So, due to nature of my employment, customer satisfaction is a priority and we measure it via an online survey. So I started thinking during a slow period today, what if ALL businesses required these online satisfaction surveys? I mean, who doesn't want to go online and fill out a form scoring your hooker for the night based on Overall Satisfaction, Speed, Friendliness, Quality, Interior/Exterior Cleanliness and my personal favorite "Please indicate all other hookers you have visited in the past 30 days, then indicate how your hooker compares to other hookers in the area."

I'm sure that survey would have some interesting comments....