Oh my! In the wake of the Orlando night club shooting I see that the Indians are all upset with the gays for taking all the credit for being victims of America's deadliest mass shooting. Apparently the Indians argue that they had hundreds and hundreds of more of their own people slaughtered during the Wounded Knee massacre. Simmer down people. I think that everyone can agree that both the Orlando night club shooting and the Wounded Knee massacre were deadly. Does it really matter which one was deadlier?

Look, whenever you gays and Indians bicker just remember the gay Indian from the Village People is stuck somewhere in the middle. Don't make the gay Indian from the Village People have to choose between the gays or the Indians. It's like making a child have to choose which parent to live with after a divorce.

So next time you war painted savages and interior decorators want to be a bitch to one another, please stop and think about how your actions and constant fighting are going to effect the gay Indian from the Village People. I mean, let's face it. The last thing we need is for the gay Indian from the Village People is to start welling up like that overly sensitive Indian from those 1970s pollution PSA ads used to do every time that sensitive Indian sees an empty beer can floating down the river.