AC 2017 meme

I've never done this sort of thing before. A meme, that is. Other things I've done before. But not this.
There's a first time for everything and now is my time.
Yes, I know AC 2016 just wrapped up, but AC 2017 is just around the corner. So let's get a head start.


How do you want to be addressed?
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is my preferred address. But I will take Dreamwindow.
But most likely, I will be addressed as "The creepy old dude casing Roo-kisses' table."

Arrival and Departure?
Sure. Yes, both of those.

Where are you staying?
Someplace with a concierge.

Mode of Transportation?
The usual: Black suv with tinted windows and a driver.

Who will you be with?
I'm currently in a relationship with two furries. They are not aware of this fact yet... so technically I'm all alone.

What are your Major Plans?
See first question.

What fursuits do you have?
I have a belly-button lint collection and some hairballs that the cat threw-up under my bed. Does that count?

Attending Parties?
I used to be the life of the party until I was blocked/removed from the invitation list. So... no.

How do I find you?
I'll be wearing a Bernie Sanders mask and a red suit with a belly like a bowl full of jelly.
I'm Bernie Sanders Claus and if you youngsters sit on my lap, I will give you candy and promise you a bunch of free stuff.

What is your gender?
Sure. I'll accept "What".

How old are you?
The young people where I work ask me that because they want my job when I retire.

Can I talk to you?
Such awful grammar.
As my English teacher would say: "I don't know... CAN you?"
(It's MAY I talk to you?)

Can I hug you?
"I don't know... CAN you?"

Can I buy you a drink?
"I don't know... CAN you?"

What's your poison?
Red Lantern. Like most of you, I'm dry for months before I go off the wagon.

Can I commission you?
"I don't know... CAN you?"

Do you do free art?
All my art is free. And... no.

What events will you be attending?
Hopefully the Inaugural Ball. Oh, furry stuff. Don't care.

How tall are you?
Who cares? My belly is all you will be looking at.

Are you nice?
Read my journals and decide.

Are you friendly?
Shy. But I will open up depending on topic. And topics that I am not interested in discussing include, but are not limited to: Pokémon, anything related to diapers, children, your dog, or the question: "Do you text?"

Can I touch you?
"I don't know... CAN you?"

Are you Cliquey?
I wish.

Can I Stalk you?
If I'm wearing the Bernie Sanders mask, then it is inevitable. If I'm not, then you're just watching me to make sure I don't steal stuff.

Can I buy Breakfast, Lunch, or Dinner?
"I don't know... CAN you?"

What/where will you be eating?
Who will I be eating would be a more interesting question.

Can I get a Picture with you?
No.

Can I Steal you Away for *Censored*?
No.

You Wanna Cuddle at the Con?
No.

How long are you going?
How long am I? What?
Oh. How long am I going? idk.

Where will you be most of the time during the days?
See first question.

Do you have an artist table?
No. I do all my drawing in bed.

Can I give you a gift?
Why yes, you can. Especially if you are stalking me. There is nothing wrong with an occasional stalking, as long as you don't bother me all day. The gifts you should give to me are: Money with no strings attached, scented candles, and specialty chocolates. Gifts you should not give me: Mugs, stickers, and any other crap you took off a table. And don't give me your phone number, I don't want it. I am not calling you, no matter what I said.

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Look up "gift" above.

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
See first question.

Love, -D.