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bourbon. because I can
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- Name: Jason
- Single or taken: Single
- Sex: Biological female, masculine/androgynous
- Birthday: Feb 2nd
- Sign: Aquarius
- Hair color: Dyed several times, right now back to my natural medium brown
- Eye color: Blue-grey with green around the pupil
- Height: 5'3"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Technically bisexual, but strictly homoromantic
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S P E C I F I C S
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Big Sexy Hair
- What are you listening to right now?: Celldweller - Jericho
- Who is the last person that called you?: My mom
- How many buddies are online right now?: No idea, I don't stalk them
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F A V O U R I T E S
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- Animal: Cats, dogs, reptiles
- Color: Red, black and purple
- Drink: Ice cold diet coke
- Element: FIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE
- Food: I love most foods but pizza and chinese food is amazing
- Game: World of Warcraft, Fallout 4
- Movie: Not a big movie person, but favorites lately have been Deadpool and Zootopia
- Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
- Subjects in school: I'm a loser that got (mostly) homeschooled. It was boring as shit.
- T.V.: Don't watch TV, but when I did it was motherfuckin' ANIMAL PLANET
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H A V E | Y O U | E V E R
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- Given anyone a bath?: Yes
- Smoked?: Yes
- Bungee jumped?: No
- Made yourself throw up?: Yes
- Skinny dipped?: No
- Ever been in love?: Yes
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Yes
- Pictured your crush naked?: GOD YES
- Actually seen your crush naked?: Not.. fully. eheh
- Cried when someone died?: Not at first.. Shock is first, crying came days later.
- Lied: Yep
- Fallen for your best friend?: No
- Used someone?: Yes, without really realizing it
- Done something you regret?: fucking yes
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C U R R E N T
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- Clothes: Black t-shirt with blue musical notes across it... and christmas-themed pajama pants. and socks that are way too huge.
- Desktop picture: This gem http://i.imgur.com/aGZBMWn.jpg
- CD in player: Muse - Black Holes and Revelations
- DVD in player: none
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L A S T | P E R S O N
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- You touched: My mom
- Hugged: MY MOM
- You kissed: remember that part about regrets? this is one of them
- You IMed: My mom lol
- Talk to online: My dad, sending him irritating memes
- You sexed it up with: myself, lollllll
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A R E | Y O U
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- Understanding?: Usually yes, unless you're a dumbass
- Open-minded?: Yes, for the most part. I have my boundaries, though.
- Arrogant?: I can be, depends on the situation. Not a good trait.
- Insecure?: Arrogance stems from insecurity, so yes and yes.
- Random?: Occasionally, just to get a response out of someone
- Hungry?: Yes, as I cram a whopper into my face
- Smart?: Common sense smart, rather than book smart. I can tell you a ton about animals, though.
- Moody?: If I am pissed or sad to begin with, I go into a spiraling rollercoaster of murder and wrong assumptions
- Organized?: If only my house was as organized as the things on my PC
- Shy?: Not really, unless it involves large social encounters
- Difficult?: I'm stubborn when it comes to some things, so yes sometimes.
- Bored easily?: Not usually, I always try to find ways to entertain myself. Bored = depressed for me.
- Entertained easily?: I am a child
- Obsessed?: Nah
- Lazy?: Very
- Angry?: I can and will eat you alive if you go out of your way to piss me off
- Happy?: Ehhh. Neutral a lot of the time.
- Hyper?: Not unless it involves a lot of coffee. I mostly want to sleep.
- Trusting?: Nope. Most people are in it for themselves.
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R A N D O M
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- In the morning: Asleep, or still awake from the previous night drawing
- Love is: I don't fucking know because it feels like my heart is being played with right now
- I dream about: Becoming a source of inspiration to others
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Gorgeous smiles, sparkling eyes.... and ass.
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W H O
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- Makes you laugh the most: won't say
- Makes you smile: won't say
-Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: won't say
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D O | Y O U | E V E R
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- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: I used to...
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: god yes
- Wish you were younger?: Not really
- Cry because someone said something to you?: Yes
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N U M B E R
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- Of times I have had my heart broken?: Three times
- Of Cd's: No idea, my CD case is stored away
- Of scars on my body: A lot. I was a clumsy kid and am now a clumsy adult. Also I used to cut hair, so my hands are a mess.
