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So a lot of you are probably like "what the fuck evalion why are you drawing weird fucking plane porn all of a sudden I thought you weren't into areomorphs"
Buuuuut you know I'm kinda not to be honest. The best way to explain it is (and this is gonna sound weird) - I don't want to fuck a plane, I wanna fuck it's personality.
I fell in love with the works of Ratbat after having pretty much an art epiphany while walkin through an airplane museum, realizing how big those fighter jets and helicopters were and thinking legitimately about the world she's created.
Honestly the idea grew on me quickly while I was fantasizing about this stuff, so like, dire machines are for lack of a better term aliens. I know, what the fuck right? Now hold on a moment while I explain some cool shit.
Get this, so in the canon it all started with an artifact that they grabbed from space after a bunch of mining companies boosted the second space race, after a huge ass conflict over fossil fuels. That means not many new vehicles and stuff are being produced, just upgraded to accept other fuels and higher levels of tech.
Anyway so they send out this probe to go lookin for more tasty minerals and fuels to collect (because by now that shit's way higher in value than gold) and they find a weird fuckin black triangle pyramid and bring it back. That probe they sent out came back, but it was alive... That was the first of many... Companies started fighting eachother over who gets the thing because it pretty much makes AI happen. The government steps in and is like "we have to contain that shit" so they lock it up for years. They go to check it after a while, but it's *disappeared*.
Holy crapoli that fucker was full of shit that makes vehicles come to life! Now vehicles are the main choice because they can transport themselves around and have a bunch of different capabilities they can use, were they to be infected by this nanomachine makin triangle thing, they'd be pretty efficient organisms. (This is why your toaster or a server can't be infected because it's pretty stationary.)
So machines wake up around the planet and chaos ensues. That's something crazy to think about legitimately, what if they did? Serious business happened and I mean machines aren't people right they're just tools built by us! They don't have a soul so why should we care about em! That's pretty much a convincing argument to have a war with em, that continues up to the current era in that canon.
So like, it's only the pervs and the people who actually see something in em that convince a study to happen to see if they pass the Turing Test, and they do! Yay! They get more and more accepted as living beings in places and they set up these machine alliance nations and have a bunch of Geneva convention type deelios on these guys, that say they're basically people. Most convincing argument for that is basically now machines have come to life and famine is happening because we don't have machines to make most of our food, we need to deal with it, regardless of what they are.
Fortunately there's now a safe haven for these guys, but there's still a crap ton of bad press on em from a faction of people who fight for humans. If you fuck a dire machine they can choose to get preggers with a demi plane, a dire machine with human influences. ( http://www.titanatelier.com/wp-cont...../habuchild.jpg ) Not really human anymore. Humanists are scared to death that the human race will die out because of dire machines.
That's the jist of it anyway. With all this wall of text I'm pretty intrigued about dire machines, fascinated with the world they exist in and I'm fuckin hot for the effort of explanation and realism that's been put into these things. The porn is weird as fuck but there's a whole thing behind it, and that's really where it gets me.
So yeah that's why I wanna fuck a plane, at least from that world anyway. It's not really a conventional plane anymore as much as it's a host of nanomachines creating a collective consciousness inside the shell of what used to be a plane, or a boat, or a tank, or whatever. And this isn't a hermit crab type situation, those guys are stuck with whatever they wake up as for as long as they exist. That artificial intelligence can love and think and feel, care for you and defend you if they desire. And they can desire.
So naturally fantasizing about one of em in this museum being secretly alive but just hiding doesn't sound so weird anymore if you're coming from this. Maybe it still does but whatever, there's a convincing reason behind it. From these ideas and concepts then came the ability to look at static shapes and solid objects and think of them as creatures. Admire their forms and all the work engineers put into designing the perfect air fucking machine. Ratbat says they're the closest thing we've got to dragons, and I can't deny it.
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Anyway.
I don't care if you don't like it or like it but don't find it hot or do find it hot, whatever.
It's way way way way different from anything I've ever drawn in the past, and holy fuck I'm having a field day drawing these things and making them as accurate and crazy detailed as possible. It's so damn refreshing as an artist to go completely left field after drawing ass after ass in 4 different poses. Don't get me wrong, it's not like my lust for booty has vanished because believe me, there's not much on this earth that could get me to not like it. I just found a new thing that I love drawing.
I'm just doing my thing. It's weird but let's be honest, I've seen, and drawn weirder stuff than this. Ya'll motherfuckers can handle it.
So enjoy it while it lasts, I've got way more where that came from, plenty more I wanna show you guys. I'll probably calm down later but as for now this stuff has just exploded my mind, and I'm totally in my element.
Have a good one, buddies.
Brrt.
So a lot of you are probably like "what the fuck evalion why are you drawing weird fucking plane porn all of a sudden I thought you weren't into areomorphs"
Buuuuut you know I'm kinda not to be honest. The best way to explain it is (and this is gonna sound weird) - I don't want to fuck a plane, I wanna fuck it's personality.
I fell in love with the works of Ratbat after having pretty much an art epiphany while walkin through an airplane museum, realizing how big those fighter jets and helicopters were and thinking legitimately about the world she's created.
