scar on my left arm from where I fell into/into an oven when I was four. I can't feel much there either and it never itches so I guess that's cool.

I mean that dope, but you've gotta be like, nah I got it in a cool fight with a fire-based robot!

I've never considered that before but will 100% do that next time somebody asks about it

Plus, I mean, based on your perception of robots, I might not really be lying

*into/onto

I was born with pneumonia, survived that shit, gonna turn 31 years old in 4 days.

ENTER THE BIRTHDAY ZONE :OOOOOOOOOOO
all that sucks! but thats legit that you kicked pneumonia's ASS

Awww yeah.
Lucky I would say and yes, ASSKICKED!

Also you wanted more Raepictures:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20132293/

Drawn by thestory via this journal: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7615043/
https://www.dropbox.com/s/thh1uxggz.....64001.jpg?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/s/tbra5n87f.....81942.jpg?dl=0


There's another one in progress, I will be sure to poke you.

!!!!! THESE PICS ARE SOOOOO LEGT!

I make a great bullet shield in fps

:OOO like what??

insurgency and team fortress

The amount of radiation the average person is exposed on airlines is about 6.2 mSv a year

Yes, this is also the coolest thing about me

The fact about me was that I knew that fact

That's pretty cool, mate

those are preeeety cool facts and also fucking terrifying! is that just cosmic background radiation or is it from the plane itself??

yee cosmic rays. But it's actually not enough radiation to do any harm, you'd die of old age before it can really do anything.

I'm near-sighted in one eye and far-sighted in the other, so that means I can see through walls and stuff

I think that also means your days are 25 hours long!

how do you even manage?

I can't even

o.o

I'm gunna start blacksmithing soon :D

Also when i first saw the name of this journal I thought you wanted random facts anout anything, SO!

There are people who actually still believe the earth is flat
In feudal Japan, ninja were more trustworthy than Samurai
And last of all, tourism to Skellig Michael (the island where the end of force awakens was filmed) has doubled since the movie came out.

For rreal? Dang thats legit! What are you gonna smith??

Gunna start small, knives and such. But my end goal is swords ^.^

I can clap with one hand!

how!?!> whats your secret???

I can't say! Trade secret~

canada tends to be a cold place

oh REALLY!?!?!? I doubt it

im a dragon?

Yo0o0o0o0oo that's so fucking rad! What made you wanna be a dragon?

i dont know to be honest. I just think dragons are cool :3
maby partly cause having the ability to fly anywhere you desire :O

Russia has winters

I most likely have anger issues since I get riled up at the sight. (though to be fair its usually people who have wronged me or someone else and who are just unpleasant in general :x)

The size of a bats brain is inversely proportional to the size of its reproductive organs.
eg. a bat with massive balls/breasts has a tiny brain. They can't sustain flight with both being large.

I coach people to hurl small cylinders of metal at 2,800 fps at distances from 300m to 1,200m to hit a 1 MOA diameter target.

sooooo...football??

Lol! No, I'm a F-class rifle coach. http://www.ontariorifleassociation.ca/node/75

I have 3 personalities!

I might be the youngest Locksmith in Ottawa. =3

I can fit my whole fist in my mouth and only charge $20 an hour for a good time ;D

i dont believe you .... but also pm me

I've gone goose hunting on a golf course

I just call it golfing lol

I used to go to a sexologist (a psychologist focus on sex).
Thanks to him, not only I'm happier but also my art improved