Media Hype!
9 years ago
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9:20 A.M._ "This was the scene just moments ago at Miami International Airport when a Sunstar Airlines jet burst into flames, after its left starboard engine exploded without warning, showering the crowded runway with a hail of deadly shrapnel."
_ "Aw, blow me!" Kenny Burne shouted. A half-dozen engineers were crowded around the TV set, blocking Casey's view as she came into the room.
_ "Miraculously, none of the two hundred and seventy passengers on board were injured. The N-22 Norton widebody was revving for takeoff when passengers noticed clouds of black smoke coming from the engine. Seconds later, the plane was rocked by an explosion as the left starboard engine literally blew to pieces, and was quickly engulfed in flames."
_ The screen didn't show that, it just showed an N-22 aircraft, seen from a distance, with dense black smoke gushing from beneath the wing.
_ "Left starboard engine," Burne snarled. "As opposed to the right starboard engine, you silly twit?"
_ The TV now showed close-ups of passengers milling around the terminal. There were quick cuts. A young boy of seven or eight said, "All the people got excited, because of the smoke." Then they cut to a teenage girl who shook her head, tossing her hair over her shoulder, and said, "It was rully, rully scary. I just saw the smoke and, like, I was rully scared." The interviewer said, "What were your thoughts, when you heard the explosion?" "I was rully scared," the girl said. "Did you think it was a bomb?" she was asked. "Absolutely," she said. "A terrorist bomb."
_ Kenny Burne spun on his heel, throwing his hands in the air. "Do you believe this shit? They're asking kids what they thought. This is the news. 'What did you think?' 'Golly, I swallowed my popsicle.'" He snorted. "Airplanes that kill -- and the travelers who love them!"
_ On the screen, the TV program now showed an elderly woman who said, "Yes, I thought I was going to die. Of course, you have to think that." Then a middle-aged man: "My wife and I prayed. Our who family knelt down on the runway and thanked the Lord." "Were you frightened?" the interviewer asked. "We thought we were going to die," the man said. "The cabin was filled with smoke -- it's a miracle we escaped with our lives."
_ Burne was yelling again: "You asshole! In a car you would have died. In a nightclub you would have died. But not in a Norton widebody! We designed it so you'd escape with your miserable fucking life!"
_ "Calm down," Casey said. "I want to hear this." She was listening intently, waiting to see how far they'd take the story.
_ A strikingly beautiful Hispanic woman in a beige Armani suit stood facing the camera, holding up a microphone: "While passengers now appear to be recovering from their ordeal, their fate was far from certain earlier this afternoon, when a Norton widebody blew up on the runway, orange flames shooting high in the sky..."
_ The TV again showed the earlier telephoto shot of the plane on the runway, with smoke billowing from under the wing. It looked about as dangerous as a doused campfire.
_ "Wait a minute, wait a minute!" Kenny said. "A Norton widebody exploded? A Sunstar piece-of-shit engine exploded." He pointed to the screen image. "That's a goddamn rotor burst, and the blade fragments broke through the cowling which is just what I told them would happen!"
_ Casey said, "You told them?"
_ "Hell yes," Kenny said. "I know all about this. Sunstar bought six engines from AeroCivicas last year. I was the Norton consultant on the deal. I borescoped the engines and found a shitload of damage -- blade notch breakouts and vane cracks. So I told Sunstar to reject them." Kenny was waving his hands. "But why pass up a bargain?" he said. "Sunstar rebuilt them instead. During teardown, we found a lot of corrosion, so the paper on the overseas overhauls was probably faked. I told them again: Junk 'em. But Sunstar put them on the planes. So now the rotor blows -- big fucking surprise -- and the fragments cut into the wing, so that nonflammable hydraulic fluid is smoking. It ain't on fire because the fluid won't burn. And it's our fault?"
_ He spun, pointing back at the screen.
_ "...seriously frightening all two hundred and seventy passengers on board. Fortunately, there were no injuries..."
_ "That's right," Burne said. "No penetration of the fuse, lady. No injury to anybody. The wing absorbed it -- our wing!"
_ "...and we are waiting to speak to officials from the airline about this frightening tragedy. More later. Back to you, Ed."
_ The camera cut back to the newsroom, where a sleek anchorman said, "Thank you, Alicia, for that up-to-the-minute report on the shocking explosion at Miami Airport. We'll have more details as they emerge. Now back to our regularly scheduled program."
_ Casey sighed, relieved.
_ "I can't believe this horseshit!" Kenny Burne shouted. He turned and stomped out of the room, banging the door behind him.
_ "What's his problem?" Richman said.
