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16 years ago
Males:
[X] You woke up with a boner.
[X] You're taller than 5'5".
[ ] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch.
[ ] You like to get drunk and fight.
[ ] You drink beer.
[ ] MEAT!
[X] There are tissues close to your bed.
[ ] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be.
[ ] You like dinosaurs.
[ ] You love sports. Always.
[X] Video games are better than the mall.
[ ] Your curse like a sailor.
[ ] You scratch your nuts in public.
[ ] Your favorite color is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
[ ] Your father (or father type) told you about sex.
[ ] You can grow facial hair.
[ ] You like going to strip clubs, to see titties.
[X] You used to/still do collect Pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute".
[ ] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground.
[ ] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.
[ ] You attended prom to get laid.
[ ] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see boobies.
[ ] You show off bruises like badges of honor.
[ ] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris
Boy Score - 5/24
Females:
[ ] You get a period.
[ ] People say you're short.
[ ] You call attractive females "sluts".
[ ] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.
[X] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[ ] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[ ] You wear make-up daily.
[X] You care about what you look like.
[X] You can cook and clean.
[X] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes. (One shit pair, one nice pair)
[ ] You like to spend money with your friends.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[ ] Your favorite color is Pink or Purple.
[ ] Your mom told you about sex.
[X] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of.
[ ] You use tits to your advantage.
[ ] You are/were in cheer leading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[X] You freak out when you see bugs in the room. (Only ones that sting)
[ ] You consider spending money a hobby.
[X] You attended prom, to dress up.
[X] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp.
Girl score: 8/24
Yep, I'm a girly guy it seems.
[X] You woke up with a boner.
[X] You're taller than 5'5".
[ ] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch.
[ ] You like to get drunk and fight.
[ ] You drink beer.
[ ] MEAT!
[X] There are tissues close to your bed.
[ ] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be.
[ ] You like dinosaurs.
[ ] You love sports. Always.
[X] Video games are better than the mall.
[ ] Your curse like a sailor.
[ ] You scratch your nuts in public.
[ ] Your favorite color is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
[ ] Your father (or father type) told you about sex.
[ ] You can grow facial hair.
[ ] You like going to strip clubs, to see titties.
[X] You used to/still do collect Pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute".
[ ] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground.
[ ] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.
[ ] You attended prom to get laid.
[ ] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see boobies.
[ ] You show off bruises like badges of honor.
[ ] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris
Boy Score - 5/24
Females:
[ ] You get a period.
[ ] People say you're short.
[ ] You call attractive females "sluts".
[ ] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.
[X] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[ ] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[ ] You wear make-up daily.
[X] You care about what you look like.
[X] You can cook and clean.
[X] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes. (One shit pair, one nice pair)
[ ] You like to spend money with your friends.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[ ] Your favorite color is Pink or Purple.
[ ] Your mom told you about sex.
[X] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of.
[ ] You use tits to your advantage.
[ ] You are/were in cheer leading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[X] You freak out when you see bugs in the room. (Only ones that sting)
[ ] You consider spending money a hobby.
[X] You attended prom, to dress up.
[X] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp.
Girl score: 8/24
Yep, I'm a girly guy it seems.
