I've chosen to be in a relationship. Yes, I know I was just in one at the start of the month, but honestly... wow. I don't even want to pretend of its existence. If you know which one, let's agree to never talk about it again in public.

What I will talk about though is the new relationship. For now, the partner has chosen to remain anonymous at the moment, and I will respect that. What I can tell you is that I have known this person for a long time, and we've legitimately considered this before. Now is a better time than any for me to have someone that I can trust and to be trusted in return.

You may already know I'm referring to. I request you to keep these guesses to yourself. I will reveal more in due time.

We may consider allowing a poly relationship, but to be honest we're perfectly happy by ourselves. Still. I'd like to be surprised.