sorry for sudden journal spam but i felt this was an important thing to post. express your true feelings about me you dinguses <3

SINGLE OR NOT put this as your journal & see what you get [this was in the original journal i am very very sorry for yelling at you]

♥ = I want a relationship with you

C: = I'm falling for you

:3 = I miss you

;] = i really like the fact that you never swallow your chewing gum

:* = I want to lick a taxidermy deer's nose to impress you

:< = I hate Reshiram

: X = I like hating Reshiram

O: = I like you but I'm too gay for you

:/ = I like you but you're too gay for me

:] = You ugly

</3 = I regret shaving off my eyebrows in your memory

:b = We should get a bag of McDonald's fries and throw them at geriatrics

;^) = We should literally die in a ditch together as a date

<3 = I love you........ psych lmao can you imagine

<:^ = i want to know why you keep leaving your trash on my roof

@FT@=*dry heaves*

eue= You're hot and I'm concerned that it's because you have a fever, would you like some soup?

<:3 = You're a great ventriloquist, seriously how did you do that, oh shit you mean you weren't the one talking oh God what the fu

^_^ = We're weeaboos

^.^ = We're mega weeaboos

>;3 = I want you on top of my ceiling fan, screaming about what authorial intent is

>:3 = I want on top of your kitchen cabinets because I like the brand of cheerios you buy more then the ones I buy