it feels like just yesterday ben franklin became the first president.

Him and Vice President Jesus did such a good job

Aaaaaaa-merica!!

FUCK YEAH

I was going for a more Matt-McMuscles from TwoBestFriends. =3

Let us all wear itchy, powdered wigs!

NO

Imagine, all this just over some tea!

Dude, you're wrong. Obviously the world was created 2016 years ago. That's why this year is 2016. You're just like my teacher smh

Celebrate the birth of your country by blowing up a small part of it

you mean my front yard?????

2016 years old. The best part is I know plenty of people out there think that's true.

the worst thing is, think of the dumbest person you know and statistically 50% of the population are dumber than that

I see this clearly in video games, then I look at the workplace and it's even worse.

History began in 1787, everything else before then was wrong

I love the part in the formation of the Anti Redcoat Federation used their coal powered muskets and armor suits to drive out the Wiccan English Legionnaires, even though they had the advantage of dinosaur armies and dark Royal magic. That was a wicked cool page of history. :D

you just described the coolest fucking video game on the planet

2016 years of the constitution and still only up to L on the super bowl alphabet