Where are you staying?
Omni William Penn Hotel.

What day are you getting there?
Wednesday night.

How are you traveling?
Amtrak train for about eight hours. Ugh.

Who will you be rooming with?
A bunch of nerds:  Nommz,  SyLox, and  ChaosDunk. Please send help.

What's the best way to find you?
Judging from everybody else's answer to "How tall are you?", I'm the shortest person at the con despite being a pretty average height. Might I suggest a microscope? Beyond that, if you have my Telegram info, I'll probably be checking it.

Are there any panels you might be attending?
The macro meet-up for sure. I'm not entirely sure what else, honestly! I'll probably be floating around with whomever I find interesting at the time.

What do you look like?
Little Sonic-y dude with a big horn and wings— wait, not what was meant? Okay, I'm a pretty average-looking dude. Brown hair, blue eyes, white skin, and will probably wear a pretty plan t-shirt and cargo shorts.

Will you be suiting?
Nope! I save the whole "being my character" thing for lucid dreams.~

Do you do free art?
I draw shapes when I teach geometry lessons. That's about all the art you'll ever see from me.

Do you do trades?
No; get your own food. Oh, and I can't draw anything to trade art-wise, either.

What is your gender?
♂

How tall are you?
5'10"

Can I talk to you?
I don't know, can you? You're free to as long as you're not hovering over me and never letting me breathe.

Can I touch you?
If we go for a high five or a handshake or something, sure. But I'm not going to touch just for the sake of touching. Con crud is a real thing!

How can I find you?
Wait, what? You asked this ten questions ago! How forgetful are you?

Can I buy you drinks?
If you want me to turn them down, sure. I much prefer to watch everybody else get too drunk. Those of you who watched my Quiplash games know how that goes.

Can I give you stuff?
As long as it's not con crud, an STD, a wet willie, a noogie, or something else horrible, go for it. I can't guarantee I'm gonna be super-generous and get gifts for everybody I know, though, so please don't do it expectantly!

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Probably not. Maybe I'll make one or two exceptions, but if you don't think you're one of them, it's because you're not.

Are you nice?
If my answers seem harsh here, it's not because I'm not a nice person. I just don't socialize in a furry manner that often. I'll seem pretty "normal" at the con, I expect.

Will you be going to parties?
Who knows? I have nothing planned.

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
By using my name, like a normal person.

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
You probably can unless I have other plans or want to break away from socializing for a bit. I'm pretty open to hanging with people.

Can I look in your sketchbook?
I don't think you'll see much, but go for it.

Can I draw in your sketchbook?
As long as you're not drawing Dickbutt, yeah, you can.

Can I take your picture?
It's a public setting. I don't really get to say "no". Just be respectful!

Do you do commissions?
If for some reason you're prepping for the SAT or ACT, I'm happy to do my job. I can't give you art, though.

What are your goals for the con this year?
Simple: meet people and have fun. Why should it be anything more?

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It's TMI Tuesday. Would you like to ask anything else?