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Ruxit
9 years ago
Ruxit
Some say FurAffinity is a river that drowns the tender reed
Some say Furaffinity is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed
Some say Furaffinity is a hunger, an endless aching need
I say Furaffinity is a flower, and furry porn its only seed
So, darlings… forgive me but I simply must do this. Simply must. It is a sickness that scoffs at a cure.
Just like republicans are addicted to Bengazi, refusing to let go, even to their last dying breath.
So l… am addicted to snarky comments about the train wreck that is F.A… Or is it F.U… as in Furopean Union. And at the helm… the five car pile-up known as the Queen’s page. Yes, we are talking about 👑, or the RU.K, for short.
The royal subjects of the RU.K love their Elizabethan Queen. So do I. Long may she reign over her people. One can’t help but feel empathy for her. She has been through so many trials and tribulations, including coughing up a princely sum to fix her hatchback. That her reign should now bear witness to such turbulent days. As you might have heard, there seems to be some… division over there across the pond on the RU.K’s page. It made all the papers.
There has actually been talk of leaving the F.A…um…F.U. Now, royalty is a big money maker for the RU.K, as we all know. Lots of tourism, millions of visits to get a glimpse of a regal hand waving from the royal palace. (I'm guessing it's a doublewide). As a member of the elite, of course she wants to stay and keep on collecting those checks. But the unwashed masses are reckless. Why do they want to rock the boat and interfere with her and her elitist friends? Yet rocking the boat is precisely what they have been doing. Invading the once open borders of the RU.K. and daring to change the status quo. Lowly immigrants and refugees coming to her country and taking jobs from the locals and sucking up resources and leaving unwanted comments on her user page. How dare they! The borders must be sealed. The riff-raff removed. And the money kept in the RU.K. where it belongs, lavished on the Queen. But it appears the only way to do this is to… part ways with the Furopean union. Gasp!
There’s already a movement to increase her presence elsewhere as a prelude to the inevitable. Hence the comment regarding one such site, “Twitter”, on one of her many recent journals: “I'd be very curious to hear what I could do to improve my presence over there, and make it a better tool to get information out to you guys than FA is. I hate that I'm so reliant on this site.” -👑
Decisions, decisions. 👑’s head says one thing, her heart says another. Such difficult choices. Despite her queenly rule, she finds herself in strange waters, at the mercy of the whims of the common people. Such perversion. This new found concept called democracy is a bitch. But we can all agree that no one wants to see the lights go out on F.U. from yet another cyber-terror assault. Being down for weeks is not good for business as usual. Time for protectionism. A bit of a knee-jerk reaction, but it has the virtue of being tried and true. Just ask Kim Jong Un.
Our Queen of hearts is trapped in a loveless marriage with the F.U, having outgrown it, but still hopelessly entangled within its grasp. I well know the feeling:
It’s the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance
It’s the dream afraid of waking that never takes a chance
It’s the one that won't be taking that cannot seem to give
It's the one afraid of dying that never learns to live-
Some marriages just weren’t meant to last, no matter how public they are. No matter how many people are rooting for the fairy tale to last forever. Just ask Princess Diana. Um… well. Don’t ask her. Ask her divorce lawyer. If our Queen gathers the courage to abort herself from the bloated bureaucracy that is the Furopean Union like the overgrown fetus that she is, nobody will blame her. Will they watch her? I don’t know… but they won’t blame her. Having been untimely ripped from the womb of the Queen’s fickle love, I offer my services to help that abortion along. Bring me… a knitting needle!! Buahhahaa.
PS- I know five Supreme Court justices who will offer their services as well.
Love, -D.
Some say FurAffinity is a river that drowns the tender reed
Some say Furaffinity is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed
Some say Furaffinity is a hunger, an endless aching need
I say Furaffinity is a flower, and furry porn its only seed
So, darlings… forgive me but I simply must do this. Simply must. It is a sickness that scoffs at a cure.
Just like republicans are addicted to Bengazi, refusing to let go, even to their last dying breath.
So l… am addicted to snarky comments about the train wreck that is F.A… Or is it F.U… as in Furopean Union. And at the helm… the five car pile-up known as the Queen’s page. Yes, we are talking about 👑, or the RU.K, for short.
The royal subjects of the RU.K love their Elizabethan Queen. So do I. Long may she reign over her people. One can’t help but feel empathy for her. She has been through so many trials and tribulations, including coughing up a princely sum to fix her hatchback. That her reign should now bear witness to such turbulent days. As you might have heard, there seems to be some… division over there across the pond on the RU.K’s page. It made all the papers.
There has actually been talk of leaving the F.A…um…F.U. Now, royalty is a big money maker for the RU.K, as we all know. Lots of tourism, millions of visits to get a glimpse of a regal hand waving from the royal palace. (I'm guessing it's a doublewide). As a member of the elite, of course she wants to stay and keep on collecting those checks. But the unwashed masses are reckless. Why do they want to rock the boat and interfere with her and her elitist friends? Yet rocking the boat is precisely what they have been doing. Invading the once open borders of the RU.K. and daring to change the status quo. Lowly immigrants and refugees coming to her country and taking jobs from the locals and sucking up resources and leaving unwanted comments on her user page. How dare they! The borders must be sealed. The riff-raff removed. And the money kept in the RU.K. where it belongs, lavished on the Queen. But it appears the only way to do this is to… part ways with the Furopean union. Gasp!
There’s already a movement to increase her presence elsewhere as a prelude to the inevitable. Hence the comment regarding one such site, “Twitter”, on one of her many recent journals: “I'd be very curious to hear what I could do to improve my presence over there, and make it a better tool to get information out to you guys than FA is. I hate that I'm so reliant on this site.” -👑
Decisions, decisions. 👑’s head says one thing, her heart says another. Such difficult choices. Despite her queenly rule, she finds herself in strange waters, at the mercy of the whims of the common people. Such perversion. This new found concept called democracy is a bitch. But we can all agree that no one wants to see the lights go out on F.U. from yet another cyber-terror assault. Being down for weeks is not good for business as usual. Time for protectionism. A bit of a knee-jerk reaction, but it has the virtue of being tried and true. Just ask Kim Jong Un.
Our Queen of hearts is trapped in a loveless marriage with the F.U, having outgrown it, but still hopelessly entangled within its grasp. I well know the feeling:
It’s the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance
It’s the dream afraid of waking that never takes a chance
It’s the one that won't be taking that cannot seem to give
It's the one afraid of dying that never learns to live-
Some marriages just weren’t meant to last, no matter how public they are. No matter how many people are rooting for the fairy tale to last forever. Just ask Princess Diana. Um… well. Don’t ask her. Ask her divorce lawyer. If our Queen gathers the courage to abort herself from the bloated bureaucracy that is the Furopean Union like the overgrown fetus that she is, nobody will blame her. Will they watch her? I don’t know… but they won’t blame her. Having been untimely ripped from the womb of the Queen’s fickle love, I offer my services to help that abortion along. Bring me… a knitting needle!! Buahhahaa.
PS- I know five Supreme Court justices who will offer their services as well.
Love, -D.
