So wait, we.... -should- vote Johnson? or shouldn't? I'm confused, as Jesus crying isn't a turn off here.

You can vote for him if you want to vote for a candidate who doesn't think there should be federal guidelines for Drivers' Licenses.

Better than voting for a candidate who failed his sixth-grade Civics class, I guess.

No I'm pretty sure voting for a candidate that believes nothing really matters because we're all dust in the wind is not a vote for progress.

A steak knife in the eye is better than the anthropomorphic hair pile.

I voted for the mild ulcer.