Girly/manly meme
16 years ago
Dudes:
[x] You woke up with a boner.
[x] You're taller than 5'5".
[ ] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch.
[ ] You like to get drunk and fight.
[x] You drink beer. (I drink it cuz it tastes good, Not to get drunk >.> <.<)
[x] MEAT!
[ ] There are tissues close to your bed.
[x] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be.
[ ] You like dinosaurs.
[ ] You love sports. Always.
[x] Video games are better than the mall.
[x] You curse like a sailor.
[x] You scratch your nuts in public.
[ ] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
[ ] Your father (or father type) told you about sex.
[x] You can grow facial hair.
[ ] You like going to strip clubs, to see titties.
[x] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute".
[ ] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground. (I have no idea how much that is)
[x] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.
[ ] You attended prom to get laid.
[ ] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see boobies.
[ ] You show off bruises like badges of honor.
[ ] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris
Boy Score - 11/24
Babes:
[ ] You get a period.
[x] People say you're short.
[ ] You call attractive females "sluts".
[ ] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.
[ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[ ] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[ ] You wear make-up daily.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[x] You can cook and clean.
[ ] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes.
[x] You like to spend money with your friends.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[x] Your favourite colour is Pink or Purple.
[ ] Your mom told you about sex.
[x] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of.
[ ] You use tits to your advantage.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[ ] You freak out when you see bugs in the room.
[ ] You consider spending money a hobby.
[ ] You attended prom, to dress up.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp.
Girls Score - 5/24
WOO, I AM A MANLY MAN!
btw stolen from
Ren-Raku
[x] You woke up with a boner.
[x] You're taller than 5'5".
[ ] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch.
[ ] You like to get drunk and fight.
[x] You drink beer. (I drink it cuz it tastes good, Not to get drunk >.> <.<)
[x] MEAT!
[ ] There are tissues close to your bed.
[x] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be.
[ ] You like dinosaurs.
[ ] You love sports. Always.
[x] Video games are better than the mall.
[x] You curse like a sailor.
[x] You scratch your nuts in public.
[ ] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
[ ] Your father (or father type) told you about sex.
[x] You can grow facial hair.
[ ] You like going to strip clubs, to see titties.
[x] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute".
[ ] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground. (I have no idea how much that is)
[x] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.
[ ] You attended prom to get laid.
[ ] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see boobies.
[ ] You show off bruises like badges of honor.
[ ] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris
Boy Score - 11/24
Babes:
[ ] You get a period.
[x] People say you're short.
[ ] You call attractive females "sluts".
[ ] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.
[ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[ ] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[ ] You wear make-up daily.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[x] You can cook and clean.
[ ] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes.
[x] You like to spend money with your friends.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[x] Your favourite colour is Pink or Purple.
[ ] Your mom told you about sex.
[x] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of.
[ ] You use tits to your advantage.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[ ] You freak out when you see bugs in the room.
[ ] You consider spending money a hobby.
[ ] You attended prom, to dress up.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp.
Girls Score - 5/24
WOO, I AM A MANLY MAN!
btw stolen from
Ren-Raku
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