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Little panda's FAQ.
9 years ago
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I get asked all of these way to much. ^^;
Can I call you mama bear/mom/mama/mommy/etc?
Yes. Aside from it being quite fitting I really do love to be called that.
Can I call you little bear/baby/cub/etc?
Weird that I would like to be called and seen as both but yes, you may call me this.
Why do you talk so funny?
I was bitten by a radioactive b movie actor.
Do you like hypnotizing people?
It's easy, it pays well, coming up with ways to improve it is amusing, and it allows me to reshape people's worlds for a bit. So yes, in a way. Not that I want to just do that all day every day.
What can you make people see when you hypnotize them?
Anything I can find a way to say in English.
Are you form the US, China, or the UK?
The US sadly. The China thing is a little joke and I have no idea why I sound British to some people.
What is your real gender?
What ever it needs to be.
But what is in your pants?
Not much.
Not much of what?
Not much of interest to you.
Tell me what sex you are!
Why do you care? It's not like we are going to have sex.
Are you more dom or sub?
I am a switch. I love both but need time as both.
Why are you asexual?
It is in my DNA.
Why did you stop being a fox?
It's a long story but it was soft of the last step to fully moving on form the abuse I faced at the hand of my father.
Why are you a panda now?
Clever, clumsy, hard to heart, lazy, seen as cute but able to mess you up big time if needed, shy, very pesky, and don't like sex. Seemed fitting.
Where do people go when you take them?
Into my arms. 
Aversatrix
~aversatrix
If that's how you got your grammar we need to work on a backstory for my totally annoying need to properly pontificate words and use very strict grammar. I want it to include Shakespeare and total bullshit though...
FuzzyNightmare
!fuzzynightmare
OP
Well simple hun. Once I was bitten I got a roll in an over complex movie in which we brought Shakespeare back so he could kill an evil bathtub. Sadly he drunk from my tea cup and breaft became radio active and bit you.
Aversatrix
~aversatrix
Yush. -w-
RoxasTheIceDog
~roxastheicedog
Interesting~
