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Santa Claus is going overseas!
9 years ago
All input is appreciated!
He's got a new gun, he's checking his clip
His minigun's loaded and he's on the air strip
Santa Claus is going to town
He's got a new list, He's checking it twice
He's gonna kill 'em all 'cause Isis ain't nice
Santa Claus is going to town
He knows where they are sleeping,
soon Isis will be dead.
He'll kill them all, so be be assured,
This disease will finally be cured
He's not stopping there,
cause he wouldn't dare
To leave it this way, that's totally lame
Santa Claus is keeping the peace
I know Thanksgiving is before Christmas, but I wanted to go ahead and post this. Let me know what you think!
Will this be available on 8-track and Cassette soon? :p
I was amazed the last time I went in a thrift-store.....There was a box of about 100 8-track's! Who still has one of those thing's?
However after 400 years you would think he'd have something more modern in the line of "Horse power" than Twelve worn out Reign Deer...:p
I thought you were going to say North Korea was slipping in small sample slices of Yellow Cake Uranium!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW8UW4yAKEU
U-Kiss is pretty good. There's also a Japanese Metal band called Golden Bomber I really like. They play faster than Dragonforce and sound as good, if not better!
...That wasn't cheese...? I think I may have superpowers now! :D
Cheese?........I don't think they have anything That Magical over there!
YESSS!! What kind of Super powers do you have now?
I once eat some Yellow cake uranium.....But the only Super Power I got was the "Power of Hindsight"!! .......not very useful.......but better than nothing I suppose.....
https://youtu.be/sf6LD2B_kDQ
Cheese is so magical... I can't believe something so melty with so many flavors could not exist somewhere!
Well I can now run my mouth about 150Mph and I have to urinate exactly 6 times every day.
Well you know the government in North Korea doesn't allow Magical thing's to exist.....Only Kim Jun Un, how was decended from the Heavens to lead them and Not Born like Most people.
Haha!! 150 mph? So you could get a job as an auctioneer? .....eh...but the peeing all the time would be a problem!
Too bad he was corrupted by dark forces as he descended. He could have been a really cool guy. Oh well.
That would be cool haha but I could schedule my pee breaks. They're always at 1AM, 5AM, 9AM, 1PM, 5PM, and 9PM. Always 4 hours apart. Easy to work with :D
HAha!! Personally I think he Ascended......and This would explain the issues he possessed!
Well, that would be easy enough! Hey at least you're consistent! Perhaps you could work for the National Time Service....."When you hear the tinkle, The time will be 01:00 hour's."
Lmao that'd be omg hilarious. All over the world shall my tinkling be heard! And all over the world there shall be synchronicity!
YEEESSSS!! We shall All Tinkle in Unity, the Oceans shall run Yellow with Pee!!
LOL!! It would Great! CNN news would interview you and you'd be an instant celebrity! "Tonight we have the man/Wolf who Tinkle's the Time for you!!"
Uhh... I hope you know about these things called filters and cleaners... pee goes through those first. In some places, urine is filtered from the water and the water is recycled to be used again! YUCK! Learned that in high school
"Hey, great to be here. This all started when I ate a radioactive disk I got from North Korea because I thought it was cheese"
Well ya'know....the survivalist say you can drink your own urine up to Three Time's Before it will start making you ill......However the flavor is not much to brag about! Yeah........and just think, the fish not only Eat and drink their own waste and that of other fish....but they Breath it as well!! Their Lives are Shit all a round!! :p
LOL!! ...."so you turned what Could have a Disaster into a Fortune! How Wonderful is That?!!"
Yea, not something I'd prefer to do. In my 7th grade science class, my teacher said that herbivore poop has plenty of water in it that isn't toxic enough to kill you. I said out loud "I ain't doing that! Poop stinks!" and she said "If you herbivore poop is much less stinky than carnivore poop. If you-" I interrupted with "I'm not gonna smell poop to see if I can drink the water!" And the whole class cracked up XD
"Well, if it's cheese, it's hardly a disaster. But like I said, it only looked like cheese. And I'm not sure if peeing 6 times each day 4 hours apart on the dot is necessarily a good thing but it sure beats losing your hair. Though it does burn a bit... but that's only because the radioactive isotopes made my insides hotter so at least I know it's not a infection or something"
I would Much rather just stick to Recycling my urine thank you!
