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What the hell am I?!?
16 years ago
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Okay...I think I have it figured out. I am Pteronura brasiliensis, or the Brasilian giant river otter, the biggest of all otters. I've gone through sea and river otter...just didn't fit though. Doesn't mean I am from Brazil though. And I still looooove clams.
Hmm....short. Can't think of anything else to say.
Hmm....short. Can't think of anything else to say.
For some reason when I think of P. brasiliensis I think of a Brazilian wax. Then I get an image of a giant otter with a bare snatch.