Ottertaur goes game critic on Pokemon Trozei!
16 years ago
The journalistic styling of Lutra MustilWritten to whomever reads these thingsDISCLAIMER: I apologize in advance for any harm, mental, physical, or emotional that may come from reading this journal. If any harm should befall you as a result of reading this, just know it's your own damn fault for reading. I'm not the one who made you do it. ^-^
I was bored and couldn't sleep, so I decided that I would get and try out a few more of the Pokemon games for the DS (via emulator), and came across this one. I started playing and found not only the presence of very little story, but the simple, cartoon-y graphics are not what you would expect from an Nintendo DS. This game may be good for the smaller kids who don't really understand how to work the game. It was quite monotonous as well. In the hour and a half I played it, I did the same damn thing the whole time. It sorta reminded me of games like Bejeweled and Cubix.....only not as fun. My rating for it is pi out of 10. Why the dreaded 3.14159......? Because that's what the makers need to the face.
Weird things happen when ottertaurs don't get sleep, so anyone out there with an ottertaur for a pet, be sure and put them to bed before they find stupid games to write their FA journals about.
Next week, read about: Virtual Simon Says....do they really know you aren't following?
Thus concludes the silly madness and on to the less mind numbing. This is why I need to find a better hobby, I guess. Either that, or don't get a game at 3:00 in the morning and write about it at 4:30. When my brain is running on my daily meds (worst part of my day...usually), generic Mtn Dew (Big K brand, to be exact), and, Keebler Club crackers (best crackers ever!) all sorts of weird shit is bound to come out.
To those who read this, just know that it is not my usual insanity that I write...just a different kind this time. This is my tired-and-can't-sleep insanity.
Just a note before I close, I have added a header to my journals, and if it is taken seriously, harm will befall you from my hand upside your head.
And now to finish off with a terrible, butchered, and far overused joke.....
How do you keep a furry in suspense?
I'll tell you next time.
Weird things happen when ottertaurs don't get sleep, so anyone out there with an ottertaur for a pet, be sure and put them to bed before they find stupid games to write their FA journals about.
Next week, read about: Virtual Simon Says....do they really know you aren't following?
Thus concludes the silly madness and on to the less mind numbing. This is why I need to find a better hobby, I guess. Either that, or don't get a game at 3:00 in the morning and write about it at 4:30. When my brain is running on my daily meds (worst part of my day...usually), generic Mtn Dew (Big K brand, to be exact), and, Keebler Club crackers (best crackers ever!) all sorts of weird shit is bound to come out.
To those who read this, just know that it is not my usual insanity that I write...just a different kind this time. This is my tired-and-can't-sleep insanity.
Just a note before I close, I have added a header to my journals, and if it is taken seriously, harm will befall you from my hand upside your head.
And now to finish off with a terrible, butchered, and far overused joke.....
How do you keep a furry in suspense?
I'll tell you next time.
Fyrdrgon
~fyrdrgon
*sets rock on your chest and smirks*
LutraMustil
~lutramustil
OP
Shouldn't there be two of them things? xD
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