if you were put on a spaceship with three other people you didn't know and on the third day of your whimsical space voyage the smallest and most shady looking of those other people began dribbling all over the controls and the person who was the exact opposite of the short dribbler was all like "hey stop doing that my mother handcrafted that control panel out of porcelain and dolphin skin" and the other person who had been trying not to get involved was all like "well shit son they're at it again, why don't you go break it up" WOULD YOU or WOULD YOU NOT place yourself physically in between then in order to prevent them from doing this weird bullfighting sort of shit that they wanna do, which would certainly end with missing limbs and hurt feelings