I would either be a machoke or a lucario. Having super strength would be awesome for both and literally knowing a person without looking at them would be helpful

Oh fighting type, I would beat in battle since psychic beats fighting

(just like how cats are better than dogs hehehehe)

Unless I'm my fire red machoke and destroyed an alakazam with one punch X3

Abra, Kadabra, Alakazite! You got no mega evolution to save you tonight

At least I don't get shorter when I evolve :P

How is that a problem, my mind could easily control a machamp just by one thought, you would be doing the Chicken dance within 5 seconds.

Brains over Brawns always win!

Unless the pokedex is true and your brain collapses on yourself.

The pokedex is kinda fucked up

Alakazam psychic powers allow me to hold my structure up, I can easily keep track of my structure of stance and detect your movement by your thoughts.

It also states in the pokeDex Fighting is weak against psychic unless you are a dark type or ghost

Then all I need to do is pull off my belt and pummel you before you can do anything X3

I think not, the Detect or protect I'll see your attack before you launch a hit, than blast of confusion will make you unstable during the match which shortly after I use calm mind increase my defence which shortly after I use psychic attack ending the battle in a matter of seconds.

Also I can use teleport to dodge your attack or even put you too sleep.

Status effects make me stronger with guts so thanks for the boost :P Also I'll use bulk up to raise my attack and defense more. Also I have access to sleep talk so any moves I have while asleep can still hit you. Then a good dynamic punch to the face will finish you off just like how I obliterated Blues alakazam.

That all well and good but your attacks will still fail with mind reading abilities, I have the power of speed with my mind and quite easily teleport each every attack you throw.

My calm mind will boost my defence and I can easily recover from any inflicting damage if you manage to hit me, A simple wave of confusion and psychic will still end the battle in my favour.

Alakazam is a living breathing super computer, and my mega evolution hasn't even been used yet.
Face it Machamp you're beaten submit to my confusion attack and get me a donut with sprinkles.

I dont get submitted. I USE submit XD

And I used teleport you missed again

No you ran away. You little scaredy cat! All you can do is run away and bend spoons in front of my face

I was merely avoiding your attacks I can't help if you're slow

That still doesn't excuse you from running away

Who said I was running away I was merely blocking your attacks

Teleport is a flee from battle move

Hey I never left the battle it's part of my moves therefore it is not cheating, you could of used earthquake that would of got me but too late now

Then I'll use toxic to slowly destroy you

You forget I can use detect

You can't spam it forever. Your gonna have to make a move eventually

Psybeam

Super effective "I Win!"

Doesn't mean its a one hit kill

Well I calling it now lol

Your calling for a dynamic punch :P

You call for Confusion

Yea try to get that to hit

I never miss, beside you are confused you keep telling me "dogs are better than cats"

Really? To me it looks like your on the floor

No I am on a nice warm bed

Just Ditto?

Oh Starmie, before you wrote Status I take it autocorrect?