Things I never get asked but should.
9 years ago
General
There are a few things nobody has ever asked me even though asking me such things could prove helpful. Even if only slightly.
Why do you drop off the face of the earth sometimes?
Most likely I am playing some PS4 game. I leave my computer in my computer in my room well I do this which makes it imposable to get to me there. If you like you can always talk to me over PSN. My name is Jinx Adnix there.
There is also a small chance there is a blackout as there are a lot of storms here. In which case the only way to reach me will be Telegram.
If it's not that then I am sleeping, shopping, or listening to some music. If that is so you will just have to wait for a bit. Like 10 hours at most.
Is it possible to wake you up when you are sleeping?
No. When I am sleeping I leave my headphones plugged in and laying on my desk. That and I can sleep threw just about anything.
Why do you act like you know everything?
Well it is true I don't know everything I am fairly smart. That and I have gotten very good at figuring people out.
Like so good that it tends to scare people. And yes, I can prove that if you need me too.
Why don't you drive?
I went go karting once. I cut off everyone, out lapped them all, and if there hadn't been bumpers on the karts and tracks i would have run most them off the rode. Even spun them out.
Unless you're plan is to loss the cops and you don't care who dies letting me drive is a bad idea.
Can you help me get a mate/fuckbuddy?
I can try, but unless you don't care where they live there is a very good chance I will not be able to find anyone.
Can you tell me how you got so many people to fall for you?
Like i have said before I am not sure how I managed that. If you come to me I can likely show you what you are doing wrong. Just keep in mine that you did ask me to correct you so try not to get mad when I point out how you failed.
can you help me fix my computer?
I can try. I am better with Linux then with Windows and know little about OS X but ya, I am happy to try.
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Uh, I'm the same way with smarts and can be an ass sometimes. Also, if we team up I got the PC end and wireless modem area covered for tech support.
Uh, that's all I wanted to say. See ya soon.
And thank you.