ah, I can't really offer any help but if you ever want to chat my contact info is in my profile c:

I bet my leak in the kitchen was worse than yours. How? My mother left the bathroom sink running and the plug on that's been clog for a few weeks now (bastarding thing won't unclog), so the kitchen flooded. Told ya I could beat it! :P

Anyway, the shit storm you've had for a life, I'm not surprised you've not bled in a long time. But stress does that. Though not always, otherwise my mother wouldn't be complaining about having a womb half as much. XD Seriously. 0-0 Anyway, it could just be that, somehow, your body's relaxed a little and your cycle's trying to kick in like an old motor: It'll backfire a lot and cause you no end of pain. The ultrasound will come back fine, as will the smear, and you can just chalk this entire situation up to "well at least we know I'm fine". ^^ Sorry I can't help pay for it nor be there to keep you calm (cos I'm pretty stoic. I was Wilde before Nick Wilde. ;3).

But you'll be fine, hun. Go get your medical thingys done and then you'll just return to drawing, fapping to Julien and carrying on as your cheery, mentally fucked up self. :) No need to wind yourself up over what might be. Trust me, I do that enough myself. XD

That's an unusual situation to be in. I hope everything turns out okay. Good luck at the doctors office.

I have no idea about that ultrasound specifically, however I do actually work with medical students as my job, the ultrasound shouldn't cause you any pain. They'll just use some gel on and around the area they're ultrasounding and then place a probe on your skin before rotating and lightly moving the probe (it basically functions like a flashlight and will take several images of wherever the beam goes. So unless it's different for your case, the worst you'll have in that regard is sitting in an uncomfortable position for a few minutes.

Hope that eases your concern