Check this out! Imma copy paste the texts, without including the e-mail addresses or phone numbers of course.

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I need your assistance of the transfer an abandoned $22.5 Million Dollars from hong-kong to your country. You will get more info when i receive a positive reply from you.

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Attention,

This is to inform you that the IMF Auditors are presently sitting in the United States this third quarter supervising the payment of foreign beneficiaries. This supervision exercise was part of the agreement signed between the UN, IMF, World Bank and the US Government. The sum of US$986,000.00 has been deposited with America Savings Bank Hawaii, as compensation fee and you are hereby urge to write to them so that, The America Savings Bank will setup an online account on your behalf and send you the access transfer particulars to transfer your funds directly into your personal account. Our legal department shall handle the most important and vital aspect of it all in your stead which is the legal angle of claim.

It may interest you to know that this is a compensation of the money you lost in scam.

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Hi
My name is Victoria, I'm simple, caring and understanding.I just need happiness Well I took a look at your profile and I liked it but I feel there is still more to know about you so I'm interested and would love to get to know more about you,but I'm aware that it takes some time to know someone better so please write to me and tell me more about yourself.. I will send you pic and also tell you about myself.

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Greeting, dear Boss

New design self balance scooter,Any intrested,more informations will be sent,thanks!

Best wishes!

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That's all I had left since I let them sit on the spam folder and they get deleted after a while. Do you have scam messages laying around? Share them! I find them hilarious xD