Sexy meme time.
9 years ago
Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice...
I've been too quiet. Got car settlement and should be going car shopping soon. Being without a car sucks.
SEXY SEX MEME ABOUT SEX
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
A few.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Is there a bad time for sex?
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Alone? All of it. With a partner? Whichever side will let me cuddle them close.
4. Do you masturbate?
That's like asking if I breathe.
5. How often? Lately?
Not as often as I'd like...
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
It's more likely someone will pay me to keep my clothes on.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
I wanted to, but my now EX wasn't keen on the idea.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
I have, and it's actually a lot of fun to watch a random hentai DVD with friends while making fun of it.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I'd be happy with A partner right about now. I think an aggressive partner would be nice though.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Too broken to love myself, much less anyone else right now.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No. A select few. Some of them are pretty distant lately.
13. Would you choose love or money?
That's like asking if I'd like Mayo or Ketchup. Depends on what it's with.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Previous lover wasn't kinky... at all. Didn't get to explore anything.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
No, but I went beyond my previous lover's. I still feel horrible about it.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
My bed with some candles and flowers.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Partner wasn't into exploration.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
I've been caught masturbating... that's about it.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Haven't gotten around to it yet.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No. Alcohol stinks so I won't go to a bar.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
I'd have to go first.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
See 21.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No.
24. What's your sexual preference?
I like the ladies.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No, but if/when I do, I want to do it in the back row.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Wanted to. Ex wasn't into it.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No, but I wrote a sexual story about a couple having sex at work.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
A few times. Interesting, but I like the variety online more.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
A few.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Let's see. I have a Werewolf dildo (meant for now ex), a dragoness pussy, two bottles of lube and three cock rings.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
No.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
I'd like to. Call me. ;)
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yep.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Sure, why not?
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Cowgirl.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Uh... I'd like to try a few more before I decide.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
In my dreams.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Not sure. I would hope everyone.
SEXY SEX MEME ABOUT SEX
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
A few.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Is there a bad time for sex?
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Alone? All of it. With a partner? Whichever side will let me cuddle them close.
4. Do you masturbate?
That's like asking if I breathe.
5. How often? Lately?
Not as often as I'd like...
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
It's more likely someone will pay me to keep my clothes on.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
I wanted to, but my now EX wasn't keen on the idea.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
I have, and it's actually a lot of fun to watch a random hentai DVD with friends while making fun of it.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I'd be happy with A partner right about now. I think an aggressive partner would be nice though.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Too broken to love myself, much less anyone else right now.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No. A select few. Some of them are pretty distant lately.
13. Would you choose love or money?
That's like asking if I'd like Mayo or Ketchup. Depends on what it's with.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Previous lover wasn't kinky... at all. Didn't get to explore anything.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
No, but I went beyond my previous lover's. I still feel horrible about it.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
My bed with some candles and flowers.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Partner wasn't into exploration.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
I've been caught masturbating... that's about it.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Haven't gotten around to it yet.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No. Alcohol stinks so I won't go to a bar.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
I'd have to go first.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
See 21.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No.
24. What's your sexual preference?
I like the ladies.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No, but if/when I do, I want to do it in the back row.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Wanted to. Ex wasn't into it.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No, but I wrote a sexual story about a couple having sex at work.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
A few times. Interesting, but I like the variety online more.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
A few.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Let's see. I have a Werewolf dildo (meant for now ex), a dragoness pussy, two bottles of lube and three cock rings.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
No.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
I'd like to. Call me. ;)
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yep.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Sure, why not?
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Cowgirl.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Uh... I'd like to try a few more before I decide.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
In my dreams.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Not sure. I would hope everyone.
FA+

TITS!
Hopefully things work out better for us both soon.
Indeed!