Speaking of radioactive isotope's.......I just heard on the radio that in 1951 you could buy your child a Radiation Play Set. For $50.00 you would get an oven like device, Three Different types of Uranium Ore, a Geiger counter and some sort of like Die-Cast beads with some molds! Depending on what mold you used, you would choose one or All of the Ore's placing them in this oven to melt the beads down into the mold in which you would then have to place the formed products into a vat or bucket of water to cool.....Talk about a Nuclear Christmas!!
---"Really? Where is it?"
"Kids, turn out the lights! Mommy wants to see your new trick!"
But seriously, lookie here for that toy you mentioned:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDiuX80Ldr8
That was It! The DJ was reading them off....and I must have mixed up the two...sorry. But That was the kit! And when you got tired of playing with it, you could use it to make a "Dirty Bomb" to get rid of that Bully at school!
Believe me, it's a good thing it wasn't around while I was in school then. So many people would have mysteriously contracted radiation poisoning >:3 not really, I'm not like that but there were a lot of people that picked on me
Awww......I'm Sorry to that.....we should have went to school together, I used to beat up the Bullys when I seen them messing with someone.....and if that person was a friend of mine, then they Knew not to bother them! Egh, I had a troubled childhood....what can I say. *shrugs*
Yea, kids are cruel. They try to fit in with the biggest crowd and usually that crows is gonna bandwagon itself...
This is true....
I know it all too well
Well.....looks like we're going to need some pants.....*clicks fingers* I GOT IT!! Christmas is Just around the corner....Now I know what to ask for!
I know, what if we just pulled in opposite directions REALLY HARD? *starts pushing the Wolfy really hard in opposite direction*
Then I'll just have wet pants that smell like nail polish remover!
But...I meant....aww forget it......I just don't want to end up needing a New pair of pants after this fiasco is all..... *mental note, Do Not keep Industrial strength glue in back pocket! *
*begins purring.....that feels nice.......considers bitting the wolfy's tail....even going so far as to rubb it against my Very large fangs....*
That's a good question.....just How long IS your Furr?
My own is rather Quite long and very Lush!
Then I shall use your shedding furr to make a clone......to Do The Chores and Together we'll Take Over The WORLD!! Muwahahaha!!!!
Ya'know....if you keep shedding at This rate, you're soon going to be Bald!.......and I'm not to sure I want to see a bald Wolfy.....
We shall rule the WOOORRRRLLLDD!!!!! *Runs around flailing arms*
Don't worry, the only way for me to be naked wolfy is it I take my clothes off. My fur grows back quickly, that's why I shed so fast :D
Ya'know.....Normally Dargon doesn't wear any clothes as his furr is very Deep and Lush, Thus you can not see anything......now as for How I got into these pants with the messy glue in the pocket.....I have No Idea....must have been one Hell of a Party is all I can say....
O.o.......but your tail is starting to thin....looking like a Giant Rat tail!
Though the needed hair for my clone experiment is pilling up nicely! :d
There was a party in the pants, that's for sure!
That's ok. My fur grows back quickly :3
Hmmmm........at this rate I just might have enough to make myself a nice white furr coat!
That would look nice as a coat! It's sliver, though. I think the smoke from the sheep roast dulled the shine a little bit >.<
Silver? Perhaps you have a character sheet I could look over? I only have your avatar to go by......which looks white...
Though the sheep roast may have dulled it down a bit.....nothing that a little shampoo can't fix! :p
Yup! I'll link you to it in PM.
Yup! *grabs the shampoo, jumps in the lake, suds up, then washes and returns, smelling like nothing happened "Uhh... I don't have a favorite smell so it stayed neutral..."
......no favorite smell?........soooo.......you smell like a wet Wolf?
*hands towel* Wouldn't want you catch cold! .....Now where's that Brush at.....got to get you combed before the tangles set it....
*Takes the towel* No thanks on the brush, my fur doesn't tangle. It's not long enough
Thinks to self, it must be nice having tangle free furr.....but then you're not likely to be as warm as I am when it Really gets cold....
I'll go take a peeksy......