Yep... I'm going there >.> Found this silly thing on 's page and decided to give it a shot for the fuck of it.

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Butt Stats
To have an awesome rear, you gotta have all the right layouts and stats. This is the basic guide on how your rear is. This system ranks by letter grade: S, A, B, C, D, and E. Typically S is 'best' and E is 'worst', though that meaning can vary a bit from stat to stat. Just read through!

Squishiness
Squishiness depends on how squishy your hindquarters and cheeks are. The squishier they are, the easier for a person to sink into the pudge. The less squishy it is, the more firm and bouncier it is, almost like a rubber band ball.
S = Super-squishy | E = Super-firm

Shape
The shape of the rear is always important. This can range from the cheeks either being more of a loose oval shape to actually being round and bubbly.
S = Round and tight | E = Oval and loose

Size
Self explanatory, size always counts. Everyone in general has a different body size, ranging from macro to micro. The bigger it is, the farther you can launch them if you booty bump them.
S = Big plump rump | E = Small tush

Sensitivity
This is the funny part. Every rear can sense touch. Because of that, some may be duller than others. This criteria tells if you can tell if someone is actually under there or touching it since we all have to sit. Sensitivity also depends on how long you can hold a person under (or in some cases up) thy rear, cheeks n all.
S = Decidedly sensitive | E = Not sensitive at all

Control
This is part of the funny part. Because some people cannot exactly master their control over it, some may find it kind of a involuntary reflex to actually tense up and clench if touched at certain spots ( Y'know what I'm exactly talking about.) This tell if you make a person accidentally vanish or plan the perfect heist.
S = Total control of those tush-muscles | E = No real control at all

Jiggle
This really has no advantages other than just for pure wobbling. Some may not wobble at all others, every step they take, it be an earthquake on the cheeks! Legend says if one's jiggle is high enough, it can wobble for day from one butt-slam!
S = Your ass wobbles with the slightest movement | E = Solid and unyielding

Irrestiability
This is basically how attractive and alluring your rear is to everybody else. The above stats can factor into this, but basically: the more people you lure with your ass, the higher you rank!
S = Your butt's the life of the party | E = Your butt is mostly ignored

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Squishiness: S - It's very squishy, but the amount of muscle that's also back there adds some firmness. I'll give it the S for the wide range of plush to firm that I can make it depending on how much booty flexing the other person wants ;p

Shape: A - I'd say it's got a pretty good shape. Lucarios in general can be fairly oddly shaped with their thin upper bodies and wide hips, so I won't go S with this one.

Size: A - It's pretty freakin big proportionally to the rest of me, but since there definitely are bigger butts out there, I'll hold off from giving it an S again.

Sensitivity: B - This is a tough one to rate. I'm pretty sure I can always tell when someone's up/in my ass, but the whole "how long you can hold a person under (or in some cases up) thy rear" is confusing cuz idk if that would be a sensitive thing or a non-sensitive thing. My ass can take a good amount of punishment and I guess that would put it more towards the non-sensitive end... So yeah... B sounds good.

Control: B - This is another one that's tough to rate. Yeah, I have good control over my muscles back there and whatnot, but... not to say my butt has a mind of its own, but let's just say approach at your own risk >.>

Jiggle: S - Look at my icon. Enough said >.>

Irresistibility: S - Again... look at my icon <.< But yeah, there are plenty of people for the sole purpose of wanting to get to know my butt more than getting to know me, so yeah... I'd say it's pretty irresistable.