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Jesusfuck guys why do I have these thoughts???
9 years ago
Step1: Download Vintage VHS porn
Step2: Put into Video editing software
Step3: Remove all sounds
Step4: Speed up 400-500%
Step5: Add Half Life dialogue and death sounds
Step6: Place https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnTyqig1R7I as the backing track
Step7: Send to your parents to let them know you're a horrendous human being.
Step2: Put into Video editing software
Step3: Remove all sounds
Step4: Speed up 400-500%
Step5: Add Half Life dialogue and death sounds
Step6: Place https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnTyqig1R7I as the backing track
Step7: Send to your parents to let them know you're a horrendous human being.
Not anymore.
Snake in my boot!