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Joke of the Day
9 years ago
Caution: What you're about to read below came out of the wild and abstract mind of a young manipulative little liox. Be careful of every single word he spoke.
An ugly looking woman brought her two kids to a supermarket for some shopping.
When checking out at the counter, the cashier asked the woman, "Wow, such lovely kids, are they twins?"
The ugly woman snapped at the cashier, "No they're not! One of them is seven years old and the other is three years old. Are you blind or something?"
The cashier replied, "Oh no madam, sorry. I just can't believe that someone will sleep with you twice."
The version I heard was told from the point of view of a People Greeter at Walmart. (lots of stupid and ugly people at Walmart!)