So, there's this Charmin commercial on TV where those bears are dancing and doing their forest shit, and then one of the little cubs turns around and SHOCK there is toilet paper trapped in his ass fur.

But they've got heavy duty Charmin now, which apparently solves this crisis with it's extra strong not clingy formula.

I'm just so glad that someone acknowledged that this is an actual problem and that it exists. I was really starting to think I was the only dude who had to pick toilet paper leftovers outta his own ass hair prior to exposing it.