I was excited about pokemon go until..
9 years ago
I rolled into work and noticed I have a gym in my parking lot, one more in visual distance down the street and four pokestops... We had all sorts of kids riding bikes and young adults speeding thorugh our parking lot in cars to park outside the gym/poke stops all day and just walking through our store to catch pokemon and get in peoples way.
Old man noises.
Old man noises.
people all through the mall that i work in were just on their phones playing that game
it takes like 5-8 minutes for me to get to the food court for my lunch break
now its like 15-20, because people dont know how to walk and theres so many of them XD
some have even asked me if it was ok to go back in storage because they say that there's a pokemon they want
*sees said kids all over fuck*
"I wish all these fucking kids would go inside and stay!"