Born to be hunted down and eaten.

deer exist to be hurt that's the only reason they exist

get on his knees and Prays to the deer!...

why would anyone pray to a deer

To confuse them

Yeah well
tell that to my poor sweet potato plants, man.

torture the deer capture them ruin them torture forever torture torture torture

you know what you're right fuck them eating my fucking sweet potatoes
They have crossed a line I'm going to teach those little shits a lesson they'll learn their place
the next time I refill the corn feeder, I'm going to use gross indian corn
I'm dead serious, I'm a woman on the edge

put a sign over the potatos that says "stupid deer grazing zone" that'll REALLY learn them

but only the smart ones would be able to read it so it would actually become a grazing zone for stupid deer
... but I guess all the smart ones would see them and it would be very embarrassing for them later...
Yes! So dastardly!

deer are food that'x the only reason they're bronn

prey species are so insulting and ptthetifc they should only ever be being hurt and eatne

But they do eat rabbits.

deer aren't even true herbivores herbivorism is a myth deer are liars they need to be in chains

If deer are prey and only good to be murdered for food and are therefore exist only for that purpose, what about creatures like my vixen which are both predator and prey?

as a deer what right doi have to think about other species alli ever think about is my own and how wrong we are

But maybe the deer aren't wrong. Maybe it's species like the fox who try to play at being both predator and prey that are wrong. At least a deer knows what it is.

deer are always wrong the only way for a deer to be right is to have no opinions

I eat venison whenever I can. Gotta keep demand up for that deer meat.

shove entire deer into your mouth

Whoa, hold on, not all at once! I like my meat prepared properly. Medium rare, fresh ground black pepper and hot sauce, gotta have a side of veggies too. Even jerky, gotta cut it into strips, season it properly, and dehydrate it first.

ok but the deer is dead that is the real thing at least

They're just deerlicious

yes

So... you're not gonna go to the Prey Pride Parade?

i'm proud to be food

Vav vav vav!

dog

MEEEHHHH!!

deer...

Yay!!