_ "For once, I'd say he's justified, " Casey said. "The fact is, if there's an engine problem, it's not Norton's fault."
_ "What do you mean? He said he was the consultant --"
_ "Look," Casey said. "You have to understand: We build airframes. We don't build engines and we don't repair them. We have nothing to do with engines."
_ "Nothing? I hardly think --"
_ "Our engines are supplied by other companies -- GE, Pratt and Whitney, Rolls-Royce. But reporters never understand that distinction."
_ Richman looked skeptical. "It seems like a fine point..."
_ "It's nothing of the sort. if your electricity goes out, do you call the gas company? If your tires blow, do you blame the car maker?"
_ "Or course not," Richman said, "but it's still your airplane -- engines and all."
_ "No it's not," Casey said. "We build the plane, and then install the brand of engine the customer selects. Just the way you can put any one of several brands of tires on your car. But if Michelin makes a batch of bad tires, and they blow out, that's not Ford's fault. If you let your tires go bald and get in an accident, that's not Ford's fault. And it's exactly the same with us."
_ Richman was still looking unconvinced.
_ "All we can do," Casey said, "is certify that our planes fly safely with the engines we install. But we can't force carriers to maintain those engines properly over the life of the aircraft. That's not our job -- and understanding that is fundamental to knowing what actually occurred. The fact is, the reporter got the story backward."
_ "Backward? Why?"
_ "That aircraft had a rotor burst," Casey said. "Fan blades broke off the rotor disk and the cowling around the engine didn't contain the fragments. The engine blew because it wasn't correctly maintained. It should never have happened. But our wing absorbed the flying fragments, protecting passengers in the cabin. So the real meaning of this event is that Norton aircraft are so well built that they protected two hundred and seventy passengers from a bad engine. We're actually heroes -- but Norton stock will fall tomorrow. And some of the public may be afraid to fly on a Norton aircraft. Is that an appropriate response to what actually happened? No. But it's an appropriate response to what's being reported. That's frustrating for people here."
_ "Well," Richman said, "at least they didn't mention TransPacific."
_ Casey nodded. That had been her first concern, the reason she had rushed across the parking lot to the TV set. She wanted to know if the news reports would link the Miami rotor burst to the TPA in-flight incident the day before. That hadn't happened -- at least not yet. But sooner or later, it would.
_ "We'll start getting calls now," she said. "The cat is out of the bag."
-- from "Airframe", by Michael CrichtonThe way the media has been acting the last few days over American 383, you'd think nobody had ever seen an uncontained engine failure on a passenger jet before. I saw a headline on World News that was something like "Are Passenger Jets Safe?" So a jet has its engine go up in a beautiful fire with lots of smoke, nobody died, hardly anyone was injured... and they're asking if passenger jets are safe? How many hundreds of thousands of jets took off and flew without incident that day alone? How many millions of engine spool-ups occur every day without incident? And they're asking if air travel is safe?
(Goodness, I think I'm channeling a little bit of Kenny Burne there)
No, it looked good. It made beautiful pictures on TV, like the uncontained engine failure of Speedbird 2276 in 2015 that left the whole side of the aircraft scorched black. Beautiful pictures!
You want to talk uncontained engine failures? Just read about the granddaddy of them all: United 232. When I say it's a textbook case, I'm not kidding: we studied it in ATC school. And for some real disasters? Look up LOT 7 and LOT 5055.
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It's really kind of disturbing...
Personally, I dream of a day when they make self-driving cars the law. I want to be able to plot a trip and be able to know right when I get there because I know everyone will be driving the speed limit and not making massive traffic jams because their brain fired the wrong way and they slowed down or hit the brakes at random. :p
What makes me sad are all the systems we're putting on cars to make up for serious deficiencies in our own driving skill. I've come to accept that anti-lock brakes and stability control are good things, because we're all not Max Verstappen and know how to threshold brake in emergency situations. No matter who we are, how good we think we are, when our back is against the wall we're all probably gonna slam on the brakes and yank the wheel.
But lane departure warnings? Blind spot warnings? Automatic braking? What happened to paying attention to where you're driving or checking your blind spots before changing lanes? What happened to following 2-3 seconds behind and looking up the road to see what's happening and might affect you in the very near future? What happened to having the required skill-set for operating a motor vehicle? In that light, I probably would feel a lot safer if everyone had self-driving cars. If you can't be bothered to pay enough attention so you can stop before hitting the car in front of you, then I don't want you on the road.
At least the latest ads from... I think it's Kia... don't even sugar-coat it: they point out that the average attention span is 8 seconds and show their drivers getting distracted and drifting out of their lane or nearly rear-ending the car in front of them. Funny? Maybe. Scary? Much more so.
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