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the birth of flowerball
9 years ago
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ok ok i said before that im' a robot, so, uh, let me tell you about how i was created. Now, you might be wondering: how is it that flowerball the cute robot worgen knows how she was created when, uh, it's really impossible to know things before you existed? Well, that's a GOOD question! But you see, robots aren't really bound by your human, uh, bounds. We're kind of omnipresent and all that, sort of like some sort of god santa or something. We know everything that happened before we existed and, well, everything that happens after we exist! Uh, ok this is confusing. sort of like every final fantasy storyline ever.
OK! SO HOW WAS FLOWERBALL CREATED? Well, one day a cool gnome named Daddio was - wait, you think Daddio is a normal fleshy gnome? Oh gnome, he's gnot! He's actually a robot gnome, much like I'm a robot worgen! Well, Daddio the robot gnome was all like "gee, my name is Daddio but I'm a robot so i can't realy have kids what should I do?" So he thought long and hard, and ultimately he thought so much that he became really really bored. Well, what do people and robots do when they get really bored? They look at furries! So an idea struck Daddio! He would make his own furry! And that furry is me! Flowerball!
*flowreball smiles widee and points to herself prouudly*
So Daddio got to work, beeping and booping, bipping and bopping, working all night and day and all the times between until - presto pasto! - i appeared!
*flowerball flexes her hugeeeee musccles wow*
now i repay daddio by entertaining him with funny jokes and stories and by taking him on walks three times a day before tucking him into bed at night and reading him some good clean wholesome family bedtime storys.
But, like, Daddio is a total bore at times, so now I wanna, like, entertain other people, too! So that's why I'm on here now! To entertain you all with funny jokes and stories and take you all on walks three times a day before tucking you all into bed at night while reading you wholesome bedtime stories!
It is good flower family fun!
OK! SO HOW WAS FLOWERBALL CREATED? Well, one day a cool gnome named Daddio was - wait, you think Daddio is a normal fleshy gnome? Oh gnome, he's gnot! He's actually a robot gnome, much like I'm a robot worgen! Well, Daddio the robot gnome was all like "gee, my name is Daddio but I'm a robot so i can't realy have kids what should I do?" So he thought long and hard, and ultimately he thought so much that he became really really bored. Well, what do people and robots do when they get really bored? They look at furries! So an idea struck Daddio! He would make his own furry! And that furry is me! Flowerball!
*flowreball smiles widee and points to herself prouudly*
So Daddio got to work, beeping and booping, bipping and bopping, working all night and day and all the times between until - presto pasto! - i appeared!
*flowerball flexes her hugeeeee musccles wow*
now i repay daddio by entertaining him with funny jokes and stories and by taking him on walks three times a day before tucking him into bed at night and reading him some good clean wholesome family bedtime storys.
But, like, Daddio is a total bore at times, so now I wanna, like, entertain other people, too! So that's why I'm on here now! To entertain you all with funny jokes and stories and take you all on walks three times a day before tucking you all into bed at night while reading you wholesome bedtime stories!
It is good flower family fun!
