Because, furriess are terrible.

Chapter 1: Being socially awkward
[ ] you meow/bark to get attention
[ ] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[ ] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back
Total: 0

Chapter 2: A Descent into Unemployment
[ ] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat <--- how is this furry?
[ ] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car.
[ ] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 1

Chapter 3: Let's go across the road, Timmy, those people look damaged.
[ ] you sleep a lot during daytime <---- Your animal of choice probably doesn't go to bed at 5AM after spending all night on 4chan.
[ ] you enjoy scaring birds
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you <--- this gets you institutionalized
[ ] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[x] milk or water is your favorite drink <---- WATER IS FUCKING GOOD FOR YOU, YOU NEED TO DRINK LOTS OF IT.
Total: 1

Chapter 4: Sexual Deviance
[ ] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[ ] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 0

Chapter 5: Mom! You don't understand!
[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[ ] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling <--- again, this makes you furry?
[ ] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[ ] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 1

Chapter 6: Strawman Activities: Furry stupidity.
[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[ ] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[ ] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 0

Chapter 7: Strawman Activities 2: Electric Boogaloo
[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[ ] you refer to your self as an animal
[ ] your username has something to do with animals
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[ ] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[ ] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 0

Chapter 8: An Extremely Weak Rationalization.
[ ] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[ ] you like to say hi to strangers <----I AM FRIENDLY THUS I AM A FURRY
[ ] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ ] people think you act like a pet
[ ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[ ] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 0

Take your score and multiply it by 2

3 x 2 = 6

Final total: 6% furry

Seriously, how are some of these even exclusive to furries?