- Of bones I've broken: Shattered my wrist getting thrown off a horse, so however many bones are in the lower arm/wrist
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bourbon. because I can____________________________________________________________________________
- Name: Jason
- Single or taken: Single
- Sex: Biological female, masculine/androgynous
- Birthday: Feb 2nd
- Sign: Aquarius
- Hair color: Dyed several times, right now back to my natural medium brown
- Eye color: Blue-grey with green around the pupil
- Height: 5'3"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Technically bisexual, but strictly homoromantic
____________________________________________________________________________
S P E C I F I C S
____________________________________________________________________________
- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Big Sexy Hair
- What are you listening to right now?: Celldweller - Jericho
- Who is the last person that called you?: My mom
- How many buddies are online right now?: No idea, I don't stalk them
____________________________________________________________________________
F A V O U R I T E S
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- Animal: Cats, dogs, reptiles
- Color: Red, black and purple
- Drink: Ice cold diet coke
- Element: FIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE
- Food: I love most foods but pizza and chinese food is amazing
- Game: World of Warcraft, Fallout 4
- Movie: Not a big movie person, but favorites lately have been Deadpool and Zootopia
- Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
- Subjects in school: I'm a loser that got (mostly) homeschooled. It was boring as shit.
- T.V.: Don't watch TV, but when I did it was motherfuckin' ANIMAL PLANET
____________________________________________________________________________
H A V E | Y O U | E V E R
____________________________________________________________________________
- Given anyone a bath?: Yes
- Smoked?: Yes
- Bungee jumped?: No
- Made yourself throw up?: Yes
- Skinny dipped?: No
- Ever been in love?: Yes
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Yes
- Pictured your crush naked?: GOD YES
- Actually seen your crush naked?: Not.. fully. eheh
- Cried when someone died?: Not at first.. Shock is first, crying came days later.
- Lied: Yep
- Fallen for your best friend?: No
- Used someone?: Yes, without really realizing it
- Done something you regret?: fucking yes
____________________________________________________________________________
C U R R E N T
____________________________________________________________________________
- Clothes: Black t-shirt with blue musical notes across it... and christmas-themed pajama pants. and socks that are way too huge.
- Desktop picture: This gem http://i.imgur.com/aGZBMWn.jpg
- CD in player: Muse - Black Holes and Revelations
- DVD in player: none
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L A S T | P E R S O N
____________________________________________________________________________
- You touched: My mom
- Hugged: MY MOM
- You kissed: remember that part about regrets? this is one of them
- You IMed: My mom lol
- Talk to online: My dad, sending him irritating memes
- You sexed it up with: myself, lollllll
___________________________________________________________________________
A R E | Y O U
___________________________________________________________________________
- Understanding?: Usually yes, unless you're a dumbass
- Open-minded?: Yes, for the most part. I have my boundaries, though.
- Arrogant?: I can be, depends on the situation. Not a good trait.
- Insecure?: Arrogance stems from insecurity, so yes and yes.
- Random?: Occasionally, just to get a response out of someone
- Hungry?: Yes, as I cram a whopper into my face
- Smart?: Common sense smart, rather than book smart. I can tell you a ton about animals, though.
- Moody?: If I am pissed or sad to begin with, I go into a spiraling rollercoaster of murder and wrong assumptions
- Organized?: If only my house was as organized as the things on my PC
- Shy?: Not really, unless it involves large social encounters
- Difficult?: I'm stubborn when it comes to some things, so yes sometimes.
- Bored easily?: Not usually, I always try to find ways to entertain myself. Bored = depressed for me.
- Entertained easily?: I am a child
- Obsessed?: Nah
- Lazy?: Very
- Angry?: I can and will eat you alive if you go out of your way to piss me off
- Happy?: Ehhh. Neutral a lot of the time.
- Hyper?: Not unless it involves a lot of coffee. I mostly want to sleep.
- Trusting?: Nope. Most people are in it for themselves.
___________________________________________________________________________
R A N D O M
___________________________________________________________________________
- In the morning: Asleep, or still awake from the previous night drawing
- Love is: I don't fucking know because it feels like my heart is being played with right now
- I dream about: Becoming a source of inspiration to others
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Gorgeous smiles, sparkling eyes.... and ass.
___________________________________________________________________________
W H O
___________________________________________________________________________
- Makes you laugh the most: won't say
- Makes you smile: won't say
-Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: won't say
_____________________________
D O | Y O U | E V E R
___________________________________________________________________________
- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: I used to...
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: god yes
- Wish you were younger?: Not really
- Cry because someone said something to you?: Yes
___________________________________________________________________________
N U M B E R
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- Of times I have had my heart broken?: Three times
- Of Cd's: No idea, my CD case is stored away
- Of scars on my body: A lot. I was a clumsy kid and am now a clumsy adult. Also I used to cut hair, so my hands are a mess.
- Of bones I've broken: Shattered my wrist getting thrown off a horse, so however many bones are in the lower arm/wrist
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