No it's not my birthday. But it IS my account's birthday! I've been here four years today! Four glorious years you people have had to bask in my presence!... Ha! Just joking; I love you guys~!
Don't tread on me! Do it and I'll break into your pantry, take a nibble out of all of your pop tarts, and leave the packages open to dry them out! Take that!
Don't tread on me! Do it and I'll break into your pantry, take a nibble out of all of your pop tarts, and leave the packages open to dry them out! Take that!
Problem solved.
Ohgodwhy?! This is a horrible account-birthday present! *Sobs*
I'M DONE!
Were you insulting me?!
Here's to four more years!