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Bring It, Losers!
9 years ago
So I'm taking a page out of 
Grimsaurus's book (or journals, rather) and opening up a small RP journal for anyone who wants to lose a fight fight me. It's mostly a testing-the-waters sorta deal for now but it should be fun!
Recommended Rules/Suggestions:
1a. I might be a micro usually but let's assume I start out at a good 5 foot 6 so that this doesn't become a literal curb-stomp battle.
1b. Shrinking is fine, though!... If you can manage it against such a superior opponent, that is. And vore too if you'd like. If you're not into that sorta stuff though that's fine too. I might if the situation calls for it but probably not!
2. Keep things SFW! No lewds, deaths, disfigurement... You know the drill! And in vore that means no digestion either!
3. God modding: I don't mind one-sided fights! That said it's not so fun to make up powers halfway through the fight that counter everything I do. Less is more as they say and if you use just like one or two powers and manage to use them well enough to still beat your opponent that's an awesome way of fighting! Whatever floats your boat, though.
4. We all have timezones. If you have to sleep, sleep. If you have to do some work, work! Don't necessarily even have to say bye. We can pick it up when you're next available.
5. How to end the fight: Knock the other person out, pin them for three seconds/RP rounds, or have them surrender willingly! If you manage to eat your opponent you can also claim victory at your leisure. Or not, if that's what you prefer!
6. You got a recommended rule you wanna suggest? Feel free!
Now c'mere, my victims, and let's do this!
Grimsaurus's book (or journals, rather) and opening up a small RP journal for anyone who wants to Recommended Rules/Suggestions:
1a. I might be a micro usually but let's assume I start out at a good 5 foot 6 so that this doesn't become a literal curb-stomp battle.
1b. Shrinking is fine, though!... If you can manage it against such a superior opponent, that is. And vore too if you'd like. If you're not into that sorta stuff though that's fine too. I might if the situation calls for it but probably not!
2. Keep things SFW! No lewds, deaths, disfigurement... You know the drill! And in vore that means no digestion either!
3. God modding: I don't mind one-sided fights! That said it's not so fun to make up powers halfway through the fight that counter everything I do. Less is more as they say and if you use just like one or two powers and manage to use them well enough to still beat your opponent that's an awesome way of fighting! Whatever floats your boat, though.
4. We all have timezones. If you have to sleep, sleep. If you have to do some work, work! Don't necessarily even have to say bye. We can pick it up when you're next available.
5. How to end the fight: Knock the other person out, pin them for three seconds/RP rounds, or have them surrender willingly! If you manage to eat your opponent you can also claim victory at your leisure. Or not, if that's what you prefer!
6. You got a recommended rule you wanna suggest? Feel free!
Now c'mere, my victims, and let's do this!
I'm already at 100% battery power though-Jumps and kicks out at you shoulder-
Hehehe, that all you got, fossil fuel?
Ha!
Dang it!
No! I ain't going down so easily!
Don't you do it, fossil fuel!
Ah, I guess you win then. Hehe, Imma beatcha someday though~!
Prove it, hairball!
Ha!
Hey! Lemme go!
No, hey! Let me go!
*Growls and tries to stretch your throat out too far as I'm shoved down*
*With one last swift gulp you plop into the guy* Hehe, VICTORY! DELICIOUS VICTORY IS MINE!
*puts on boxing gloves*
You going down! Prepare to admit that chameleons are the better species of lizard!
*throws a punch at you*
You were saying?
"Hope you can fly then!"
*Flails through the air, trying to kick at you*
That's it, you asked for it, scaly!
Chameleons rule and iguanas droooooool!
Hehe, nice! Now come and face me!
Let's go for a run then!
No!
"Let's-go-for-a-jog-NOW!"
Hey no wait!
*I twist about and kick your tail*
"Nnnghh....not...ugh..cool!"
What? I told you from the get-go I'd be kicking your
butttail!Hey! Leggo; we're the ones with the curly prehensile tails here!
*Wraps my own tail around your head and pulls as I wriggle about in your grip*
You're gonna pay for this!
"Ow....at least there was a pillow waiting for me."
I ain't no pillow; get rekt, noob!
*Can't get free or even breath as I'm squeezed like a vice... So instead I smash my tongue right between your eyes like a bullet, hoping to distract you enough to wriggle free and lose my disadvantage*
Finally! Free! Now back to mopping the floor with you!
I'll make you eat your words!
*I sprint forwards and leap, spinning with my tail lashing out at you this time*
You start to get smaller, and smaller until you're about the size of fruit".
Niiiiice iguana! Friiieeendly iguana!
*Turns tail (literally) and runs, phasing into invisibility with my chameleon camouflage*
N-no fair! Stop that!
Yuck! Lemme out!
I ain't gonna go down so easily, ya hear?!
Wh-what?! No!
