Have you seen Deadpool? :O

No DX, I really really need to though I heard they did him justice!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLmStxxzhkI and I would agree

Dear god, well that was funny XD. Definitely in character.
Its amazing when they do things right 8I

Aaaaaaaaaamen

Hmm, what would you say is your favorite fruit? And while on that, how about your favorite vegetable?

Well my favorite fruit is an orange, my favorite vegetable is most likely a carrot o-o. You?

It's cutely humorous since they're both *orange*

But I think my favorite fruit has to be Honeydew, and my favorite vegetable is prooobably.. hmm.. zucchini

What would you do if The End of The World happened July 5th this year, at about 8:00 AM? - But certain people were spared from it, let's say me as well, and the beings who caused it gave me a free saucer and I brought you up onto it that day?

Because I'm hoping X-day comes in about... 22 days, even though it probably won't, Or else I was going to do something else for the next rest of my life.

Also, I miss when we used to talk more...

Well honestly ide be elated and curious to see what happened in the future after that point. With some immense gratitude to boot.

Also, since this is The Subgenius Saucers, and they're sex saucers, you will also have the option to morph into your ideal body - any species.

Comes with the premium: "Eternal Salvation, or triple your money back!" X>

Realistically, Chances are X-day won't actually come, as this is the 19th year in a row it's been expected, but either way, makes for some fun parties.

And also, what happens in the future is detailed in Revelation X: The "Bob" Apocryphon.

Fun read if you like rants, blasphemy, probably empty promises of an eternity of guiltless self-gratification, the thought of burning all the people you believe are fucking up the planet in a hell you design, and of course, lots and lots of cartoons! (Especially some, admittedly very sexy looking cybernetic dinosaurs )