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Kreepy Klowns Kommit Pennsylvania Kapers
9 years ago
No fooling, we're having a Phantom Clown Incursion out in the Gettysburg area of Pennsylvania! There have already been a dozen or so accounts posted by normally trustworthy folks I know of guys dressed as clowns rushing out of the woods in the area at local cars, waving knives and laughing maniacally.
Given that people pack guns out there and some of them are now cruising for the crazed clowns, unless these guys really ARE from John Keel's superspectrum they'd better knock it off or Bozo's gonna get a boo-boo.
I've also heard that this is some REALLY weird publicity campaign for a remake of the movie 'IT'. In which latter case man are they ever being fools. I mean, what's the first thing you'd do if some cackling loon came charging at you waving a knife?
Be interesting to see how this all ends.
Oh, BTW, if want to read about the first Phantom Clown Invasion:
https://smile.amazon.com/Mysterious.....erious+america
And a link with more information: http://www.pennlive.com/news/2016/0.....s_unsettl.html
Given that people pack guns out there and some of them are now cruising for the crazed clowns, unless these guys really ARE from John Keel's superspectrum they'd better knock it off or Bozo's gonna get a boo-boo.
I've also heard that this is some REALLY weird publicity campaign for a remake of the movie 'IT'. In which latter case man are they ever being fools. I mean, what's the first thing you'd do if some cackling loon came charging at you waving a knife?
Be interesting to see how this all ends.
Oh, BTW, if want to read about the first Phantom Clown Invasion:
https://smile.amazon.com/Mysterious.....erious+america
And a link with more information: http://www.pennlive.com/news/2016/0.....s_unsettl.html
ATTENTION TO ALL MY FRIENDS! This isn't a joke! On my way home from work tonight in Gardners at the intersection of Coon Rd and Peach Glen Idaville Rd I slowed down for a stop sign and a clown came out of the woods and grabbed my door handle and tried to get in my car! So anybody in the area just keep an eye out and I would recommend you lock your doors!
That said some of the stories (about mysterious clowns trying to lure children into the woods or a van) have made the rounds before and are almost certainly untrue. Cops and angry locals have yet to find any kiddie-grabbing clowns.