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hey guys, you ever wanted to shoot Brandon Teena in the head? or wanted to push Leelah in front of a black Muslim dude's tractor trailer? or accidentally associate Cait Jenner with her hit-and-run/her dumbass behavior on Keeping Up with the Kardashians because she's a piss-poor ambassador for trans people? or rag on Jazz Jennings for being a kid that transitioned when she was six out of some fear that "boys NEED the nut juice to live"?
well, now you can! for the extortionate price of $15,000 (a month), you too can be a transphobe of the ages by wildly misinterpreting the intricacies of what constitutes trans dating and how to respect trans people without accidentally (or intentionally) invoking gender/sexual identity through genitalia (which is still a very grey area) as all the trans community trying to push you - yes, YOU - down!
learn how to:
- call trans people mentally ill because Encyclopedia Dramatica does it for a cheap shock joke!
- imply that kids transitioning is like the Holocaust
- still try to justify publishing "The Wacky World of Wu" and yet using your heightened celebrity as one of the few agent-provocateur alt-right journalists and gay conservatives to deflect any and all criticism regarding your lack of intersectionality
- not understand the origins of "cisgender" and the prefix "cis-"
- still make the same "two garlic breads = two genders" and "sexually identify as an attack helicopter" jokes
- associate trans people with the young userbase that frequents and tarnishes the Tumblr platform
- relate the struggles of trans people to the excesses of the body-positive movement, which you now associate as entirely the fat-acceptance movement because yeah there's no going around it Tess Holliday really isn't that beautiful IMO
- use the word "transgenderism" unironically
- inspire a bunch of your people to go full-force on people like Cait Jenner, Brianna Wu, Laura Jane Grace, Jazz Jennings, etc. to the point where if they go back into their closet and resume living under a male identity they're not too comfortable with, you consider that a half-victory
call now!
hey guys, you ever wanted to shoot Brandon Teena in the head? or wanted to push Leelah in front of a black Muslim dude's tractor trailer? or accidentally associate Cait Jenner with her hit-and-run/her dumbass behavior on Keeping Up with the Kardashians because she's a piss-poor ambassador for trans people? or rag on Jazz Jennings for being a kid that transitioned when she was six out of some fear that "boys NEED the nut juice to live"?
well, now you can! for the extortionate price of $15,000 (a month), you too can be a transphobe of the ages by wildly misinterpreting the intricacies of what constitutes trans dating and how to respect trans people without accidentally (or intentionally) invoking gender/sexual identity through genitalia (which is still a very grey area) as all the trans community trying to push you - yes, YOU - down!
learn how to:
- call trans people mentally ill because Encyclopedia Dramatica does it for a cheap shock joke!
- imply that kids transitioning is like the Holocaust
- still try to justify publishing "The Wacky World of Wu" and yet using your heightened celebrity as one of the few agent-provocateur alt-right journalists and gay conservatives to deflect any and all criticism regarding your lack of intersectionality
- not understand the origins of "cisgender" and the prefix "cis-"
- still make the same "two garlic breads = two genders" and "sexually identify as an attack helicopter" jokes
- associate trans people with the young userbase that frequents and tarnishes the Tumblr platform
- relate the struggles of trans people to the excesses of the body-positive movement, which you now associate as entirely the fat-acceptance movement because yeah there's no going around it Tess Holliday really isn't that beautiful IMO
- use the word "transgenderism" unironically
- inspire a bunch of your people to go full-force on people like Cait Jenner, Brianna Wu, Laura Jane Grace, Jazz Jennings, etc. to the point where if they go back into their closet and resume living under a male identity they're not too comfortable with, you consider that a half-victory
call now!
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