Honestly the idea grew on me quickly while I was fantasizing about this stuff, so like, dire machines are for lack of a better term aliens. I know, what the fuck right? Now hold on a moment while I explain some cool shit.
Get this, so in the canon it all started with an artifact that they grabbed from space after a bunch of mining companies boosted the second space race, after a huge ass conflict over fossil fuels. That means not many new vehicles and stuff are being produced, just upgraded to accept other fuels and higher levels of tech.
Anyway so they send out this probe to go lookin for more tasty minerals and fuels to collect (because by now that shit's way higher in value than gold) and they find a weird fuckin black triangle pyramid and bring it back. That probe they sent out came back, but it was alive... That was the first of many... Companies started fighting eachother over who gets the thing because it pretty much makes AI happen. The government steps in and is like "we have to contain that shit" so they lock it up for years. They go to check it after a while, but it's *disappeared*.
Holy crapoli that fucker was full of shit that makes vehicles come to life! Now vehicles are the main choice because they can transport themselves around and have a bunch of different capabilities they can use, were they to be infected by this nanomachine makin triangle thing, they'd be pretty efficient organisms. (This is why your toaster or a server can't be infected because it's pretty stationary.)
So machines wake up around the planet and chaos ensues. That's something crazy to think about legitimately, what if they did? Serious business happened and I mean machines aren't people right they're just tools built by us! They don't have a soul so why should we care about em! That's pretty much a convincing argument to have a war with em, that continues up to the current era in that canon.
So like, it's only the pervs and the people who actually see something in em that convince a study to happen to see if they pass the Turing Test, and they do! Yay! They get more and more accepted as living beings in places and they set up these machine alliance nations and have a bunch of Geneva convention type deelios on these guys, that say they're basically people. Most convincing argument for that is basically now machines have come to life and famine is happening because we don't have machines to make most of our food, we need to deal with it, regardless of what they are.
Fortunately there's now a safe haven for these guys, but there's still a crap ton of bad press on em from a faction of people who fight for humans. If you fuck a dire machine they can choose to get preggers with a demi plane, a dire machine with human influences. ( http://www.titanatelier.com/wp-cont...../habuchild.jpg ) Not really human anymore. Humanists are scared to death that the human race will die out because of dire machines.
That's the jist of it anyway. With all this wall of text I'm pretty intrigued about dire machines, fascinated with the world they exist in and I'm fuckin hot for the effort of explanation and realism that's been put into these things. The porn is weird as fuck but there's a whole thing behind it, and that's really where it gets me.
So yeah that's why I wanna fuck a plane, at least from that world anyway. It's not really a conventional plane anymore as much as it's a host of nanomachines creating a collective consciousness inside the shell of what used to be a plane, or a boat, or a tank, or whatever. And this isn't a hermit crab type situation, those guys are stuck with whatever they wake up as for as long as they exist. That artificial intelligence can love and think and feel, care for you and defend you if they desire. And they can desire.
So naturally fantasizing about one of em in this museum being secretly alive but just hiding doesn't sound so weird anymore if you're coming from this. Maybe it still does but whatever, there's a convincing reason behind it. From these ideas and concepts then came the ability to look at static shapes and solid objects and think of them as creatures. Admire their forms and all the work engineers put into designing the perfect air fucking machine. Ratbat says they're the closest thing we've got to dragons, and I can't deny it.
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Anyway.
I don't care if you don't like it or like it but don't find it hot or do find it hot, whatever.
It's way way way way different from anything I've ever drawn in the past, and holy fuck I'm having a field day drawing these things and making them as accurate and crazy detailed as possible. It's so damn refreshing as an artist to go completely left field after drawing ass after ass in 4 different poses. Don't get me wrong, it's not like my lust for booty has vanished because believe me, there's not much on this earth that could get me to not like it. I just found a new thing that I love drawing.
I'm just doing my thing. It's weird but let's be honest, I've seen, and drawn weirder stuff than this. Ya'll motherfuckers can handle it.
So enjoy it while it lasts, I've got way more where that came from, plenty more I wanna show you guys. I'll probably calm down later but as for now this stuff has just exploded my mind, and I'm totally in my element.
Have a good one, buddies.
Brrt.
So the artifact gives these former devices life also thanks to ai, and thus become living creatures in a sense. Thats pretty cool!
I say give it a whirl!
at the very least I can respect the immense amount of depth that went into this world to both create fuckable planes and make it sound like a legitimately cared about story.
10/10, would fuck a plane.
That an, Machines/Sci-Fi stuff <3
Also, Evalion! Draw what makes you the happiest, an don't worry so much about what anyone else thinks
drawing for yourself is an amazing thing, so keep on making such amazing masterpieces! <3
So while there are those that support you, there are those that oppose you. I just hope you understand and are prepared for the negative response you will get from these people.
Yeah I know, I don't really mind if people don't look at anything I make ever again because of this. I've let the majority control my decisions on art before and it was boring as fuck. It's my professional job now, so I see my personal drawing life as something I can be free with.