*I take a deep breath and grapple with your tongue, hanging on for dear victory as I try to hold off against the veritable river of water chugging back down your throat*
Stop speaking with your... Erk!... With your mouth full!
*Eeps and wriggles down*
I'm not done yet! Fear me!
Never! Chameleons rule and iguanas drool!
*Dodges falling food items, soon getting buried under them*
H-hey! Gah! Just declare yourself the victor already so I can get outta here!
*Tries to climb up your throat only to be pushed back down by more food*
"And you ain't....getting out the easy way.... till it happens!"
Alriiiiiiiight! Ugh... Iguanas are cool...
Fine! IGUANAS ARE... NOT AS, uh, AS LAME AS I PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT AND ACTUALLY ARE MAYBE AS COOL AS CHAMELEONS! Yeah...
Wait, hold on! You still haven't said it! And it looks like...
*I bang and kick on the now-delicate stomach walls, hoping to upset them further as I'm shaken like a smoothy by the upset rumbles*
*I push myself up into your throat, squirming for freedom*
For what?
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Phew! I guess so! And now I'm clean, too!
*poses dramatically*
Yeah, yeah. Next time you'll be the one wriggling in my gut for sure!
*I grin at you*
N-no! Not again!
Yeah, probably. I started out small so there's no harm in staying it. Good game though! Congrats on winning!
*Enters house and returns with a naginata*
Here we go! Bring it!
*Tugs on it*
Bad doggy!
MY NAGINATA! You'll pay for that!
*Throws the sharp end at you*
Tell Valhalla I said hello when you get there! 'Cause that's right where I'm sending you!
Ow! You're gonna pay or that!
*I spin and whip my tail at you*
I'll never give up!
*Struggles and frees myself after a few moments, panting from the exertion*
Oh well if you insist then...
*A puff of dust rises from the ground where I was standing and suddenly my foot slams into your gut at high speeds*
Ack!
I don't give up!
"Alright then, we'll call it a draw" XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhRUe-gz690
Now I'll just bite you to death! Numb my mouth and I'll stare you to death! Insert the rest of Naruto's "X him to death" speech here!... But yeah, a draw sounds nice... Please? *Nervous grin*
"Nice Naruto Speech, its a little clumsy sounding but I admire you skills and determination in 'not giving up'"
Safe journeys to you fellow warrior
Presented some Mead to you
Safe journeys! C'ya!
Consumes the can of soda XD
I've beaten you in wizard battle once before scaled one.
... Technically losing most of them but still.
Tada! Not small now and therefore not eternally small! YOU'VE ALREADY LOST! HA!
Seems to me you're still far from large.
I'll still beat you! Bring it, skinny!
Geddit, because you're a human? Ahahahahahaha!And this is just for that awful pun
*Spins and knocks it away with my tail before delivering a kick to your chest*
Why would I rise when I'm already above you?
Leggo! Don't make me use more bad puns!
Provided you concede, I shall.
Never!
H-hey! What are you even made of? Brick?!
*I pull harder, elbowing you in the side to knock you off me*
*I reply through strained teeth, enduring the new ache in my side and bouncing to land all of my weight on your back and tail base*
Heavy enough for bricks?
D-definitely! Lay off the donuts, chubby!
I've got a good replacement right here, and much less fat too
Darn right there's no fat. I'm pure muscle, baby! And you're going down!
Ack! You jerk I'll make you pay for that!
I'd believe you but so far it's all been talk.
Stop it! You're the food here!
This.. coming from the snack, chewing gum and insole
Takes food to know food! And boy are you a meal fit for a chameleon!
Let's see how this works outside of cartoons
*I groan with the effort but stand up and swing you over me into the ground using your tail*
That's it; no more mister nice 'meleon!
*I cry out from the numbing blow, letting you go to cradle it only to lose my balance and fall onto you rear-first, effectively sitting on you once more*
*I wriggle under you, grabbing at your sides in an attempt to shove you off*
Hey! Stop that!
I know where this is going! Let me out!
Let go, mop top!
I'll give you such a stomach ache, I swear!
H-hey, can't we talk about this? I can't looooooooose!
No, wait! Don't do it!
Bye bye tasty, told you I'd do it
*My hand pushes you in, my throat contracting and pulsing happily to sink you back down, my tongue curling over your face to drag you down while my jaws close*
Noooooooooooooo!
I warned ya tiny, guess I win
Darn it!
Do that again hehe
*I continue to let out small belches and gulp down more air for you and for future releases*
C'mon, you already won, no?
*I giggle a little from the headbutt*
*I pout but still try to stretch myself back up your throat*
I'll let you.. eventually
*I chug down another can, holding in the gas*
Gah! You're a sore winner!
*I chug down another, trying to fill my gut with fluid and bubbles*
*Thrashes as it slowly fills, bubbling it up further*
;A;
Oh my don't these look good...
Darn bloodninja...
On telegram >:C
On telegram!
Tables > Chairs!
*Flying-jump-kicks you*