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Professor Summer's NFL Week 3 Stone Cold Locks
9 years ago
Greetings sports fans! On Sunday the big spandex clad men are back to concuss one another and shorten their life expectancies for your viewing enjoyment and my profit. I'm doing this the night before because I've got a game to attend tomorrow, which makes for a hectic morning prepping the tailgate. Your favorite glasses and labcoat (and nothing else http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21125763/ new pic for 2016!
) wearing skunkette has studied the spreads, and is here to give you the tip.
So now that we're in week 3, the lines are starting to be set based on the realistic performance of these teams, this year. Still, with such a small sample size, surprises are bound to occur. So far, this is the least confident I've been when it comes to picking my three favorites.
Game #1 NY Jets (+3) at Kansas City Chiefs
The Pick: Jets +3
~I'm not at all convinced that the Chiefs are a good team. In week one they stake a huge lead, at home, to the Chargers. Then in week two they get absolutely demolished, showing no signs of life along the way. Meanwhile the Jets played a hard fought game against the Bengals in week one and blew the doors off my Bills in week two. The Jets should win this game outright, in my opinion.
RESULT - Jets 3 Chiefs 24 - LOSS
Game #2 Washington Racistnames at NY Giants (-3)
The Pick: Giants -3
~Last week Washington lost at home to a Dallas team quarterbacked and runningbacked by rookies. They should have lost by more, but Dallas wasn't polished/good enough to totally whip up on them. The finger-pointing has begun in Washington. Kirk Cousins is being exposed. It gets worse for them on Sunday. Giants win this one by a double digit margin.
RESULT - Racistnames 29 Giants 27 LOSS
Game #3 San Diego Chargers (+1.5) at Indianapolis Colts
~The Chargers score points. A lot of points. Phillip Rivers is throwing the ball all over the field. The Colts biggest weakness is preventing the other team's passing game. This one looks to be high scoring and fun, and I like the Chargers to continue their surprising run of competent footballing.
RESULT - Colts 32 Chargers 26 LOSS
Week 3 Results: 0-3
Season Results 3-5-1
State of Summer's Buffalo Bills.
Ugh. I'm not at all confident in my guys right now. The loss last week. The firing of their offensive head coach after the defense barfed all over themselves.... It all reeks of dysfunction. The game against (the good) Arizona Cardinals tomorrow looks to be a 10 point or more loss. If Buffalo loses, the 0-3 start all but ends the season 3 weeks after it started.
) wearing skunkette has studied the spreads, and is here to give you the tip.
So now that we're in week 3, the lines are starting to be set based on the realistic performance of these teams, this year. Still, with such a small sample size, surprises are bound to occur. So far, this is the least confident I've been when it comes to picking my three favorites.
Game #1 NY Jets (+3) at Kansas City Chiefs
The Pick: Jets +3
~I'm not at all convinced that the Chiefs are a good team. In week one they stake a huge lead, at home, to the Chargers. Then in week two they get absolutely demolished, showing no signs of life along the way. Meanwhile the Jets played a hard fought game against the Bengals in week one and blew the doors off my Bills in week two. The Jets should win this game outright, in my opinion.
RESULT - Jets 3 Chiefs 24 - LOSS
Game #2 Washington Racistnames at NY Giants (-3)
The Pick: Giants -3
~Last week Washington lost at home to a Dallas team quarterbacked and runningbacked by rookies. They should have lost by more, but Dallas wasn't polished/good enough to totally whip up on them. The finger-pointing has begun in Washington. Kirk Cousins is being exposed. It gets worse for them on Sunday. Giants win this one by a double digit margin.
RESULT - Racistnames 29 Giants 27 LOSS
Game #3 San Diego Chargers (+1.5) at Indianapolis Colts
~The Chargers score points. A lot of points. Phillip Rivers is throwing the ball all over the field. The Colts biggest weakness is preventing the other team's passing game. This one looks to be high scoring and fun, and I like the Chargers to continue their surprising run of competent footballing.
RESULT - Colts 32 Chargers 26 LOSS
Week 3 Results: 0-3
Season Results 3-5-1
State of Summer's Buffalo Bills.
Ugh. I'm not at all confident in my guys right now. The loss last week. The firing of their offensive head coach after the defense barfed all over themselves.... It all reeks of dysfunction. The game against (the good) Arizona Cardinals tomorrow looks to be a 10 point or more loss. If Buffalo loses, the 0-3 start all but ends the season 3 weeks after it started.
TRAIN
~train
The honeymoon is OVER for Rex.
JulietSkunkButt
~julietskunkbutt
Meanwhile, if the Eagles win, southeastern Pennsylvania will explode with mirth!
Summer
~summer
OP
Carson looks like he might be for real, you lucky skunk