Then again you are the artist, so yeah its your prerogative
Hehehe quite the cool background
And i relly like that Crazy stuff.
Got quite the kink for living machines aswell hehe
Keep it up i like it!
I was having the same thoughts after your stream when I went to work today. An A-10 that is being worked on is giving my co-workers and I a lot of trouble because so much shit keeps breaking. First thought that came to mind is "EvAl10n, tell your bro to stop being an ass and let us fix him so we can kick him out of the hangar, just...HOLY SHIT."
Ironically, I've been looking at these planes as living beings to help me troubleshoot some problems that occur. Now that I've been introduced to Dire Machines....makes going to work a little bit more enjoyable. :) And for that, I thank you. :D
"I-I'm sorry, it's just so humid and it just gums up my waveguides..."
I find the whole concept to be fascinating.
If aliens came to Earth and they weren't capable of easily destroying us, we would destroy them and steal their technology. That's just the sad truth of how humans are.
If aliens came to Earth and made more of themselves by infecting human hosts, we'd try to wipe out anyone that was infected.
But if it was our machines that were infected? Some kind of compromise would have to be reached seeing how dependent on technology we have become as a civilization.
And you know... something like this might explain the entire Disney "Cars" universe. Either humanity went to war with the machines and lost, or some kind of plague later wiped out humanity leaving only the dire machines.
We're all weird, we're furries. That's who we are, and we are together.
My dad though it was funny to see me, an grown ass man fixated on something like this. I served in the Airforce. Seeing jets was nothing new to me. But this was different. Before it was just work. Like being a mechanic on a formula 1 car. You dont think about how awesome it is, its just work in that moment. So here I was. I walked under that gorgeous black aircraft, around it, my fingers gently brushing the underbelly from nose to tail. Admiring the sleek lines. The personality and presence it had just sitting there. The beauty of it all. To me, it was breathtaking to see something so powerful. to be able to touch it. Smell the oil. Along side on display were her engines. Removed from the frame. One torn apart for a detailed display. I actually got choked up over that sight. I patted the engine pod and said, "My God.. Im so sorry." and shed a little tear.
My father waked up and had a good chuckle over it. "What the heck are you getting all worked up over?"
"Dont you see? She will never see the sky again. Her last flight was to here. Where they tore her heart out and set it aside for us to gawk at. Such a beautiful bird that will never fly again. Her one reason for existing has been taken away. Its painful to see this."
I sometimes wonder if the things we create have some sort of life in them. Because I swear. I could feel that aircraft's pain.
And then there was Ratbat.
I don't want to fuck every plane, but I wouldn't mind being intimate with Ratbat's planes.
Or tanks. Or ships. Heck, there's even a whole space station that sounds like they would be a riot to hang out with.
Anywho, nothing's stoppin ya from continuing making such exotic stuff.
Personally i really like it~
A thought; somewhere there's going to be crazy humans that want to mix with machines, perhaps see hybrids as the next evolution of humanity. Because who wouldn't want to be be able to fly, right?
Anything uploaded beyond that will be comprehensible.
So im one who finds this sexy too, dont know why, but the story behind it is wonderful and to think about machines that are like real thinking and feeling being is somewhat hot and sexy (i wish i could draw xD)
Is always a good reason. No clue why anyone would have a problem with your argument here.
In a way, that would make them like Living Gasm Drives, if you know about those.
they need food? if so. he eat other technology/machines or eat more something like a cow or a pig .... or others animals?
Hope to see more m/f type of stuff with these Dire machines in the future!
now, after having an explanation for what they are and what makes em tick, I kinda can get behind it now (giggity)
its a really fascinating concept, doesn't exactly turn my gears in the sexual way, but I love the "living machine" scenario, so these dire machines are right up my alley.
its....complicated.
a Daishi getting fuck by an Atlas, damn do this ! ! !
Beyond that, I don't care the shape of the package. So, in short, I'm like you: I wanna fuck the personality : P
I haven't really read up on Ratbat's dire machine stories but I think that's a pretty good twist for it. Actual war would be unlikely, taking over stationary things would be an agreeable "sacrifice" if they were critical bargaining blocks of infrastructure. Depends on how coherent the dire machines are, of course. Do they share a consciousness and only pretend to be individuals to interact more readily with humans, and so on.
Actually because of your recent interest in them i have drawn a 797 haultruck in the downtime wat work.
Plus it's just fun seeing somebody so swept up and excited about something new!
Ive always been a fan of her comics an whole story of dire machines on the downlow (mostly cause i try to fanart an cant draw mech for shit an get sad about it..also cause its odd to many)
But yea i agree with what you pretty much said.
Into the idea behind it all, dont actually wanna fuck a vehicle irl hahah.
Being so into Transformers was the gateway kink...
That's not how you treat the audience. Just saying.
They never were here for "the audience" most artists arent an ive never seen Evalion cater to anyone in particular like artists that take comms for income.
Though the whole "Anthro-planes" stuff, that's weird as shit and always will be, but sapient machines that are sapient and borderline organic... that's something that really interests me for some strange reason O.o