Yearly Eurofurence meme thing
9 years ago
Shamelessly stolen from
Kashmere, just like every year, thanks Kash!
Where are you staying?
Main hotel, thank god.
Means of transportation?
Flying to berlin on blue and white wings like a sir.
Sharing a room with:
finnowolf
What is your gender?
He-Fox
Relationship Status:
Singleeee ;_;
How old are you?
24, quarter of a century, here I come!
How tall are you?
180
Which languages do you speak?
Finnish, English, Russian. I can try to have a conversation German or Swedish if you want me to embarass myself.
Where will you be most of the time during the day?
Going to events, wandering the con aimlessly and some spotting for Finnowolf in between.
Who will you be with?
Probably with Finnowolf most of the time.
Do you do free art?
If you get me drunk enough, I can draw you a very pretty stick figure badge.
Do you do trades?
If my stick figure badges are worth that to you.
Do you do commissions?
"Will draw shit art for 20€"
Do you have prints/ CDs?
Order now and get TheEvilFox's rated M art CD, absolutely free.
What suit(s) will you have?
My sweet-ass miami-vice outfit.
Can I dance with you?
If you can stand sight of me "dancing", then sure
Can I touch you?
Buy me a drink first.
Can I talk to you?
Sure, but don't be offended if can't stay and chat. Might be on my way to some awesome event.
Can I hug you?
I'd prefer if you didn't.
Can I take photos of you/with you?
If you like wasting film.
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
BODKA.
Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
I'm booze-hou- errr... fox. No smoking!
Can I give you lots of money?
You are welcome to contribute to The Evil Fox's leisure fund. All funds go to upkeep the physical and mental well-being of The Evil Fox during and after Eurofurence 22.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Are you BODKA?
Can we hang out?
Sure.
Are you nice?
I want to see... what your liver looks like... Nah, I'm alright I guess, people seem to tolerate my presence and laugh at my stories.
Other cons you may go to?
Hopefully Nordic Fuzzcon, you're welcome to contribute to The Evil Fox's NFC fund as well.
Attending any events?
Most of the super-sponsor ones coz' Super-sponsor. Definitely the new Pawpet Show, since the one on EF 20 blew me away, and Enter the Arena because I promised momma fox pretty videos of dancing fursuiters. Besides those: stand-up comedy events and a bunch of misc. other ones.
How can I find you at the con?
Look for the tallest pair of black husky ears above everyone else. I'll probably be somewhere close.
Or look for my signature 50's grey stetson that I'm sure you've stolen off of my head at some point by now.
Can we go out for a dinner?
Yeah, sure, but I'm a fast eater so, be prepared to have a fox stare at you while you finish your meal.
Are you buying art?
You bet your tail I will.
What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
Random husky snuggles and the fact that I might shout at your face while speaking and not realise.
What is the best way to contact you?
FA, Telegram, Whatsapp are pretty solid, but I don't intend to be following them all the time. I'm here to con, not to instant messanger!
May I kidnap you to my room?
Will there be bodka?
You look pretty tired, are you ok?
Probably my blood alcohol % is falling. Take me to a bar.
Last time/last con/last meet/last chat we talked so much and now you forgot my name? Why???
My name/face memory sucks.
Will you tell me your room-number and can I surprise visit you?
I probably wont be there much and if you value the integrity of your bones, I suggest you don't wake me up by knocking on the door. Other than that, go ahead.
I have a personal question for the convention. May I ask you that?
If you catch me at a convenient moment, sure!
That's it! Catch you there in *checks calendar* 17 days!
The Evil Fox awaaaay....!

Where are you staying?
Main hotel, thank god.
Means of transportation?
Flying to berlin on blue and white wings like a sir.
Sharing a room with:

What is your gender?
He-Fox
Relationship Status:
Singleeee ;_;
How old are you?
24, quarter of a century, here I come!
How tall are you?
180
Which languages do you speak?
Finnish, English, Russian. I can try to have a conversation German or Swedish if you want me to embarass myself.
Where will you be most of the time during the day?
Going to events, wandering the con aimlessly and some spotting for Finnowolf in between.
Who will you be with?
Probably with Finnowolf most of the time.
Do you do free art?
If you get me drunk enough, I can draw you a very pretty stick figure badge.
Do you do trades?
If my stick figure badges are worth that to you.
Do you do commissions?
"Will draw shit art for 20€"
Do you have prints/ CDs?
Order now and get TheEvilFox's rated M art CD, absolutely free.
What suit(s) will you have?
My sweet-ass miami-vice outfit.
Can I dance with you?
If you can stand sight of me "dancing", then sure
Can I touch you?
Buy me a drink first.
Can I talk to you?
Sure, but don't be offended if can't stay and chat. Might be on my way to some awesome event.
Can I hug you?
I'd prefer if you didn't.
Can I take photos of you/with you?
If you like wasting film.
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
BODKA.
Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
I'm booze-hou- errr... fox. No smoking!
Can I give you lots of money?
You are welcome to contribute to The Evil Fox's leisure fund. All funds go to upkeep the physical and mental well-being of The Evil Fox during and after Eurofurence 22.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Are you BODKA?
Can we hang out?
Sure.
Are you nice?
I want to see... what your liver looks like... Nah, I'm alright I guess, people seem to tolerate my presence and laugh at my stories.
Other cons you may go to?
Hopefully Nordic Fuzzcon, you're welcome to contribute to The Evil Fox's NFC fund as well.
Attending any events?
Most of the super-sponsor ones coz' Super-sponsor. Definitely the new Pawpet Show, since the one on EF 20 blew me away, and Enter the Arena because I promised momma fox pretty videos of dancing fursuiters. Besides those: stand-up comedy events and a bunch of misc. other ones.
How can I find you at the con?
Look for the tallest pair of black husky ears above everyone else. I'll probably be somewhere close.
Or look for my signature 50's grey stetson that I'm sure you've stolen off of my head at some point by now.
Can we go out for a dinner?
Yeah, sure, but I'm a fast eater so, be prepared to have a fox stare at you while you finish your meal.
Are you buying art?
You bet your tail I will.
What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
Random husky snuggles and the fact that I might shout at your face while speaking and not realise.
What is the best way to contact you?
FA, Telegram, Whatsapp are pretty solid, but I don't intend to be following them all the time. I'm here to con, not to instant messanger!
May I kidnap you to my room?
Will there be bodka?
You look pretty tired, are you ok?
Probably my blood alcohol % is falling. Take me to a bar.
Last time/last con/last meet/last chat we talked so much and now you forgot my name? Why???
My name/face memory sucks.
Will you tell me your room-number and can I surprise visit you?
I probably wont be there much and if you value the integrity of your bones, I suggest you don't wake me up by knocking on the door. Other than that, go ahead.
I have a personal question for the convention. May I ask you that?
If you catch me at a convenient moment, sure!
That's it! Catch you there in *checks calendar* 17 days!
The Evil Fox awaaaay....!

FinnOWolf
~finnowolf
You were the master of registering a hotelroom. Luck over 9000! x3

The Evil Fox
~theevilfox
OP
That was too close. I'm not leaving it that late next year.