Sexy Sex Meme about Sex
9 years ago
The voices say shush
SEXY SEX MEME ABOUT SEX
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Erm yeah...
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Eh. with the right person ALL
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
All of it... sometimes on top, or bottom something left, sometimes right
4. Do you masturbate?
hormones yo
5. How often? Lately?
Pffft heck if I know
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Psh only if you count poker
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
I'm a shower person
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Shower yes... bath... how would one do that?
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
ehhhh kinda but mostly alone
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
God I would KILL for an aggressive partner.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
... yes
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Pfffft no. I'm not even sure I know all my followers
13. Would you choose love or money?
Money. Sorry, but love sucks.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Bondage, breathplay and sadism and masochism
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
... uh... I don't understand the question
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Uh... my bed?
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
>.> <.< >.> I'd say the Little O.T
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Haha actually no
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes... there was a lady I wanted to take home
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
... no. Socializing irritates me
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Can't get kicked out if you're not there
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No. I. Don't. Do. People.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Ha! well... er... no?
24. What's your sexual preference?
I like penis... but I'm demisexual
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
not really
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yeaaaa that's where I lost my virginity
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Uh... techniccally?
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes. Most. Embarassing. Day. Ever. (PM if you want the story)
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yea
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Well first you have to define which count as sex toys. I own several collars and leashes as well as restraints, a dildo and an anal plug
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Possibru
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
*snigger* not on accident XD
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
a long time ago
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
No no, I've never had cyber sex *sarcastically*
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
ehhhh maybe?
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Errrr... I like doggie
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Uh... I really enjoy drawing cuckolding
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yea been there done that
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
>.> I dunno everyone? this place is pretty anonymous
FA+

It'll at least paint a picture of how sad my last relationship was.